Brit/pol/ - Long Live Justin Barrett! /edition

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>Martin McGuinness: Sinn Féin politician dies aged 66
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39185899
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4333934/Martin-McGuinness-dies-age-66.html

>Article 50: Theresa May to trigger Brexit process next Wednesday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39325561

> EU summit on 29 April to discuss way ahead
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39337693

>Labour descends into open warfare as John McDonnell accuses Tom Watson of 'interfering' in Unite leadership contest
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/20/jeremy-corbyn-campaign-group-momentum-accused-union-plot-destroy/

> EU mocks Britain with anti-Brexit Tintin poster on wall of Brussels war room
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/21/eu-mocks-britain-anti-brexit-tintin-poster-wall-brussels-war/

> Jacob Rees-Mogg leads the celebrations at Article 50 party: ‘to the Brexit heroes of Islington!’
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/03/jacob-rees-mogg-leads-celebrations-article-50-party-brexit-heroes-islington/

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Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives: Government Response to the Committee's First Report
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> European Union Committee - Brexit: trade in goods
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/129/12902.htm

> European Union Committee - Brexit: Gibraltar
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> European Union Committee - Brexit and the EU budget
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>European Union Committee - Brexit: UK-EU movement of people

Vigilant Justin
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Karen!

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Happening?

Gunfire and explosions outside parliament

p-pls stay in the EU g-guys, our economy literally depends on the UK, with you guys gone we will literally turn into the new bulgaria

There's fuck all in the news

It's legit

Check BBC news tv channel

60% chance it' s Niggers or Muslims.

twitter.com/sikorskiradek/status/844561194207920130

A C GRAYLING ON A RAMPAGE

RUNNING AROUND SHOOTING AND SHOUTING

"HOW DO EU LIKE THAT NOW?!"

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39355940

oh yeah they caught up, watching todays DP at the moment.

>GINA MILLER ASSASSINATED OUTSIDE PARLIAMENT, BREXIT CANCELLED

It's Gina Miller, there's photos of her brandishing a gun on Twitter.

TWO people have been shot after a car ploughed into a group of people outside the parliament building in London!!!


Where have I seen this before?

Up to the EU now lad, we'll still want to buy your stuff but the EU has to give us a fair deal.

Holy shit. ARTICLE 50 NOW!

Just got the news

Allahu Akhbar?

me right now

twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/status/844562945254309889

Yeh it seems like an Islamic thing.

Hopefully this will make our government pass some anti-Muslim laws.

>A car on Westminster Bridge has just mowed down at least 5 people.

video at twitter.com/sikorskiradek/status/844561194207920130

>"Who to follow" list

Why isn't the BBC following President Trump?

Could just be a typical Polish driver 2bh.

Was it a politician shot? Bit of an awkward place that location, just on Westminster Bridge. The exit is actually on the parliament sq. side.

so who did they assassinate? i have the feeling this will not be the regular allahu akbar - it will just be made to look like it

>1 week before article 50 triggering

THE RELIGION OF PEACE STRIKES AGAIN

Looks like we'll have to cancel Brexit lads.

If it was a politician I think it'd be in the early reports. Wasn't Jo Cox almost immediately identified?

To your battle stations lads.

This is not a drill.

I repeat, this is not a drill.

>white nationalist pro Brexit neo-nazi concerned that Brexit wasn't happening quickly enough attacked our brave multiculutral legislators

Book it.

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>there are remainers watching this and getting actually excited because it could potentially delay Article 50

The Religion of Pieces

>I vaguely heard something that might have been 'Britain First' during the attack

what if brexit never happens?

It was obviously a neo-nazi inspired Brexit terrorist attacking Muslim citizens in the centre of London. This is another example of how racist Leave voters taking over the country since June 23rd. Cancel Brexit now!!!

Anybody have the recording of the helicopter landing there? Bet it looked cool as fuck.

This

>yfw shia couldn't handle the flags being taken down so he went and discharged his "stress reliever" on the entire parliament

Was this before or after a Quran fell out of his pocket?

Apparently an attack on a cop
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Reports that Right Honourable Lord Samuel Pepys Hyde has snapped over the EU Referendum

BBC Parliament is a cracking watch right now.
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kek

>Bodies, not casualties, seen on Westminster bridge

Hopefully the religion of peace has enriched an MP for once.

>BBC Parliament is a cracking watch right now.
Well, it was. Now it's gone back to fucking Holyrood. ABORT.

Looks like someone sperged out with a knife and has been shot, the only one dead is the attacker so far.

>Pepys Hyde
>Pepes hide
Curse you /r/thedonald!

Just got shot outside the Houses of Parliament, lads

>Yeh it seems like an Islamic thing.
it is. ISIS has been pushing this as the new MO for attacks instead of suicide bombing

HE WARNED YOU!

Of course. Same sorts who (not very) secretly reveled when Jo Cox got herself shot.

hahah fuck man. we really need to meme him into being the attacker. it wouldnt even surprise me

HABBEDING

Are you called Charlotte? Have you got the greggs I asked for?

Just shot outside the House of Parliament, lads

Britain first

>"We must be MORE TOLERANT in the light of this attack on parliament"

I hope we're not going to have a year of this shit like France did.

Mind you, they're the best propaganda against 'multiculturalism' we can get.

twitter.com/MrBrendanCox/status/844564880321626114

These people just cannot help themselves, can they? Still trying to make political capital out of your wife's death. Utter vermin.

>implying it wasn't Alexander "By ballot or bullet, I will destroy UKIP" Jahans junging at cucky Carswell.

Hopefully some mosques get burned down tonight

someone just fired me at someone outside of parliment lads

We've already had that one.

>Richard tice political campaigner tells me he can see ten bodies on westminster bridge

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>Whoever has attacked our parliament for whatever motive will not succeed in dividing us

We're already pretty fucking divided.

in greggs?

Hand over the brillo pads and I might tell you

>anti-ISIS laptop plane law thing passed, the next day Westminster gets attacked
Hmmmmm...

shots fired

I hope Laura Kuenssberg is safe

I remember when I threw a guy out of Greggs for shooting people, back in '78 that was.

Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end...

This fucking guy

> Yay, I'm relevant again!

She's speaking live on BBC News right now.

Safely in the Gulag after a fair public trial, Comrade. Assassination attempts on First Brother Corbyn will not be tolerated.

Business idea: get him to do the commentary on sport-shooting events at the Olympics.

So are you lads staying in the single market or what?

Remember the Lee Rigby attack started with "injuries sustained by knife" then the media barely released the info he was beheaded. His accomplice then ran over people down the road before being shot, sounds extremely similar

>D-don't forget about me and are Jo

who is this semen demon?

Come back in 2019.

BBC reporting shots on Westminster Bridge, car attack on Westminster Bridge, something at Portcullis House and a stabbing outside Parliament (the guy that got shot by police). Not sure how they're connected

Thank god

>REPORTS OF RACIST DETAINED IN GREGGS
REPORTS OF RACIST DETAINED IN GREGGS
>REPORTS OF RACIST DETAINED IN GREGGS
REPORTS OF RACIST DETAINED IN GREGGS
>REPORTS OF RACIST DETAINED IN GREGGS
REPORTS OF RACIST DETAINED IN GREGGS

Have to mate, or Grayling said he'd do to us what he did to that police officer.

Shit nigger. Is it really going to happen?

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God dammit I hope people are ok in the UK

>Probably
Didn't he get sacked for that exact reason

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When I was in London for Vacation I heard police sirenes every fucking night.

Not sure if there has to be a relation.

I could live with being detained in Greggs.

I had two sausage rolls for lunch today.

Some fuck attacked the house of commons? Is comf moggs alright?

As a business owner, I plan on taking full advantage of the liberalisation of our laws with Brxit, particularly in regards to employment laws, to make my company more competitive, especially if I have to overcome new tariffs. I also expect to be able to hire freely from all over the world to get the best talent I need or I'll simply offshore the jobs. The choice for the government will be to bend over for businesses or listen to the Brexiteers. Either way it won't affect capital owners.

As a remain voter I could have done without this hassle and uncertainty has taken a toll on my company, albeit slight. However, I'm quite positive now that it will make me much better off, though inequality will be increased and we're going to have go into overdrive on our neoliberal economic policy to be able to compete globally as a relatively small economy.

I don't think the non-wealthy Brexiteers will see any of this upside but will certainly be there to soak up the pain of all these changes.

Just dealing with a right wing extremist, pro-Brexit, pro-Trump attack right now lad. BRITAIN FIRST

Evidentially you were detained in my Greggs.
Don't misbehave or they'll send you next door. (And you won't get to stay another week for good behaviour.)

How racist was he being?

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US IS IN LIVERPOOL