Post stereotypes about your country that are true

>British girls really are inferior
>Our teeth really are unaesthetic
>Parts of London really are third world tier
>We really do meme-hate France

>Americans are geographically challenged
>Americans are heavily armed

British are one of the ugliest of the Caucasian race. Alongside The Irish

> hot bitches
> best country in europe
> my life is literally 20 times better than yours

>we are fat fucks who eat greasy fat food every day
>we have military grade weapons
> we are 70% white
>we talk loud

(You)

if by british you mean the foreign hordes then yes. English women and top 10 at least

>Tim Hortons is my mosque

We put our shoes in the fridge

>we talk loud
it's not even that, it's like your voices project a million times farther than those of other countries.

it can be the busiest time of the day on the metro, and you'll always hear the american tourists voices from three cars away, even if they're trying to speak quietly

Alpha males
Great family values
An inspiration for the west

studies show British teeth are the best on average

(You)

>the average American really is as dumb as dirt
>loud and obnoxious
>loyal to a fault if you're friends though, will have your back if shit gets real
>care way too much about their ”heritage”
That last one I even see in myself. My Polish ancestors were a bunch of drunk, violent Slavs that left for America because one didn't want to serve in the imperial Russian army and the other wouldn't marry some rich landowner 50 years her senior. Despite that I'm still learning the language and glorifying ”muh old country” even though I know there's no real reason to.

>we have military grade weapons

Never change America you guys are so lucky to have that second amendment.

>killing a man for a cheeseburger is justifiable homicide

>A non-country
>Ugly flag
>Sandniggers openly sell weapon in parts of Brussel

>ayy baito

we are boring
our girls like white cock
we are smart, but relatively anti social
we have good food
our laws are very harsh, especially drug offenders

none of them are true about us since they come from anglo lies

>All have smoked weed at one point or another
> Fast
>Rastafarian
>Live in huts

>refuse to speak English out of butthurt

We really are the greatest nation to ever exist on planet earth.

Our voices resonate with freedom and easily penetrate the oppressive shroud of draconian speech laws.

One of the most pathetic and unfunny bait attempts I've ever seen

>full of fat fucks
>the average mexican is dumb, a manlet, ugly
>we like tacos too damn much

tfw Hungary is too insignificant to other countries have any stereotypes

>average brazilians are very dumb
>degeneracy incarnate
>most everywhere in the country is non-white
>we're underachievers in every way possible

Agreed, the average frenchman is no longer a moustached, striped t-shirt and black beret wearing, onion smelling chain smoking canvas painter with a baguette but a bearded, shit-smelling welfare recipient with guns, explosives and a big white truck.

Jockbong here
Fully believe that the lefty face of Scotland is a front to keep people quiet. Don't often encounter SJW in real life, females mostly still dress feminine and are happy in traditional gender roles, men are still generally masculine in action and appearance. Largely not a fuck given about immigrants, gays, trans etc as long as they don't upset the status quo. The anti English thing is generally bullshit, it's more anti Westminster than anything.

Our famed tolerance is just you-do-not bother-me-and-i-will-not-bother-you ignorance.
Way too politically correct, we will not on a governamental level reply to Erdogan that he is a genocidal roach which should reclaim all his shitty second rate civilians by repatriating them to their homecountry.

>We really walk around upside down on the bottom of the earth
>Our wildlife will fuck you up.

Pic related. This fucker'll get ya

>americans are heavy

Europe is so fucking tightly compacted and most of is live in such dense conditions that we barely need to fart to wake the neighbours. Americans need to project their voices to hear each other across their five-acre living rooms.

A common misconception is that Americans shoot each other a lot because they're violent. It's actually just that the most effective way to catch another American's attention is to graze them with lead, seeing as tapping on the shoulder is out of the question.

>all like football (sorry, ""soccer"")
>all think they can play guitar but actually we can't.
>all think they are lazy fucks (we included) but when employed work slavery tier hours without ever protesting. Not because of work ethic, but out of meekness.

Ok, I admit, I kekked

This!
Also,
>most of us are xenophobic
>the whole country is leveled by the lowest common denominator

Holy shit THIS

It is true that the Dutch are obsessed with gel.

>We're heading towards Sweden and Germany tier.

We are more reIaxed than the rest of you shitcunts
Our dicks are bigger

>Russia is full of bydlo
>and qt girls everywere
>vodka

>and qt girls everywere
don't remind me bratushka

Say sorry way too much

>five acre living rooms
jej it's true though

Drunk Pierres have behave the same way though, get away from my basque lands degenerates

Very lefty and libertarian
Not really friendly to tourists
Can't speak english for SHIT
Get triggered whenever they have to talk about how much they earn or how they spend their money
Arrogants and Know-It-Alls

Other than that we're pretty much the best at everything

Underrated Kek

The vast majority of us are fat.
Even our pets.
Niggers suck, and yet we continue importing and exporting them like they are gifts or candy.
Probably deserve to be nuked at least once.

Nice try, brother-in-law.

>pseudo-socialist country
>everyone has a superiority complex
>be "polite" to compensate (re:pushover)
>taxed out our asses
>massive 3rd world immigration
>next in line after Sweden and Germany

oh and
>Trudeau

>Get triggered whenever they have to talk about how much they earn or how they spend their money

This is literally everywhere and everyone.
Its really taboo to ask a man how much he makes here.
Like anywhere else I imagine.

don't forget get angry when peopIe who aren't naturaI French speakers try and speak French around them

Kek

Really
Of all people i expected americans to be comfortable talking about dough

That's just 2 of my points gathered together lad

yeah sorry about that

>A fucking joke
>bait
Execute yourselves you utter newfag fucktard spastic cunts

Fuck you I went to a Paris cafe and asked for a table "sur la rue", meaning their little patio setup on the street. Fucking frognigger waiter laughs and puts some cutlery on the asphalt as a joke.

I never spoke French after that, and acted like an obnoxious loud American for the rest of the trip. Fucking frogs

Lol no. However paki girls turn ugly the moment they hit 25

Can confirm, bought 5 acres in Selina, TX for about 80k an acre while owning 2 homes about 2000sqft each

Due to being lol60% we will likely ride out the next couple decades of prosperity before imploding into civil or racial war or just degenerate into some Brazil-tier ooga booga nation (we're already halfway there)

Best case scenario is probably balkanization

>Fucking frognigger waiter laughs and puts some cutlery on the asphalt as a joke.


Holy fucking tabarnac that's so mean but i can't stop laughing

No shit, guy, but all of our Timmys were full from dawn til dusk. Kinda like Chickfila here in TX, at least I rediscovered a craze like Timmys

t.Quebecois

Yours and Romania stereotype here is you're gypsies

I know you c.ucks actually know english but refuse to speak it
cunts

Kek, how stereotypically French. This shit is why we've been at war with them for most of our existence as a country.

I lived in Montreal for 5 years and never got the Timmy craze

McDonalds-tier coffee and some donuts is really that big of a deal?

As an American poutine on the other hand blew my fucking mind

It's considered universally rude but for some reasons a lot of Americans tend to ask it anyways. I've had some pose it as the 3rd or 4th question after meeting

ShouId we start treating frogniggers as merciIessIy as they treat us in their home country?

Quit LARPing

>implying not everything in Aussie is deadly
Youre not fooling me

>As an american a bunch of fries covered in cheese blew my fucking mind

As one would expect

not everything is.
For exampIe we have IittIe Iizards that Iive in our houses caIIed geckos that eat the insects and make cIicking noises at night

>Lazy
>Poor
>Muh Heritage
>Stupid
>Cucks

I want out of here.

its the gravy that makes it good though

you're living up to a bitchy arrogant Frog stereotype at least :^)

Sorry, you inherited that from us. Sorry.

The Eternal Anglo is real, we're not part of Europe and have always ensured no one else could dominate it if we can't.

>le 56% face

>French speakers exterminate all other languages in their country with thousands of years of history and tradition (Breton, Occitan, Alsatian, Flemish)
>Whine when you have to learn English
>End up having to learn Arabic instead

stop smashing so many fucking plates and you'll save a small fortune after every meal

>Muh Heritage
this is the worst one on the Iist by far.
You guys aren't even the originaI Greeks at this point, you're some kind of heIIish Turk-spawn

But you're wrong, the average french can't even into the basics of english
I don't even think the way english is taught is at fault, people just refuse to learn it. You could compare it to the way japs ostracize themselves, the french have always wanted to stay in their little bubble

when will the fat makes you fat meme die? its all the sugar drinks and 300g+ carb diets of americans.

>Uncultured as fuck
>National dish is a type of fucking yeast
>No one here grows out of the 15 year old drinking mentality and people well into adulthood still think it's cool to get shitfaced with your mates and make and idiot of yourself by punching someone and killing them kek
>Shitskins galore
>Progressive left parasites everywhere
>1 in 3 people have some form of mental health condition

That sounds like it would be cute as fuck for the first day until they start being faggots when you're trying to sleep

>You guys aren't even the originaI Greeks at this point, you're some kind of heIIish Turk-spawn

Not me though.

can't fool me frogboi

False stereotypes:
We're polite
We're posh/cultured

We are perfidious and we're proud of it.

PAX BRITANNICA

It's true that austrians are the greatest people on the entire planet

All other europeans are just swarthy brown manlets

you can't hear it when you sIeep, they're pretty quiet

Tim's is mediocre as hell, as anyone who ever worked in one can tell you. Problem is it's the only coffee/donut shop in the whole country, and they put them EVERYWHERE.

pic related it's a half-kilometre stretch of road near where I used to live. 3 fucking locations within a 30sec drive

It's almost as if everyone there was the spawn of convicts and shitskins

forgot pic

Staying out in the sun makes people stupid I swear, It does something to brain. All that heat can't be good for people.

>Not me though.
t. every Greek person in deniaI

forwhatpurpose.jpg

would you consider them a nuisance or are they /ourguys/?


Do they get fucked up by clock spiders?

delet this

mostIy true
>impIying that's a bad thing
t. poofta overexaggerating
in big cities true
in big cities true

>our girls like white cock
I thought this was just a meme in asian countries except those areas with little to no exposure to whitey.