A new skyscraper has been proposed for New York City's Billionaire's Row. It would end up being the tallest tower in the NYC, surpassing One World Trade Center and one of tallest worldwide. It would also be the longest taller every to be built, stretching 4,000ft.
So Sup Forums, would you want to live in this giant paperclip?
longest tower ever*
Christ, this is what I get for posting at 6am
So was the WTC a tunnig fork?
Wjat is the significance of this design, besides lookig auful?
Wtf is that... what a waste of resources
It was designed as a workaround for the zoning laws of NYC.
I wouldn't want to live at the top, shit rolling off your table all the time.
Another reason never to go to New York
A giant fucking safety pin.
i already get dizzy from watching that, how is that able to be stable.
One end is proposed to be lodged in Clinton's anus, the other in her snatch.
underrated
It will make for some good GTA6 shenanigans
Harder for a plane to hit.
Smart
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>terror attack
>plane flies through
>nothing happens
>The Big Bend
Come on...
how much can you feel huge skyscrapers swaying in the wind at the top?
Would trust this if tripod.
Not at all.
Smart design, if they ever try to fly a plane into that they would end up just going straight through.
Kek
Mohammad: Which side to I hit?
Mohammed: Go right
Ahmed: Go left
Mohammed: RIGHT
Ahmed: LEFT
Mohammad: *flies plane between the building*
Mohammad: Shit, we missed it
Also, is Trump going to have a penthouse at the apex?
will never be able to unsee this, hope they dont build it for this reason
>ride elevator to the "top"
>take stairs to the real top
Fuck off Russo-shill.
How will this stand up against sideway sway?
Can I thread the needle with a Boeing 767?
How would they build it? That would make an amazing time lapse.
top kek, bin laden btfo
from a design point of view it would stand out quite a bit.
Brings tons of tourism.
It won't lol
>more insurance money for goldblatt
Tyssen Krupp are now developing elevators who can take corners afaik.
>each box room is 100 square feet and costs $4000 a month
Supertall, skinny buildings are all the rage now in Manhattan, in the Central Park vicinity...they give the elite a penthouse floor all to themselves, with views in the four compass directions.
I'm from queens. Can't wait til they start building this piece of shit
And modern architecture wasn't ugly enough.
Clippy has gone too far, Microsoft word must be stopped
>motion sickness from elevators is now a real thing
Kek
Will the offices be sideways in top floor?
Jewish money laundering at it's finest
SBURDO :DDD
What an anazing way to kill a bunch of affluent bluebloods.
>semtex charges in lower floors on onebside against lode-bearing structure
>destroy
>building rips itself apart under its own improperly supported weight, killing all inside and anyone in a 2 block radius thats unfortunate enough to be outside
Who the fuck thinks this shit is a good idea to build in an age of globally-reaching terrorism.
and lose your licence
>workaround for zoning laws
Do zoning laws have an altitude limit or something, because the building still encroaches on whatever property is below the arch.
>in an age of globally-reaching terrorism
Murrucuns are immune to terrorism especially nyc. best government agencies
you can build anything
First, you shit cunts.
Jewish architecture
You realise arches are incredibly stable right user?
This design was invented in like 10000bc
Massive masonic arch
Why not rebuild the Twin Towers but for residential purposes? At least the skyline wouldn't look like shit.
So glad I don't live in a city.
Big Benis :DDD
I'm sure people smarter and richer than you have considered every idea you'll ever have about urban planning, Cletus. There's a reason things are done the way that they are, and it's not usually "because the world is dumber than I"
topkek
>considered all options
>build a giant croquet hoop.
>mfw 9/11 2
>fly plane into middle top bit
>tower can no longer support own weight
>both towers fall down
you cant just stop 9/11 by gluing them together
It's 9/11proof, if you try to crash a plane into it, it fly just fly harmlessly through it
it's fucking genius
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Seems like a lot of wasted space in the center.
why not shape it like this, to confuse flying shit from going near it
Murrica
Here's hoping that the two sections are built correctly but don't line up correctly on the bend.
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if it pushes engineering and architecture to a next level, im all for it
ugly as sin tho
not really. a bigger tower would need larger foundations
It's futuristic.
I like how right now shit is slowly getting very futuristic and we are just kinda like meh to it lmao.
Gondola. He doesn't talk.
>ugly as sin tho
MANHATTAN SKYLINE IS BEING RUINED BY THESE NEW RESIDENTIAL PENCILDICK TOWERS ON CENTRAL PARK SOUTH
never going to happen
ebin :DDD
I wish that people would have more of a genuine interest in the progression of technology. Shit is getting cool
but could it withstand an all out attack from madara uchiha?
And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
Looks like a prime target for a plane
>believing LARP5
I thought you Germans were clever.
The only technology that they develop for public use is meant to distract us like smartphones and videogames. the space program is stagnant. so is transportation.
the fucking jews mane
This is very good, actually.
> It would also be the longest taller every to be built, stretching 4,000ft.
How do they get away with this shit.
Someone make porn of this NOW
>longest
o fug
>dyson bladeless fan
>as a building
JUST
why do they make them all in the same place, ny is very big
That's going to cast some huge shadows over the place
Almighty kek.
>longest
>Proposed
It won't be built.
>Supertall, skinny buildings are all the rage now in Manhattan,
why though? they look fucking awful.
What a hideous building.
Why not just build a tall skyscraper? Better yet, why not build something that actually looks good, rather than just big?
it will if they change the color scheme to grey with black panes illuminated by blue light. maybe make it look heftier.
I don't particularly care about this tower, but it beats me why y'all so fucking negative about it. It's just another big building. The relentless shitting-on-everything on this board sure gets tedious.
Looks like a reasonable efficient and smart design to me, even though it looks a little wonky.
Just build some Hugh Ferris building, you are fucking New York
Bedrock
I knew we should've hijacked that plane in albuquerque
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THIS WAY IF THERE IS A TERROR ATTACK, THE PLANE GOES RIGHT THROUGH! BRILLIANT!
He literally said why in his statement.
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