Be European

>be European
>get hit by a car

>be burger
>get shot

>be american
Carry a glock 19 with 15 + 1 Rounds at all times and 3 back up mags
Eurofags eternally anally blown the fudge out

not true. I'm not being shot right now, and I have a gun legally on my hip that i can legally use unlike you peasants

>be French
>get run over
>go to England
>get run over

>be burger
>shot someone
Then... how come nobody get's shot?

shoot!

I shouldn't laugh at this but it's so funny.

Swiss cant own a gun?
Mate its the country with the highest ammount of gun owners of the world

Hahahahahaha

>be Israeli
>fake bomb threats against jewish centers in the US

>be American
>get hit by a plane

they can't use them for self defense, idiot. No one can top American gun culture and gun rights. Peasant.

kek

>they can't use them for self defense
They cant?

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in what way is it funny

as in being an edgy 13 year old kind of funny?

pretty sure they can m8

>get flu
>die

The really funny part is that one of those tan over and killed was an American tourist


Hahahahaha

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Have to admit the targets were spot on.

So much cultural enrichment...

got eeeem

>be a burger
>get shot
>by a nigger

>every euro is a pedestrian

>be Hans Moleman
>get hit by a football.

Europlebs can't own cars.

Swiss are just as cucked as every other European country.
They are not allowed to carry a gun legally on their hip.

Just during their draft service they are allowed to store their gun at home.... but just at home. Thats the only difference.

Also
>Mate its the country with the highest ammount of gun owners of the world
Is just wrong

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>be french
>go to theater for entertainment
>get shot
>get decapitated
>get dick cut off and put in mouth
>rush out of the theater
>get run over by a box truck
>police come to try to help
>they get shot by banned illegal weapons
>flee england
>get run over
>mohammad notices you are not a proper skin color
>have acid thrown in face
>paramedics ready to move you
>bus is stopped nearby waiting to ferry haram passengers
>bus explodes
>fragments of bus land in your pocket and hand
>police nick you for having a dangerous weapon

Be burger get hit by plane on way to Europe to be hit by car. Fml

VROOOOM

>Bud Light ad on bus

WTF England, what the fuck

>in what way is it funny
dead brits

So they like driving ha????? What's to say we don't just start driving in no go zone playing hit the assslims what does the score system look like