>'Gun shots and explosions' have been reported in Westminster after a suspect package was found less than a mile from where the London terror attack unfolded. Witnesses reported the explosion at 8.30pm tonight and police confirmed that they had found a package near Buckingham Palace. A Met Police spokesman claimed that no explosion has taken place on Birdcage Walk, near where mourners have gathered for a vigil in Trafalgar Square.
IT'S HAPPENING
Oliver James
Friendly reminder he was BRITISH BORN lads.
BRITISH
BORN
Parker Fisher
God damn you cross thread fuckers. >An autistic teenager accused of sparking a terror scare after the discovery of a suspicious package at a London underground station will claim he only put an explosive device on a train as a prank, a court heard.
>Click the thread link.
David Scott
Jobhunting. Going to start running and lifting again too; stopped at the start of December because it's Christmas time and haven't done fuck all since. Must have put on two stone.
John Sanders
That's cringey as fuck, whoever did this needs to hang themselves.
What the political elite are after every terror attack.
Ethan Stewart
He was originally from Kent... what the fuck is wrong with Kent? Why are they stabbing police officers to death and running people over?!
Jordan Kelly
All good points.
We could probably leverage the defence in the eastern bloc as a big one to divide the EU now that trump is in
Colton Hall
Felt nothing yesterday and I work near parliament. Let it burn.
Jason Martin
Aye. Typical shitposter.
Hudson Roberts
On Dee?
Chase Diaz
probably couldn't get any pussy that'll make a man do wicked thangs....
Gabriel Martinez
It's mothers day on Sunday
Isaiah Ramirez
Listen to me cunt, he wasn't a sandnigger he was BORN IN THIS COUNTRY.
HE WAS ONE OF US.
Colton Baker
yeahyeh
Jaxon Hall
I had a yummy Ulster Fry in Bangor.
Julian Cox
konbanwa
Josiah Cook
County Durham tbqh
Benjamin Jones
For real mate. Eltham was not a friendly place for our non-reflective friends. I knew black blokes who would shit their pants if you suggested a trip to Eltham or New Addington.
Lincoln Watson
Our borders to be open to Romanian gypsies so they don't all end up in Belgium/France/Sweden
lmao can't wait to see Germany get enriched by some more Roma diversity.
Jace Mitchell
Are you the lads that sound like Geordies?
Oliver Lee
Literally hours ago...
Luke Long
They want our budget contributions that's for sure. It really is our only big card to play. The rest is a bit of a stretch,
Andrew Bell
Nukes. Competent Military with global projection. NATO cornerstone with full 2%+ GDP funding ~£60 Trade Deficit and largest consumer market in Europe English language competency for majority of population Financial Market infrastructure Comfiest countryside in the world
Ayden Reed
Tomorrow spending the day drinking with female friends. One wants to fuck but dont really fancy her. Not hideous but not attractive either
Saturday out with mates
Sunday chilling and brit/pol/ing
Carter Adams
Yeah bwoooiiiiiiiii
Brody Collins
Huddersfield atm, it's pretty shit
Nathan Hernandez
We need more happenings
The day will soon be upon us brothers
Sebastian Hernandez
No that's the good Bangor with the racecourse for comfy point to points and horse slag watching.
Good reminder, need to get a card and flowers.
Jacob Reyes
Union of the East and Midlands when?
Asher Scott
Fishing waters.
>Theresa May swallowing a fish whilst laughing.webm
Jeremiah Torres
lifting
Henry Bailey
>You are Guido Fawkes's Great Grandson.
Aaron Collins
Not just Kent. The south is a sub-human shithole.
I propose a wall built from Worcester, through Northampton to Norwich.
Parker Morris
MTW. Would Sara Pascoe get the D?
Adam Ross
>Which one of you faggots did this? At one point he says "like your esteemed father".
So the guy interviewing him is his son?
Asher Davis
Don't say that to anyone in Durham, we absolutely hate Geordies, absolute scum. But everyone thinks we sound like them.
Jordan Reed
Death toll rises to four
Oliver Howard
women aren't funny
Matthew Hill
ENGLISH TEACHER
To be fair, it's more likely that the EU will try to push NATO in an EU centric direction (with the help and strong-arming of Erdogan) and push the UK and US out due to the US-Russia concerns.
I know the budgets and I know that seems ridiculous but stranger things have happened.
Ayden Myers
Northwest Durham Represent.
Bentley Roberts
Southampton
southern fairy dooby dooby doo la la la
Josiah Jenkins
What?
Parker Morris
No. She looks like a tranny and writes for The Guardian - the latter being the worst of those two.
Jacob Sullivan
I like your accents, they are funny.
Adrian Johnson
Bullshit you sad cunt.
Luke Garcia
>Let it burn.
Camden Wright
Sara Pascoe and Kathrine Ryan
Angel Campbell
>normie
GET OUT
Carter Wilson
The proper one or the shit one
Dylan Gomez
...
Jason Ortiz
*£60 billion GBP
Be funny if it was £60 and they were desperate though
Christian Thompson
Flag is nice but a bit busy
Wyatt Sanders
Ok that's settled.
Adrian Collins
>light reflecting directly off of her nipple
Very nice
Jeremiah King
Should shag her for a laugh, just have think of it as having a wank inside her.
Lucas Moore
what do you mean?
i only know of 1 southampton in the UK
Camden Barnes
...
Camden Gomez
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CANDLES AND FLOWERS AND JOHN LENNON AND PEACE SIGNS! LET'S START HITTING THESE FUCKERS BACK!
Cooper Richardson
...
Cameron Cox
...
Bentley Brown
QT thread anyone
Easton Russell
Women aren't funn-
Isaac Reyes
It's Copkiller by John Maus.
Pretty impressed if they used that in the show, Maus is based.
Joshua Green
First happening of the year yesterday lads.
Ryder Rodriguez
terrorists btfo how will they ever recover
Joseph Bennett
It's on at 11, bit too early yet.
Luke Myers
...
Jaxson Foster
getting some nice wicked poisons tomorrow night, then seeing the family, then home to do some housework but probably actually just get wrecked and watch films
Aaron Price
What would be the consequences if the powers that be just decided fuck it, stormed the Ecuadorian embassy, and killed Assange?
Mason Murphy
Southhampton or Southampton Solent
Josiah Cook
Have you not seen the Labour Film that is the must watch cinematic masterpiece of the year?
Andrew Campbell
-y
Alexander Sanchez
WULL AH LIKE POUNDLAND AND PERIODS AND POTATOES *glances at audience to cue laughter*
