>be brazilian who illegally immigrated to the united states to escape the hellish shithole that is brazil, and is now a U.S. citizen
>go back to brazil
>get shot and almost die
>learn that you must live life to the fullest as if it were your last day
Why do these people never learn the correct lesson from what happens to them at the hands of third worlders?
I doubt there are any brazilians at this hour, but if there are, plz explain yourselves. why did you try to kill one of your own?
Why do Brazilian women have such beautiful, bulging bottoms?
>plz explain yourselves, brazil
I'm sure the chance you'll be shot by a street thug isn't much higher in Brazil than it is in the United States. The U.S. has three of the Top 50 most dangerous cities in the world. We are a third-world country in many ways.
Other first-world countries don't have anything like our crime, even though many of them have non-white populations just as large as ours.
Baboon admixture7
I fucking railed this black Brazilian girl once. Huge ass. Big time squirter. Screamed louder than anything. Best sex I ever had
>this will never ever happen to me
i gave up long ago
Silicone
>Silicone
Christ, she really has the distinct Brazilian housemaid look, I could recognize this chick as Brazilian anywhere.
>big time squirter
You got big time pissed on, son
Why Thereza are so many School shooting in usa?
>all this shit about how Brazillian women are so "curvy" and beautiful with huge butts and boobs
>Brazil has highest amount of cosmetic surgery done on earth
>women get all sorts of weird things injected into their ass cheeks to give them huge asses, which last for like 5 years and then give them cancer and rot them from the inside out
Fucking auto-correct
this land is beyond saving
people are savage here and there is no way to fix it
depends on the city, ironically Rio de Janeiro is extremely dangerous even though its probably one of the most touristy places in brazil.
we have large cities where you won't get kidnapped or robbed by a hue monkey at every corner. Just pull up the headlines of people being robbed and beaten during the last Olympics. and they had more security on the streets than at any other time in their history.
brazilian women are truly the epitome of womanhood, they have curves, big tits, big asses, wide hips, yet arent fat, are tall and fit
they just ooze fertility and sex appeal, jesus christ
10 seconds in, 3 or 4 instances of uptalk, I'm not watching that crap.
I don't understand what exactly is your question here, so O will just give you a quick rundown.
Brazil is a shithole where everyone cultivates self-hatred at the same time they live under a superiority complex.
They hate Brazil, but the moment an American or something talks shit about the country, they'll go apeshit ultra-nationalistic.
See how I'm saying "they" and not "us"? That's a Brazilian trait as well - we all believe to be the exception to the rule. Which makes pinpointing actual exceptions to the rule even harder.
Brazil is more violent than Syria - and we are not at war.
I wish some of these subhumans who didn't manage to get a job in Brazil - thus fleeing to the US - would start pouring into Europe, arguing they are refugees.
Because one thing Brazilians are good at is breaking the system, spinning and bending rules in their favor.
>why did you try to kill one of your own?
As if that would make any difference. Pregnant women, elderly people, children... niggers will mug anyone for getting their fix.
I also wish more refugees were sent here instead of Europe - they would think twice before abandoning the safety of Aleppo to have a nice view of the Ocean at Rio de Janeiro.
From the man from the land that gave you weird shit porn videos comes bestialityposting
What if military forces went in and controlled brazil? Same with syria? why don't we go in and help?
Holy shit they sound like monkeys.
they did decades ago,leftists still cry about it today. also why would you?
this country will only get worse in the next years,i'm hopeless.
our situation is so bad that everyone here already have a "fear" culture. there are places we can't go,things we can't do and a lot of stuff,just to don't get mugged or killed.
>Big time squirter
Fucking gross. Enjoy your water sports, fag.
Nuke this shit.
Actually i would love that.
I love the USA, and one day i'll start a business there
I live in Buenos Aires, where they'll stab you for less than a dollar and not even I would live in any part of Brazil that's north of Curitiba. Savage AF.
Is there any safe areas? I hope you are able to get out one day man.
fucking monkeys
Curitiba ftw
You got it Parana-bro. Sul master race.
Because is it's crime not a civil war.
>youtube.com
Welcome to Brazil.
south of the country i guess? but even there the violence is high. i guess there are just less dangerous zones in this country,but no safe areas.
also thanks,i probably wont but i appreciate
I would also like to point out we're like Sup Forums: racist as fuck, but majoritarily brown.
The only thing we have going on for us is one of the strongest assimilation societies. Pic related.
Japan still regrets recalling a few of the "Japanese" diaspora back to their lands in hopes Brazilians wouldn't be as much of a problem as Chinese or Korean immigrants...
Also, violence os high cause the government took alway our Guns, só se cant defend ourselves
>racist as fuck, but majoritarily brown.
Is it like here in Argentina where "negro de mierda" is more of a classist insult rather than a racist one? I mean sure, it's still racist, but even mestizos/indians use it to refer to our nigger tier mestizos/indians.
I've heard Brazil was the country of the Future, and I always though it was propaganda bullshit. But now I understand what it means and it is true, in the future, every country will be Brazil.
holy shit Alagoas
Yeah. Doing a "nigger's job" is doing something half-assedly.
There are several sayings:
"I'm not racist, because racism is a crime. And crime is for niggers."
"You're a black man with a white soul" (Meaning you are a decent black human being).
Not to mention our... creativity when it comes to nicknames.
These don't translate very well, so you'll have to extract what you can with your Spanish if you want the laffs.
>worldatlas.com
Rio de Janeiro is less dangerous than several cities in the USA, including St. Louis (Missouri) and Baltimore (Maryland).
The USA is every bit as bad as Brazil.
>shot in the back
what a coward. typical nigger.
Dude Wtf are you seriously the worst country in BRICS
Since you seem to be giving answers Mr. Monkey Man, what does "bucetage" mean?
Why does so much shemale porn come from Brazil?
sweet mother of christ what the fuck is that
>St. Louis (Missouri) and Baltimore (Maryland).
Hmm... what's similar about these two cities?
Only 10% of homicides are investigated in Brazil.
Take any BR statistics with a grain of salt.
White/civilized brazilians are generally ok
The problem is the favelados and their shit drugs and funk "culture"
so progressive :)
Being a cunt. Even same choice of genitalia (buceta).
I have no idea
Are Tropa de Elite and Cidade de Deus accurate on their depictions of Brazil? Also, are BOPE based or corrupt af?
Does it?
My pronouciation is better than hers. I should be living in USA instead of that girl, but she probably gets to be there by sucking dick. Why would anyone return here for fucking CARNAVAL? She deserved to get shot, filthy carioca.
>Noob Saiboot
Fucking heuheueheueheu'd
Hey Brazilians just so you know America is quickly becoming like you.
>Other first-world countries don't have anything like our crime, even though many of them have non-white populations just as large as ours
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
give me examples of first world nations with populations of 50 million negroids.
Bitch so dark she ain't even unlocked yet
Its "huehuehuehue", do It right fag
Hey besides the point are Brazillians racist towards the blacks in their country?
The movie takes place 20 years ago when BOPE was small so it was very contained and based.
The second movie shows better how it looks today. It has grown a lot and it has had some corruption scandals.
that's a sad fate
Siliicone leaking from bad implants, can cause septic shock besides eating away your flesh
in Brazil, she's an empregada, a fucking worthless housekeeper, a faixaneira, a goddamn maid.
Here in the USA, they put junglebunnies like this on a pedestal and white liberals treat them like pets and fill their nappy little heads with delusions of self-importance.
Seriously tho, the fuck is that stuff?
Compared to the average Black women here African latina's are somewhat better looking and much more tame.
Great, now I have nowhere to run to
Please, stop.
pic fucking saved
People need to get radical. You'd better wake up before it's too late. Don't you have pride in your country? USA has always been a beacon to the rest of the world, don't let that light dimmer and fade.
She has giant gaping open wounds. They are letting them 'drain' and literally wicking up the organic slop that is dribbling out of them while she heals.
Both movies are accurate
As for BOPE,it is hard to say, it started based but now rio is literally bankrupt, cops went on a strike some time ago for lack of payment, i think it is hard to stay clean on these conditions
So... How about Canadá?
The case is only true for Liberals, they want to destroy everything that has been built. We are fighting guys, it's just autistic screeching yah know.
What is that organic slop, though?
I don't know bud, I've seen that baboon man-face and flat nose so many times, I just hate it now and I hold my breath when these subhumans walk past me so I don't have to smell them.
>coca zero
>my sides just left the multiverse
As a gringo who reads Portuguese, those nicknames are the funniest things I've read this month.
Go watch world star hip hop fight compilations you'll know that your niggers are much better looking.
I Hope for the best to USA, more then for my own country. Thats kinda sad but its the truth
Carry on!
Why are South American apes so violent?
>open "The Boys from Brazil(1978)"
>everyone is white european looking
>Why does so much shemale porn come from Brazil?
because plastic surgery and hormones are cheap as fuck in Brazil, so faggots come from all over the world to Brazil to get titty and ass implants and pretend to be women.
Also, anal sex is normal in Brazil for heterosexuals. It's easy for a shemale to pick a male target, get him drunk and then "trap" him with a blowjob and some ass sex.
Hello, fellow 9gagger! I see you've learned to laugh the BR way with the meme experts, keep up the ascetic execution of something meant to be chaotic. Simply epic!
let's trade niggers
enter legally or do not enter at all
In Brazil, it's actually a crime to be "racist" and you can go to jail for saying something that a person find's to be racially offensive.
The SJW progressives have taken Brazil even father to the left than the USA.
I feel your rage from here my Favela friend. I hope you do get here some day soon.
Good luck with your life expat, soon I will be out of here too, hopefully
Based Brazil-bro, I wish I had a solution to our negro problem.
Perhaps someday in the near future.
How can you be racist when everyone is some kind of indistinguishable brown mix?
>you will be Brazilian
>you will never drink caipirinha and make out with young slutty girls wearing no clothes
>you will never live in a land where you can kiss 20 girls at a party
>you will never listen to funk as fat assed sluts jiggle on your cock
>you will never live a care free degenerate life of drugs and sex and not giving a fuck
>you will never fuck girls on the street you met 30 seconds ago
>you will never go to a baile de favela
>you will never have sweet Portuguese whispered into your ear as you pound bunda
I will never forgive my parents for immigrating to this country. More and more everyday I wish I was Brazilian.
>be brazillian
>get shot in favella
>escape to america
>get shot in hood
>escape to canada
>get shot at school
>escape to uk
>get knifed
>run off to france
>get run over
>wiggle to belguim
>get bombed
>crawl to germany
>get raped
>finally move to russia
>all is good nothing bad
Well shit, that's a good response...
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Brazil is the ultimate redpill that a vast multiculti empire wont stand the test of time.
>darker turdskins have their feelings hurt by something the lighter turds said
>leads to claims of racism and eventually civil war.
this is the way of the 3rd world, just look at Hutus fighting the Tutsis or the Sunnis fighting the Shia.