Post your heritage, any interesting family members

post your heritage, any interesting family members

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Why did Canada went from such a cool looking flag to a fucking leaf?! YOUR COUNTRY HAS NO PRIDE!

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>history student
y?

>another /out/fag
Ayy. What province are you from? Do you hunt?

Look at the family, they aren't hurting for money.

my 23&me results

must be nice to be a rich leaf

The maple leaf was a recurring symbol in our country by the point we stopped wanting Britain's cuck stamp. We didn't really have much of a history otherwise so it only made sense.

>family acquires wealth
>modern student throws it away
>canada
sounds about right

Godamn jew mason

r8 me lads
pretty boring i know.
p.s. on my dads side im related to one of the shittiest presidents ever: buchanan.

>rich
lol no

Im on a full sport scholarship and academic too. The only thing i pay for is food and rent in town

Have you ever seen a Saffer tree?

>missing the point
Its not about the tuition its about your employment prospects after school. Two engineers on your fathers side and you go for history? Shamefur dispray.
>inb4 sports
You better be damn good. Lets take the NFL for example. With 1.5 mn people playing the sport between high school and college, only the top 99.9998% of players will make it into the NFL. To put that into perspective, a genius IQ of 145 will let you into the Triple 9 society, or the top 99.9% of all people on earth.

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All my ancestors in that table are English

My Father's cousin was Nicholas Ingram, a murderer who was executed on the electric chair. There was a massive campaign in the UK to prevent his execution, including The president of the European Parliament, Archbishop of Canterbury and 53 MPs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Ingram
youtube.com/watch?v=czW7gYZyZ0w

I dont plan on living past 30 so I dont have any 'career' prospects, i enjoy living to much. I will just travel as a vagabond and shaman of some sorts before I head to the Himalayas and vanish lol

Im pretty good but CFL doesn't interest me even though I got heavily recruited, and the NFL is out of the way

92% Finnish according to 23andMe, Y-DNA being R1a-M558.

>extreme disdain for National Socialists
yeah they all said that afterwards

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Am I white?

Kinda cruel to your family and gf isn't it?

>I dont plan on living past 30
pic related
> I will just travel as a vagabond and shaman of some sorts before I head to the Himalayas and vanish
how is this not throwing away your parents work and legacy?
>Im pretty good but CFL doesn't interest me even though I got heavily recruited, and the NFL is out of the way
it wasnt actually about the NFL specifically it was about the odds of any given person making it in professional sports and earning a good living.

Can someone provide the template?

Don't worry guys. I'm working myself up the ranks of the Canadian military. Expect a conservative coup in 20-30 years time.

Don't bully.

IDK from what my Dad tells me his dad says HIS dad (my great granddad) pretty much disowned him for being sup[portive of the Nazis

Rate me folks.

I will have probably left my gf, and I told my family about the early premonitions of my death so theyre somewhat prepared

I dunno man i have a great living, im the richest man in canada

No, far too much irish. Also,
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Not a bad thing just thought Id point it out.

Took me a sec to connect the lines.

Also, bait/10

Wtf am I looking at?

>Sweden
>sandnigger
Shocking

Incest (mother son).

any good? i count myself lucky i didnt get my dads John Oliver aesthetic

My great grandfather was (((interesting)))

Sad when your own son cucks you :/

why did i kek at this?

My great uncle (father's father's brother) was part of the small Nazi SS group in Finland. He was a true aryan and really believed in Hitler. He died before I was born but it's funny because my great uncle on my mother's mother's side was a huge commie.

My grandmother was an alcoholic and my mom never knew her real father. My dad's brother OD'd on barbiturates when my dad was 14.

Fucking hell burgers, like clockwork.

rate me please

Nervous laughter?

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Kek.

all u need is a man with a stick to overthrow trudeau.

>wanting to live past 30
>not wanting to fight in a christian militia, write poetry, sail and then die in a forest

This a cuck joke? How the hell did your grandparents become literal gray skins.

im cute

10/10 pure white

No, I am 100% white... unless you think
>slavs
>not white

hapa pls

I think it is because of how angry your mother looks and how limp your father's Finnish flag looks.

Pretty generic leaf

>just fuck my shit up

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My drawing effort was 7/100, so everything looks a bit wonky.

>britain's cuck stamp
kek
but seriously the old flag is way better and is actually relevant to your countrys history

do u identify as anglo or Quebecois ?

illuminati family here, feel strange man

>be my mom
>be beautiful, young Anglo girl studying to become a lawyer
>be dating some 6'3" German dude who has loads of money from his rich family, but doesn't work and just drinks beer and drive motorcycles all day
>see some young Lebanese man working out at the gym, ex marine, poor as fuck but confident guy
>dump the Aryan guy and start dating the Mohammed
>fall in love with the Mohammed despite her family hating it
>give birth to ME

I'm literally a Sup Forums meme guys. Why did my mom do this?

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More Anglo than anything else. I live in Ontario, so the french I speak is not tarnished by flithy Quebec slang. Bi-lingual Ontarians get the best of both worlds with non-cucked dialects.

because the Aryan sounds like a beta Id imagine

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r8 plox

Use State flags instead of Burgerland flags

>6'3 german dude
how would you even know that, did your mom fly into a rage and call you a shitskin or something

Nah he was apparently just a huge douchebag. I've seen pictures of him and he was a literal Aryan master race motherfucker though. It's funny how things like this happen.

Entirely Scottish family in Canoodle, dating girl of similar traits, maybe little Seamus' one day.
Not the greatest race, but we're keeping it clean.

Just conversations about life with my mom and she told me that he was 6'3" she was kinda making fun of my dad who is 5'8" kek

I turned out to be 5'11" so it ain't too bad

british isles mutt - not bad

Why do you feel it necessary to lie on the internet?

i sympathize fampai, im a mutt too, wish my genetics were better as well.

What the fuck was your mom thinking kek

I don't think guys would put this much effort into making these things and lying about them unless they were huge faggots. Lying about heritage is just dumb and your heritage is probably quite interesting even if you don't have some cool great grandfather who was a Nazi or something kek

0.7% lower and you'd be gas chamber material.

I'm only two different ethnic groups though which isn't bad I suppose most Americans I know are like 5 different things kek

get 0.1% off my land

>only the top 99.9998%

I don't think you understand percentages

what part is lying to you?

I wish I knew about more my heritage. I do know I'm Wisconsinite German on pretty much all sides. A Fuck lot of Germans settled here a long time ago and we are all mostly German in the area.

can americans recognize every other state flag

I literally have no fucking clue man she fell for the kebab meme or something. German guy sounded like a huge douche though from her stories so that's probably why she did it

Also my grandparents and her brothers were all racist as fuck so she did it to rebel against them, she literally told me this. That's why you can't just straight up tell your daughter you can't talk to niggers because they'll do it to rebel you need to be much more persuasive somehow

Grandpas part 1/8 native so slightly cucked

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How do you figure? 1.5mn players and 350 invited to the combine gives you 350/1500000= 0.0002% which means that 99.9998% of people are excluded. How am I wrong?

Why is he olive colored lol

I think most know. At least I do.

Some of them, it depends. Were not taught it in school because (((Federal Education))) doesnt want people understanding state sovereignty because its not convenient to their dreams of a (((Unitary State))), but also a lot of state flags have a similar layout. Most of the flags east of the Mississippi were based on Republican values, and Republican symbols
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Map_of_the_United_States_with_flags.svg
wont let me post it so here you go

>tfw your noble lineage can be traced 1500+ years back but Sup Forums prefer to ask why Pedro's grandpa had a colorectal cancer.

In the 1600s my family were privateers
in the 1800s my family were bank robbers in the west.
in the 21st century my family runs multiple hedge funds.

We're scum, but successful scum.
Its funny to me that my family has continually found a way to make the most amount of money for the least amount of work consistently generation after generation.

west*

Needs more nig-noggery

Anyone else /nofamily/ here? Just me and my daughter atm.

i remember you bud. you seem even more upset about this. if you're j2 you're as good as white. you're 5'11" which is perfect, you have pale skin, and true aryan blood. dont fall for the blue eyes blonde hair meme and become self hating like i did.

I'm pretty positive I could name most. I know at least most of them by heart and could just match the rest up that I forget what they are. Most Americans probably have no clue even what their state flag is kek, you gotta travel to really start recognizing them