* blocks your path *

* blocks your path *

*bzzzt bzzt*
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
*brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppp*

No I dont have any change

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel kiddo.

id love to smell the farts out of her asshole. that beautiful methane and poo particles stuck up my nose as I jerk my dick off like a jack hammer.

Dayam girl, who taught you to use a sidewalk like dat? Do dey even gots sidewalks in Africa?

Is dat be a condom in yo hand? Stop being so white and fuck me like a real woman.

umm excuse me? im trying to go past.
*catch her eye and probably sperg out*
walk past her and go to class.
*wonder if i should have made a move.*

h-h-hi

Sorry gurl, I'm not the welfare office.
No I don't have any fried chicken.
No I don't have any watermelon either
Leave me alone wtf

>Teleports behind "her"
>Rips weave off her head
>She loses her power
Youre 1000 years to early to come at me kiddo!

kek

Id suck a fart from her butthole and well have nice mixed babies

Who let you out of the shed of outdated farming equipment, Aunt Jemima?

>where do you think you're going ?
* locks the door *

Would

You need to get permabanned brother

>Tattoos
Disgusting

Gah. Those tattoos. They're appalling.

Never ever.

deportation now!

No, I don't want to buy your mixtape.

Can you please not block my larp thread? I have a headache.

*ficki ficki*

Those tattoos. What a waste of pussy.

racemixed/10

oh no the chinese are invading!

*pull out tactical radar targeted authentic Mcautomaticmininukelauncher*

You're the Croat who constantly posts "I need a black gf" in /cum/, aren't you?

I want to get deported to South Korea so i can cartel-style behead that gook avatarfag who's in every thread

Umm... I like your red beanie; it looks good.

>Oh fuck yeah, I'm in! Not gonna make the same mistake twice!

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>throw KFC
>it's super effective
>go about my day

*it was a hologram*

mods delete this. this belongs on

>Chinese

>y-you too

dis bitch tho

>"That's a -cool- tattoo!"
>*unzips dick*

*absorbs my bullets*

The only thing worse then getting a tattoo, is getting one that says "COOL BEANS".

I kind of like this meme, it is beyond weeb whilst somehow not being cringe.

I don't fuck "Fuck Trump"-ers.

* unzips white male dick and shoves it down her throat *

Present my penis to her and let nature take its course.

You have a zipper on your dick? Or is it attached with a zipper?

Fucking /lgbtqrizoayf9+/ preverts in my Sup Forums.

starts eating her ass and drinking urine to get through

No thanks, I don't want herpes.

today i was checked out by a black cashier and her name was "shampaine" spelled exactly like that

its like what you would call knock-off champagne

*fucks her ass*

I want to lick her ape belly button

lurk more

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"What are you doing here? Go back to Africa where you belong"

Preapare to go on a diatribe about the dangers of race mixing, change my mind before saying anything and respond with "y...you too."

White females are higher than white males in every category. You should only fuck white males, faggot.

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plays with her nigga prolapse to get a pass

no she isn't

spbp

Talk dindoo to me.

>tattoos

nigga you aint seen her turn around, check dem hips.

I just wouldn't tell anyone.

Who knows; she may be lucky enough to receive my white seed... but I'd leave like any brother.

WWTD?

Almost white.

You'd say no?

I'd only ever race mix with a hapa, senpai

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>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

>Off-topic and Sup Forums-tier threads will be deleted (and possibly earn you a ban, if you persist). Unless they are quality, well thought out, well written posts.

Saged, Mods this is some Sup Forums-tier shit.

* sires a mulatto bastard *

Yes, please.

ask her if she would like to be BLEACHED

Id fuck. Not like im gonna have her kid.

Take her to my car and give her some white dick behind the local shopping center.

>use enslave
>super effective
>Thomas Jefferson has won the battle

>Hey pale skin
*drinks your cologne*

Teleport behind her
"Sorry kid but it's for the best"
Pull the trigger

*grab her by the pussy*

Mow the grass

Call animal control

"No, my mom isn't selling stamps today"

lmao. this is so me!

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She's in an upper middle class area. Look at the white man behind her carrying something.

That means she prolly doesn't have stds and isn't a total hood rat.

Would bone.

Sauce on this my man