PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MARTIAL LAW IN CONGRESS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets w/black cucks 3/22/17
youtu.be/3b3eF89e0WQ
>Pres Trump meets w/women in healthcare panel 3/22/17
youtu.be/wQs3SBVvOu8
>Pres Trump speech at NRCCD 3/21/17
youtu.be/_pfD_EmYvBM
>Pres Trump signs s.442 NASA Act 3/21/17
youtu.be/9HzadC1imjQ
>Pres Trump rally in Louisville KY 3/20/17
youtu.be/wrR7Fq5OQa0 (RSBNiggers)
>SC Nominee Neil Gorsuch 3/20/17
youtu.be/YvY0-DztxTg
>Pres Trump meets w/Iraq PM al-Abadi 3/20/17
youtu.be/zx18Xq4_GvY
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #8 3/18/17
youtu.be/NMoL-fZK64A
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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FUCK BLUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

AWOO~

too close lads

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WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

t-that was close

Crisis averted

>No threadsplit

ALL YOU BAKERS WERE LYING

The Sons of Liberty

>AHCA

I'm pretty sure shitposters were purposely saying they'd make a new thread but then didn't.

THREAD LAUNCHED

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo~

WHATS IN THE BOX

I...I think we survived.
Awoo, do you copy?

joe btfo

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Fuck u joe not this time!

Hopelessness and despair

whew, we almost fell into the abyss back there

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WHEN WILL JOE DISAVOW

>AHA, or "a-ha" verbally
Is this the bill's theme song?
youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Roger and checked. Clear.

Whats rato's stance on Ryancare?

uh, no straya, sorry but it isnt an emu

so has Trump stance on islamic immigration been vindicated? I think so

the "claiming i'm gonna bake but not gonna do it" is a dick move, it's those people who are the reason why we have the namefagging bakers like me

Angry squeaking.

WHO DOUBTED HIM
WHICH ONE OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES DOUBTED HIM THIS TIME

We winning lads?

bongland
s reaction is gonna be fun

sargon might actualy go 1488 for once

Fucking Ryderposting is the next Armstrong isn't it?

MAKE AMERICA FREE AGAIN

INCIDENTAL SURVEILLANCE

AKA

LARPING NEWFAGS

Will Trump bargain tomorrow to get this Healthcare bill passed? We need him to full Art of th deal here.

Yeah it's normally a guy from Thailand that says "don't bake someone is already doing it". It then takes another 100 posts before someone actually bakes. Don't know if it's shills or not.

>tfw he's even meeting with the Freedom caucus tomorrow morning

RYAN BTFO

>Londonis... London
Spicer playing with fire. It's like having porn on your work computer, eventually you're going to forget and someone will see it.

Morning
>Report: Trump wanted tanks in inaugural parade
>Nunez says Trump transition team was under surveillance
>Wiretaps were not related to muh Russia
>Reminder that Nunes was on the transition team
>HWNDU Season 4 begins
>New flag found in Liverpool
>Terrorist attack in London
>5 dead, 40 injured including the attacker
>Confirmed for Islamic terror related
>Media tries to call attacker “asian”
>Trump speaks to PM May to offer condolences
>Says she is strong and doing very well.
Afternoon
>Spicer says no plan B for healthcare bill if it is defeated
>Almost said “Londonistan”
>Trump wishes Persians a Happy Norwuz (Persian New Year)
>David Brock has a heart attack
>Survives
>Illinois house votes against making Obama's birthday a holiday
>Was not the attacker
>Nunes: What I've read bothers me and should bother President Trump and his team
>Goes beyond what happened to Flynn
>”Don't know if American people would be comfortable with what I've read”
>Phones were never tapped
>President himself and team were in intelligence reports
>Possible Obama was involved
>Said he won't say it was only one person who gave info to him
>Nothing criminal
>Items in reports don't have Intel value
>Says FBI are not cooperating
>More info coming Friday
>Trump: "I somewhat do" feel vindicated after Nunes announcement
>CNN: Is Trump afraid of stairs?
Tonight
>Dems go into full damage control
>They attack Nunes personally
>Liberal Joe: GOP should remove Nunes as Intel chairman
>Expect shills
>Rep. Doug Collins says they're close to a deal on healthcare
>Rep. Mark Meadows: “Optimistic” and “encouraged” by talks between GOP and White House
>Based Lou Dobbs reports changes have been made to the healthcare bill and the Freedom Caucus is happy
>McCain: Congress doesn’t have credibility to handle Trump-Russia investigation
>(((CNN))): FBI has info that campaign colluded with Russians
>NATO to reschedule meeting to accommodate T Rex
>Farage on Tucker and Hannity

Aren't you a little short for a secret agent

i still don't see how it will DOOM the senate when house republicans want it. they're the same damn party

yeah given Londons mayor was all like "build bridges not walls" during the US election campaign

appropriately placed walls on the bridge may have averted such a tragedy

Trump is making it happen

That's quite enough

Its fucking ridiculous that more than half the post are nothing

He already bargained.
Freedom Caucus are all on board

Go to bed Sean
It's late

There are enemies among us trying to subvert Trump Generals. They wanted to cause the death of the movement.

Lads I made one of those meme bumbler accounts and didn't realize the Trump Aura of Winning was proc'd with it. Now I have 10 matches and I'm too anxious to answer any of them because autism.

How do I triage this

already happened m8

>>Liberal Joe: GOP should remove Nunes as Intel chairman
But why?

What did they change?

it's either a shill or some joepost humping shitposter who thinks he's being funny

It's HuffPo, make of it what you will.

Russian shill alert
At this point you are just rubbing in how Putin got him the job done he couldn't.
Classic cuck Trump.

Guys, Its over.

The Alfa-Bank revelations are going to be released in the coming weeks

Get out of the box.

You know, Trump has floor privileges for both Houses of Congress. He should go up to the hill tomorrow and personally whip votes kek

listening to the spicy conference i believe this healthcare bill will be passed and the more noise that gets made about it the more likely it will be passed

For assassinating Lincoln.

i just fapped after work. should i do round 2 before another 10 hour shift tomorrow? im eating a blood red steak to make up for loss of nutrients

communists don't get healthcare as they no longer qualify as "people"

@117886517
@117886529

>I thought you'd be taller

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Trumpcare. That's what the republicans will call it when it fails.

I like it

but seriously what did they add to get the freedom caucus on board

It used to just be that Flip shitposter now several people do it.

I knew this would happen when they started with that bussin' shit.

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Who cares - I'm a tripod

Winning?
In a Charlie Sheen kind of way, then yeah.

do you really need people on the internet to tell you when to fap? is this some kind of oddball fetish of yours?

He has been all day. What said. It'll pass the House, and Trump can then work the deal in the Senate with Rand Paul and the others - even if that means it gets changed in the Senate and require another vote from the House.
tl;dr Trump has already won and looks good in both the House and Senate for saving Ryancare

part of the art of the deal is that you convince people that they want what you want
i believe that that has been done
but for now people can still bluster to keep interest in the vote

Roger Moore is best Bond. Fact.

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I'll admit I was a little shaky on this happening but once again I believe my skepticism of Trump's abilities will be BTFO as usual.

Art of the Fart.

PUSSY BRITS HOW HARD IS THIS PLAN.

JUST DO IT REEEE

As you noticed, shills are hard at work today and everyday.

They seem to forget that the left is watching the most powerful republican legislature ever and in 2018 they will have over 20 senators at the chopping block vs. 8 from the republican side.

Here is my answer: to rub salt on their wounds and remind them of who has all the power

Isn't it sad that Trump detractors like the shills in this very thread have nothing else left but fortune telling and wishing for him to failure?

Think about it: for this whole campaign those guys at least had hope

> polls were at their side
> media was at their side
> betting houses were at their side
> pollsters were at their side
> celebrities were at their side

And yet, their side (meaning the anti trump side) lost and lost big.

Trump now has

> the presidency
> a red senate
> a red congress
> a supreme court pick to be done weeks after being innaugurated
> probably two more to fill before the end of this first term
> not impossible two more right in the middle of his second term
> all but one state legislature needed to start constitutional changes

And now here they are: fortune telling

> Trump won't such and such
> Senate won't confirm such and such
> Congress won't pass such and such

And every step of the way, much like in the election, they get proved wrong by the facts on the ground (when Trump delivers) and then they move the next fortune telling and the next wish for things to go wrong

It is sad, really. Most of the people on this board and on this general are having the time of their lives and their presence here makes them even happier for knowing someone on the other side is here to witness it

Shills: I salute you. Keep it up tho, I'm saving this text as pasta (so I can repost it often) and let what I just said sink in.

> you have no hope left other than wishing for other people failure.
> you have no power and no hope

Think about it

i'd give you a brap post but that pic is disgusting enough already

>youtu.be/9SOryJvTAGs?t=1m10s
Is Rand a time traveler?

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I fucking love Rand Paul

Here is the list of candidates for 2018

tl;dr: Democrats have 23 senators up on the chopping block, with 2 Independent and only 8 republicans.

> At the absolute worst case scenario (all republicans lose their seats) democrats achieve a 54-2-44 majority, barely over what republicans have now.
> At the absolute best case scenario democrats lose all 23 seats plus the 2 independent and we are left with a 77-23 majority for the republicans
> my estimate is that democrats lose at least 6 seats, that republicans will have to defend vigorously AZ and NV and that Angus and Manchin may flip to R. Not too far from a majority

Democrat

> Dianne Feinstein (California, since 1992)
> Tom Carper (Delaware, since 2000)
> Bill Nelson (Florida, since 2000)
> Debbie Stabenow (Michigan, since 2000)
> Maria Cantwell (Washington, since 2000)
> Ben Cardin (Maryland, since 2006)
> Amy Klobuchar (Minnesota, since 2006)
> Claire McCaskill (Missouri, since 2006)
> Jon Tester (Montana, since 2006)
> Sherrod Brown (Ohio, since 2006)
> Bob Casey (Pennsylvania, since 2006)
> Sheldon Whitehouse (Rhode Island, since 2006)
> Bob Menendez (New Jersey, since 2006)
> Kirsten Gillibrand (New York, since 2009)
> Joe Manchin (West Virginia, since 2010)
> Chris Murphy (Connecticut, since 2012)
> Mazie Hirono (Hawaii, since 2012)
> Joe Donnelly (Indiana, since 2012)
> Elizabeth Warren (Massachusetts, since 2012)
> Martin Heinrich (New Mexico, since 2012)
> Heidi Heitkamp (North Dakota, since 2012)
> Tim Kaine (Virginia, since 2012)
> Tammy Baldwin (Wisconsin, since 2012)

Independent

> Bernie Sanders (Vermont, since 2006)
> Angus King (Maine, since 2012)

Republican

> Orrin Hatch (Utah, since 1976)
> Bob Corker (Tennessee, since 2006)
> Roger Wicker (Mississippi, since 2007)
> John Barrasso (Wyoming, since 2007)
> Dean Heller (Nevada, since 2011)
> Jeff Flake (Arizona, since 2012)
> Deb Fischer (Nebraska, since 2012)
> Ted Cruz (Texas, since 2012)

What do you guys think?

we'll likely find out tomorrow
rumor is the house has okayed martial law for tomorrow, so the freedom caucus will introduce the new stuff and the house GOP will have to vote yes on it to save face

Few realize this

KATIE HOPKINS ON TUCKER

I really want to shitpost but I also have work I need to do. Please hold me.

but if you do it that way, you don't turn their flag into our symbol of victory, you just hide it

You're supposed to capture the flag, not cover it up.

This is a spicy meme.

We need Trump to draw a parallel to Harry Potter to ruin that for libtards, too.

Ted is bulking too much imo.

I'm partial to Connery.

This is a great plan, maybe add a funnel at the bottom to make it easier to land on the pole.

Is there gonna big a big happening this week?