Simple Risk thread

Simple Risk thread

>game starts at 5 players
>OP will also be playing

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>post name
>color
>location

Catholic Territories,
Bottom left,
Green.

Farthest east location
light blue

I dislike maps without bonuses desu

I'm adding some, dw user

Whoops bottom right!!

Dawlat Al-Islamiyyah Fil al Iraq wa a Sham
Dark Grey
Bottom Left

Fappistan
Far Left Peninsula
Red

The part on the mainland that looks like a bird beak

ISIS for short

Call this heathen Daesh OP.
Everybody else does.

lel

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I'm already there, senpai

You said east
I said west . . .

MUPDATE #0: THE BEGINNING

khaffir, you have one shot to not fuck this up. Let us just agree on the god we both worship and fight together as brothers under Allah.

Fill in to da east

Oh, I meant to say west lol. Oh well, doesn't matter. I'm just retarded.

Fill the area I'm in. Spill west.

Dawalt extend in every direction.

Hitler grants me dubz

Spread up my Island, spill left.
Only if agree to educate women and make Burqas strongly encouraged, not mandatory.

>lawdy

Agreed, brother. We are here to build a kingdom of God, not a house of horrors.

Alliance with a promise to touch tips in the middle of our continent?

MUPDATE #1

Fappistan gets a boost of +4
OP gets boost of +2

>mupdate also counts as my roll

Forgot image

Fill along da coastline

Spill into first sea crossing line and otherwise spread outwards.

Heading north btw

OP, I said to fill the area I'm in before moving west.
I should have a +2 bonus for that. Add it to my roll if you agree.

If you fixed my last bit and put 8 tiles from the new land into the land I started in like I wanted, fill new land and spill west.

If you didn't fix it, fill new tile then fill original tile. Then spill west.

See my request?
Here:

-ISIS

Ayy sure thing Vegan

Fappistan, the lions of Islam see your filth. Renounce your fapping now or face retribution.

Apologize for late roll, fill island and move west

Updating ally in trip

MUPDATE #2

>Vegans get a boost of +2
>Fappistan making MASSIVE gains

>lions
inb4 pigs

Continue taking territory within this small piece of land.

Please put your alliance with me in written form like me. I'm going to take one state on the island your on then attack the mainland.

Ahh please add mine in sempai!!
After that fill that one state on IS's island then assault the main island.

Ave Maria, Allahu Ackbar.

Thanks, OP
Bonus added to trip to make it easier for OP

Finish land I'm in
Spill into the island below me and fill

I understand. Allahu akbar.

Fill in the rest of the northern major area up to the black line

Mane, risk maps are really going downhill these days

May i suggest instead you take the island above you? 2 major territories and it makes our access easier and so we don`t have to both encroach in the same territory to get maximum +2s.

MUPDATE #3

>gonna have to attack Fappistan, sorry
>people getting boosts across the board

Ah, nevermind, we will work it out. If i must cede territory to you in the future to give you +2s i shall and i ask you do the same for me.

I'm there now

Here, let me help you take this upper island. OP, I move upwards into the next section closest to the small island above me.

It shall be done brother. My roll this turn shall only fill my island, but I will do as you request next roll.

Deus Vult.

The bottom half of the island touches the light blue, so I can cross into the mainland as long as you leave space for me to enter on the mainland.

Fill the bottom half of the island above me, and if any spill to the leftmost mainland territory.

Vegan Empire, Dawlat will have to politely ask you to cede that land for our companions to have an equal footing. I promise you protection in return.

Defend from OP and press back

>fill his silly chink land

Fill area I'm in. Don't go to the bottom half of the island.

The rest goes to attacking OP, because he's attacking my ally

I'll come to your aid if you need my help

dubz

Likewise vegan friend

MUPDATE #4

>OP is getting btfo
>tensions begin to rise in the central island

Fill the bottom half of the Island, then leftmost territories I can reach on mainland.

Ave Maria.

OP, redirect all efforts to Fapistan. ISIS attack Fapistan. This is the wage of sin.

Take the rest of OPs land in the area but stop at the black line

Defend from the mudslimes if extra

Attack OP to fill his area I'm in
Spill into the area I have 2 Ts in

MUPDATE #5

>OP needs a miracle here
>ISIS begins a full-on assault against the Fappistanis

TEAR THROUGH THEM
ALLAHU AKBAR

Same as last time, but defend if attacked.

Fap on the sandmen

kek

Want to attack and give little OP the strength he may need to see victory?

Why did I gain none of your Ts?

I attacked you and:
Your get was worth 7 Ts with no bonus
My get was worth 7 Ts with a + 6 bons

I said spill after attacking you into the area you put me

Attack you again if you're still alive. Stop after I finish the territory of your I'm in.

Spill, if I've taken all your Ts in the area of yours I'm in, to the area I started filling up.

No worries btw, OP always has a lot going on.

Hmmm. Is your nation of Abrahamic faith OP?

Abraham was one of our prophets

MUPDATE #6: OP is still alive edition

>Massive gains for the Vegans and a +8 Bonus on their next roll
>Fappistani/ISIS war rages on

I know you are, but I refuse to ally with anyone who does not follow an Abrahamic faith.

Same order as last time.

Our heresy will ultimately be our downfall

or not lmao

Take down the infidels

Op, hit the vegans! They are most dangerous to you.

Perform ethnic cleansing on Fapistan, wit beheadings and live burials.

Defend all land if attacked
Chase down OP

chekd

we absolutely follow the Abrahamic faith. Let us strike together and make this land fear God.

Dubz
Chase them down, I will

Also, fixing bonus in trip. I had it as 6 when it's 8.

I warn you, cease practises such as live burials or our alliance will be on the rocks.

You could cut the head off the vegan Dragon, as i have destabilized Fapistan.

MUPDATE #7: Stalemates all around edition

>OP makes a massive gain but only to just barely keep on playing
>Fappistani/ISIS war at a draw currently

aww FUCK. Fine

CRUSH THEM

OP you need to fuckin say where your attackin ya cunt

Stamp out OP in my territory
Rest goes to defending from mudslimes

OP I meant the territories on the big island. My rightmost up most territory on the top island are in the area which means I can invade the big island. I would like to fill that territory.

Sorry lad,
attacking you this turn

So you're invading blue mainland?

Seljak republic of Milutin
Any white area
Any color

thx 4 teh warning

No, the empty space in the middle of the BIG island.

That doesn't make sense.
>I had a total of 23
>You had a total of 15
>you had 5 territories left
>I only gained 11 territories for some reason
If the territories I took were the path you took, you took

There's no possible combination of defending, running, attacking, or anything that would have saved you.

BREAK:
I think I know what happened.
Did you see this as my roll? That was just me letting you know I rolled dubz here I just wanted to make sure you saw
I don't think you're alive, but attack you if you are.
If you're dead, fill any of the areas I'm already in.

Sorry for the confusion, I'll try and keep better track of rolls/territory after this mupdate. Can't really go back now though, so I'll give you an extra boost on this roll anyway.

MUPDATE #8: OP is btfo edition

>ISIS makes massive gains in the front against the Fappistanis
>OP still doesn't really understand what the Catholics wanted him to do but he thinks he got it right this time

Fight the sandnigs

Continue Fapistan onslaught. Catholics, It is obvious there is a common enemy. The time is coming for us to purge them together.

Lmao op, I've been trying to invade that territory for ages now. You put all my rolls for that on ISIS's island, can you move them to where I just invaded? Also keep invading that territory and defend.

I gotcha buddy

Good map.

You're on a roll with these dubz
>First, fill the area where I only need 5 Ts to get the bonus
>Then, Attack Catholics by tearing a thick, juicy line through the bottom of the island we share to the island they hold to the southeast of it