If sea creatures were smarter, what political views would they have?
If sea creatures were smarter, what political views would they have?
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Deport sharks.
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>"Atlantis agrees, gas the kikes race war now" - Honerable Memba Aaaakkkkaaaaaarreeee, Atlantis
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Remove Jellyfish. They're a waste of space, use up everyone elses water and terrorise people through stinging.
>anything bigger than the blue whale
fake bloops
Yo where all the beta fish at?
AYO GLUB UP
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Kek
>Largest estimated size of Giant Squid
That image is incredibly misleading. All giant squid measurements include their two ridiculously long tentacles. Their fucking head isn't 6 meters in diameter.
Problem would be perpetual rapefuge victims as they can never leave the pool
Not to mention the human size compared to shamu
>not all squids
>cis-dolphins are scum
>my blowhole my choice
They'd definitely be Nazis. Fischism is common in the sea.
damn, i WISH giant squid were that huge
Blue whales are the largest animals ever known to have existed.
This chart is bullshit.
jellyfish would be democrats, no spine
>Giant squids confirmed to still exist thanks to Japan.
>Youngest fossilized Megalodon tooth found -might- be less than 30,000 years old. Some findings suggest they may have lurked around submerged mountains.
It's not safe out there.
>short human
Landlets BTFO
Assuming that you actually need any intelligence to have a political view.
The cahrt is to scale, the problem is that Liopleurodon size has been revised down to 7 metres and Leedsichthys to 16metres. Megalodon really was 18ms long though which is insane.
I wish there were still shocking discoveries like a squid the size of a Boeing or other incredible things.
Instead some researchers recently found some new boring plant in Delta.
>short human
we call them manlets
I'm sure there is plenty out there we've yet to find. Horrify, massive creatures that are too far down or in too remote of a location to find as it stands.
I know how you feel though. Cryptozoology is great.
no fucking way the giant squid is that big
its much smaller. around the orcas size i believe
They're mistaking it for the Colossal squid, but even then the head isn't THAT large. They also left out the fuck huge two main tentacles that make up the majority of the length.
liopleurodon also wasnt 25 meters nor was meglodon 30 meters
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>short human
kek fucking manlets
Whales are already leftists
Where da squid pussies at