">"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

">"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies
>Quads = Allies win

Okay Hans, here you go danke schön

bæmp

I just want to die, all day every day

Heil Hitler!

Fuck I just want to die, send me to the front put a bullet in my head

Let'z go

Rolling

Reroll for your deployment

rollan

fuck hitler and fuck german people

Hier, bitte.

heil mein führer

H-h-hi

I got my ID right here

dont taze me bro

Here we go...

rollen

хyй

Seig Hiel, goyim.

Roland for white 1488

Are you interested in some loans, goy?

I'm sure you'll find everything to be in order.

Hello

I'm afraid I left my passport at home comrade.

Rolling

watchout goys, i ma hitler heil the shit out of his name.

Roll

Rollin Rollin Rollin

I'm black and i'm here to fuck your white women, Hans.

rollin

Mein Gott it's fucking cold over here.

rolan

Sieg Heil!!!!

Yee

Hallo, I know where some jews are hiding

Roll

roling for Hitler get

Oi fuck off yew cunt, this is o u r l a n d

g-gosh darn

Sup Forums, I'm NSDAP

"This better be worth my time, Fritz."

rolling

Sieg Heil!

Rawlinn

Heil!

Roll for kike in Auschwitz to play holohoax card after the war.

Problem, officer?

COMMIE FUDGE PACKER DETECTED

Rool

Jesus Christ Nein!!!

rollin

Everything in order, jah?

für das Vaterland

I'm ready to serve

Roll~

Rolling

Rollin'.

K

Roll!

Rolling to MGGA

Der Krieg ist voloren

Surely that's purple... Off to the East I go!

Noice thread ivan roll...

...

"nothing personel commie"
*gasses*

>British Soldiers and their lies

At least you're dead.

Roll

Mein Führer!

Would OP be a Juden, then?

give me the deep dish papa

hello

So close to 88...

FührerSenpai is so Kawaii

Trust me

Hier bitte

tfw high ranking nazi official send to africa. i am rommel naw

n-not a jew for sure here, heh heh

Der Sep rollt!

"please speak burger thanks :DDDD"

HEIL

Here you go, Mr. Kraut

oh dog

roll

I'll bite

Was is das problem Hans?

Anglos are white

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Lego

Heil

czech

Let's see what's in for your greatest ally

it´s-a me, auschwitz

1488

reroll

>inb4 shit coloured ID

Roll

Bitte mein herr, nicht geschossen mich, ich bin schlesiensvolk, ich bin deutsch, nicht polnische!

Fug

HIEL