Do you think Germans see Americans and think "Finally, a chance to tell off an American for all their *insert bullshit*"
I was in Germany in Berlin and people would just come up to me and start talking politics when I was grabbing a drink somewhere. They'd come up and ask these rhetorical questions like about the NSA and our perpetual war machine and I'd just be like "I don't know dude, I'll call the president later tonight and get that fixed for you."
When I was in the UK no one was talking politics with me. When I was in France they didn't want to talk to Americans. The Dutch actually seemed to like Americans. But the Krauts just could not shut up about politics.
Germans just like the chance to be self righteous. That explains a lot of their history.
Kevin Torres
>do stupid shit all day >get called out on it >complain on 4chin
Josiah Phillips
>"I don't know dude, I'll call the president later tonight and get that fixed for you."
Top lel
---> lel (this one) lel lel
Seriously though, even my sweedish friends didn't get as too political as the Germans did. There was a international student at my uni that was in disbelief about how much she had to pay for something at the doctors because she didn't have insurance here.
David Brooks
Angela Merkel doesn't make the best decisions and I don't bring her up with random strangers. I understand the average german doesn't communicate with her.
Jaxon Butler
They'll never be best girl like the Roman Empire
Logan King
Also see this post Shadilay hanz
Nolan Miller
They are just trying to make sure you never come back. In Berlin, Americans are more hated than refugees, gypsies or the turkish.
Probably because they are more obnoxious and in your face than all of them put together..
Thomas Richardson
yeah I had a german asking me why we're capitalists when socialism is proven to be better in northern europe
it was some weird autistic passive aggressiveness
just say something fucked up about sand niggers raping blonde german girls and they'll be so autistic they'll just leave
I've never experienced that from any other people. Every bong I've met has been either conservative or at least libertarian leaning
Leo Thomas
Shit, they can't scare me off. They're at least the cheapest city I've stayed in. 7 euros for a couple beers and two sausages? 15 euros a night staying apartments with AirB&B? I'm going to stay drunk here for a while.
Evan Cruz
>In Berlin, Americans are more hated than refugees, gypsies or the turkish.
Probably because most people in Berlin are refugees, gypsies, or turkish
Eli Gutierrez
A World War 2 era cartoon from Lustige Blätter, a German magazine... Jewish tentacles around China, Russia, England, and the United States
Your anecdotes do not equal the general consensus.
That's like a German visiting NYC and making a base assumption about the rest of the US from that experience.
Daniel Walker
I've been in the UK for 2 months now and now when I meet people on nights out I just tell them I'm canadian
Noah Smith
why not try poland, cheaper and far more right wing.
actually, lots of turks hate gypsies.
Aaron Roberts
That's because Germany is the leader of the free world fucko... USA fucked it up and just created a bunch of wars... Very not-free. Sad.
Elijah Gutierrez
You lost your chance to shaming then for deestroying europe not twice but three times only that there will not be a four chance bc there will be no europeans anymore
Aiden Evans
Quads of truth. Guess I'm going to Krakow.
Hell, I'm not even political/conservative. I just think it's weird for strangers to want to talk randomly about politics.
Zachary Bennett
Why didn't you just tell them to fuck off? What are they going to do? Shoot you?
Fucking Euroshits ruining someones vacation.
Leo Hall
>That's like a German visiting NYC and making a base assumption about the rest of the US from that experience.
This is literally what Euroshits do.
Liam Allen
>german people >talking about politics yea sure.
your mistake for hanging around with old men.
Jace Clark
The funny thing is that the type of person who is having a go at you for being American, wouldn't dare have a go at a Muslim/black/other ethnic minority just for who they were.
Grayson Thomas
Nothing was ruined. If anything I was entertained. Plus, it was kind of funny to see very confused Germans when I'd give them really indifferent answers. They're by far the weirdest people I've ever met. Socks with sandals weird.
I'd definitely go back to Berlin.
Ayden Hughes
>They are just trying to make sure you never come back. In Berlin, Americans are more hated than refugees, gypsies or the turkish. Probably because we kicked their asses in WWII.
Levi Evans
>going to Berlin >not expecting butthurt lefties Should have just told them to fuck off, faggot.
Leo Foster
The young Berliners were doing that in Kreuzberg. When I went to Postdam no one cared and just wanted to get drunk and play ping pong.
Thomas Phillips
The media here are telling us every day how "bad" the americans are and how "stupid" Donald Trump is. Almost every TV channel/celebrity/youtuber is against Trump. So I think they trying to manipulate us. In fact most of the media is pro Immigration, and everyone who is not down with that is a Nazi in their eyes.
Hunter Mitchell
>I was in Germany in Berlin >Berlin >German
Christian Kelly
>Berlin that was your mistake, you wouldnt go to Saudi Arabia with a pink string either
Brandon Wilson
"created a bunch of wars" > that's a fucking lame bant coming from the famed Australian Continent of shit posters
Cooper Garcia
It's because almost 50% of Berlin are muslims
Ryan Clark
>That's because Germany is the leader of the free world fucko you don't actually- >flag ah ok, you don't
Jaxon Garcia
>Kreuzberg
Carter Young
>Kreuzberg are you fucking kidding me?
Gavin Sanchez
Yeah, I went to Germany back in 2008. I remember a guy coming up to me and asking why the United States was in the war, and wasn't it just for oil? I pretty much told him I saw German soldiers in Afghanistan as well, and asked him the same exact question.
He bought me a beer, since we were at a bar, and then he left. That was my only political encounter during 2 weeks in Germany.
Robert Perez
The NSA should be questioned you dumb fatfuck. the UK is already an Orwellian state with ccctv on every corner, it's too late for them
Ayden Collins
Yeah dude, I went to see some punk show there and it ended up being some techno shite. I spent about 5 days in Berlin I met some people who would go out to Kreuzberg for street art and drinks. That's the central hive of political conversationalists.
Isaac Morales
You should have gone full-Jew mode and start blaming her the Holocaust.
Grayson Walker
When I was in NZ I went to a hostel in the middle of nowhere and when I was relaxing having a nice chat with an Israeli guy and some Koreans this German girl started yelling arguments for gun control in America at me THROUGH A WALL it was fucking insane
Brayden Bennett
Yeah dude, I'll call the president and get that taken care of for you.
Lucas Foster
hmm strange. i don't think i have met someone who was enjoying talking about politics ever, not even drunk. in fact, the only person who ever spoke to me in public about politics was an old american(!) men.
Logan Brown
>be German >go to Cali >get constantly assaulted by "small talk" about politics It's the same in the other direction so I assume it's just retarded leftishits being retarded leftishits.
Daniel Anderson
This. Just bait them into their insecurities. Make them question if they're being a good German to the refugees and if that's even enough.
It's not like we're not trying but you see how flooded the media gets with crap. Everyone is getting jewed
Jason Collins
It's a hipster hive filled with students, antifa, and shitskins
Jace Rogers
Aren't you supposed to be a (((democratic state)))?
Sebastian Bennett
Berlin is only German in terms of architecture and city history. The actual population of Berlin is beyond degenerate. Just act like you're visiting a giant mental health center and everything will be just fine.
Levi Ramirez
>Kreuzberg You are just baiting. There are no Germans in Kreuzberg.
Grayson Edwards
This, OP. Honestly I think politics is just an extremely heavy topic in the world in general at the moment, thanks a lot to Trump's victory
Noah Sanchez
>America kicked our ass hahah you still believe this? It was the russians who brought us down.
Cameron Morris
Oh, so the US has your browser history. Who cares? Now we know you've been browsing scheisse porn. It's not like it's hurting you.
Colton Lopez
>Kreuzberg yeah you only talked to leftys and immigrants
Ryan Robinson
>It was the russians who brought us down.
that's even more embarrassing
Isaac Rodriguez
It's just you being a self-absorbed narcissist like all Americans. Literally no one gives a shit about you when you go on a trip, we're slightly annoyed by your lack of manners at worst.
Charles Murphy
I'll never understand how anyone can voluntarily live in an environment that looks like you'll find an overdosed druggie around every corner. Absolutely repulsive.
Caleb Moore
it was the american war economy.. russia had not a single chance against us without the gigantic GIBS from the muricans
Jack Diaz
Yeah dude, that's why I'll talk to the president for you. We're on a first name basis. In fact, most Americans manage intelligence agencies like the CIA and NSA on an individual level.
Aiden Jenkins
I care you braindead tub of lard. I won't be sorry to see you creeps turn into a Brazil tier shithole in a couple of decades
Chase Murphy
Nope, if there's anyone who doesn't know How to do war properly it's the americans.
Dominic Jackson
Everyone hates Americans
Drumpf ruined your reputation amerifats, now your the laughing stock of the world
Zachary Evans
then why not attack us? if the rest of the world is so tired of our shit, take us over. spill our blood on the streets
either you're scared of being obliterated by us, or you're too pussy to actually do anything
Nathan Garcia
whatever "Landei". Just be sure to never actually go there. Its not for you.
Hunter Sanders
Everyone cares about me and you know it
Hudson King
>the Dutch army in the Battle of the Netherlands was largely intact when it surrendered on May 14 1940 Americans know not to surrender at home with a proper army XDDDDDDDDDDD
Kevin Thomas
I just told you, don't try to comprehend their insanity. It's pointless, like arguing with a schizophrenic person.
Evan Cooper
>Drumpf
I can't tell if these are Alt-Right trolls being sarcastic at the stupidity of that name or if Leftist really think calling Trump Drumpf bothers people ...
Blake Morris
rape capitol with 1.1 rapes per 100k vs .5 per 100k in merica you keep laughing, does achmeds cock tickles?
Jordan Wright
>implying they aren't that way because of non-whites
Austin Evans
Germans are almost as cucked as the Swedes at this point. I have no respect for what they have say, it's not like their shit country contributes anything of value to the world.
Levi Adams
I know very little about your country other than that your parliament has hilarious fights.
Chase Brown
No one likes her and I still have a feeling she will be voted again
David Butler
Great country decent soccer team.
You have the most blatant love/hate relantionships I ever seen.
Maybe from there comes your bsdm tendencies.
Lucas White
this applies to you too.
>I know very little about your country what a surprise.
Because people fall for the "strategic voting" meme. A huge chunk of them will always vote CDU or SPD, even if they hate them, just to prevent a candidate from the respective other party.
Just look at Schulz's polls, the only thing he has going for him is "he's not Merkel".
Keine Sorge, niemand will in dein kanakenversifftes Drecksloch ziehen, Sören.
Easton Gonzalez
If she'd have just stayed in the kitchen she'd have been able to keep the weight off while doing dishes. What a waste.
Joshua Williams
No one wants to talk to asian tourists in bars, restaurants, attractions and in general. They all think I'm from Taiwan and cannot speak English unless I buy something or ask for directions.
Most of them either gave me a nod or just completely ignored me. This endured throughout my 3 weeks trip in Western Europe from Ireland to UK to France, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany and Austria.
Feels bad man.
Jack Rodriguez
Everyone hates Americans until they need money
Sebastian Rivera
>Landei Cities are everything that is wrong with states. Even in ancient Rome, only the bottom of the barrel flocked to the cities in search of work forming plebeian ghettos. Cities dehumanize us. The rural life is better for your psyche than the city life. European humans were meant to live in green forests, not concrete jungles.
Brandon Diaz
Berlin=cucks
you should know that tho
Nolan Cook
fucking this, they're always annoying and passive aggressive about it as well.
Nicholas Davis
I think the reason so many Europeans will come and talk to me while I'm traveling is they think it's the perfect chance to practice english. When I was in Norway the swedes who're there on work visas would come up and talk to me all the time. Some would even be like "I bet you tot I waz merican cause mah accent is so good." And I'd always say they did to be polite.
Zachary Thompson
I usually just tell them that the USA and USSR emerged as superpowers after the power vacuum created by a war they started. It usually shuts them up, but I've actually had some try to act like it's not alright to bring that up.
Nolan Lopez
Germans are the obercucks. Didn't know that already? They slurp up all that juicy propapanda day in and day out. You cant imagine how often i have to defend Trump. Most agree that the media might not tell the whole truth after i call them out on their bullshit, tough.
We need some 9/11 style massacres. When bodys litter the streets, only then the uncuking will begin.
Connor Richardson
Well no one was in a hurry to learn to speak Mandarin, not that I'm an expert of it because Singapore's firt language is English...
It really dampened my backpacking trip to Europe as I get very little interaction from locals even in clubs and bars.
Easton Mitchell
I've had this happen to me in Britain.
Charles Scott
>be burger >on American military base in Cuckmany >grafitti saying "Ami go home!" all over the place >Obama cuts funding >Ami goes home and we give the base back to the cucks >take all money and business with us >Germans turn base into a place to house refugees
Kek, they are literally incapable of good decision making.
Robert Johnson
My advice is to have a beer and a half and then strike up conversations with people. It might be intimidating and you might ruffle a few feathers but you'll actually make some friends and make some people laugh. If you're at a beer garden or a bar people are usually more open to conversations.
Joseph Mitchell
Nothing personal burgerbro but here in Germany we just cant believe the USA is such a shithole thats why we ask tourists if we get the chance
Robert Gray
Happened to me a ton of times in Germany and I always blew them out. For smart people they sure are uninformed about us and Trump. The lugenpresse has a stranglehold on that country
Joshua Walker
Yes that's you.
Caleb Rivera
I should have expected this backstabbing from you, nip. But its true.
Angel Clark
I'm not going back there again with all these refugees and terror attacks. I'm considering going to Czech Republic, Slovakia, Poland, Estonia, Finland and Russia next.
Hope they're better than their Western European cuckterparts.
Kevin Myers
I hate Germany
Cameron Walker
But you already had the Cologne gropings, and thr massive shitskin invasion of 2015-2016... Why did these events not lead to an uncucking?
Jace Ross
That's weird, when I was in Germany the only guy that talked to me about politics was a drunk Austrian.
Carson Bailey
Definitely go to the Czech Republic. They are the best beer makers in the world and it's not that expensive. That, and the women were super friendly. I had an all around awesome time there. Plus, Prague is the prettiest city in Europe imo.
That's a must do. You'll love it.
Lucas Price
>Probably because they are more obnoxious and in your face than all of them put together..
Yeah! Maybe its becasue of all the raping the Americans do when they get to Berlin.
Stupid fucking Jap!
Grayson Campbell
When you get sharia'd I will gladly stand by and do nothing, hans.
Blake Sanders
I love Italy. You guys are some of the best cooks in Europe. Your coffee is the best too. I stayed in Poschiavo and Milan. You guys were incredibly fun and relaxed.