/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "La Li Lu Le Lo" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump meets with Truckers 3/23/17
youtu.be/o9pT5vs6sGY
>Pres Trump roundtable w/truckers 3/23/17
youtu.be/PydyBIHjrVk
>Pres Trump meets w/black cucks 3/22/17
youtu.be/3b3eF89e0WQ
>Pres Trump meets w/women in healthcare panel 3/22/17
youtu.be/wQs3SBVvOu8
>Pres Trump speech at NRCCD 3/21/17
youtu.be/_pfD_EmYvBM
>Pres Trump signs s.442 NASA Act 3/21/17
youtu.be/9HzadC1imjQ
>Pres Trump rally in Louisville KY 3/20/17
youtu.be/wrR7Fq5OQa0 (RSBNiggers)
>SC Nominee Neil Gorsuch 3/20/17
youtu.be/YvY0-DztxTg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>The Story behind MAGA hats
youtu.be/Aoro6PA9S6g
>Female Trump vs Male shillary
youtu.be/9yC7-JsR2Fk
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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origin-nyi.thehill.com/homenews/house/325577-trump-delivers-ultimatum-to-gop-on-obamacare-repeal
twitter.com/AnonBabble

AWOOOVEMENT

praise kek

Is Trump as awful as people say?

Trump won't survive healthcare reform

It's people like me's fault to be honest.
I've been on Sup Forums since the 2012 election back when pol was majority NatSoc with a small libertarian community. Infodumps/redpill threads all the time.
The small trickle of people that came to Sup Forums would have the resources and community to assimilate to.

But with the 2016 election Sup Forums exploded in popularity and Sup Forums doesn't have any informative threads anymore. Any attempt to have them has them slide off and no one reads them anyway. The "Lurk More" culture is completely gone. All the new-fag election babies came here and none of them have assimilated. Most people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW don't even know about the Jews. Can you imagine that?

The sad fact remains that the blue-pilled invasion has really killed Sup Forums's culture. The old guard's lack of duty to keep informative threads up during the election killed Sup Forums

What the fuck is his problem?

what the hell does that Edition mean?

Praise him
Praise the Trinity!

Australians are honorary Americans as far as I'm concerned.

>tfw some retarded half baked propagandist got heart massaged by Kek and not Ryan
Soon Dobbs will taste blood again.

Who?

If you want this vote to fail you are a fucking idiot.

Play Metal Gear Solid 3 to find out more
Holy dogshit, tl;dr to the max.

Uncle Sam wants YOU to Make America Great Again!

Forgot my pic

You been hitting the sauce OP?

>118051249
Just stop. You got lambasted last thread.

he's worse than that other CIA shill who "posts from China"

Play Metal Gear Solid IV.

literally who

>trinity
KEK IS WITH YOU PRAISE HIM REEEEEEEEEEE

I recognize that rifle every time I go to /k/ meetups, sadly I forget the name of its owner.

>average number of dicks in Drumpf's pants at any given moment: 1

>average number of dicks in McMullin's mouth at any given moment: 3

*straightens throat*

'Nuff said.

>trinity
>those didgeridoos

What's worse are the people encouraging his sickness.

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Just report and move on.

>That obnoxiously long barrel for a meager 5.56

Trump owns Trumpcare! Enjoy it! Kek!

Something in Metal Gear.
I still don't fucking understand it.

Play MGSV online mode to find out.

>play a videogame
but I'm over 18, what do?

AWOOOOOOOOO

youtube.com/watch?v=aX-0Yj638SY

Texas Junior.

How does Trump get out of this healthcare debacle?

If they dont vote he's not going to fix our healthcare system?

What did we vote him in for?

An anti-Trump LARPer.

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JUST

Then you're SOL. Did you not grow up on consoles?

>non-H made to look H sauce

Goddamnit

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He's here. Praise Kek!

PRAISE KEK

You have to admit, it's pretty funny to read.

thank god no, video game culture is cancerous

His presidency is a total mess

At this point he will get impeached no one likes him, NO ONE!!1

>be le me
>in le college dorm fappin
>roommate gets back early
>leohshit.jpeg
>starts yelling because hes a square and cant into vore
>gets really heated so i figure id suck his dick
>he freaks out and i accidentally bashed his head in with my ps4pro and he stopped breathing about 30 minutes ago

how is your night?

You'll meet him again, this was the Texas meetup?

>not having maximum velocity and fragmentation/tumbling

Why

What in the world makes you think this..Do you think humans will just poof forget about the last decade

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I just took the picture from google.
>not loving 20" rifle length AR's
They are the most fun to shoot.

not really, I remember playing cs 1.6 and WoW, that's pretty much it

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>Mick Mulvaney tells a packed Republican congressional house that Trump said he's ready for a vote and if they vote no, then Obamacare will remain law of the land.

Being banned from Canada wasn't the worst thing in the world after all.

play it anyway?

Trump and the GOP are totally fucked now by making "Healthcare Great Again". Enjoy your total failure!

Didn't the government took away their guns

healthcare reform a total and complete failure

make healthcare great again lol

You want to post more of what u are quoting?

>Creating investigations
>Creating intelligence
>Still gets $195 a month
Shit I need to jump on the LARP train

Yeah my dad told me about Cappy Dick when he was growing up. The old radio show?
I first saw it at the Missouri meetup of 2015. Unfortunately the pics are on another hard drive.

Lou, everyone on Capitol Hill knows you have a sweet tooth for red bull and horse steroids

>Its why your mane of hair is so rich and golden like a Secretariat put out to stud

Shit - my chicken legs

>deflect Paul, deflect Paul,

Gotta Pivot......

This will do for now, she feels better already!

Its a code word in the game, that's all I can say.

/vp/ here, I thought you'd guys enjoy the song we're adding to our romhack for the post-game Pokemon battle against "Emperor Trump."
soundcloud.com/pok-mon-clover/pepe-shadilay

Pic somewhat related.

You guys HAVE been eating pomegranates, right?

Burned man from New Vegas?

She looks better now. Good job Nikolai!

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Rand is on it

so ((they)) are back to pushing oil Russian deals

twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/845089192438829056

Love how liberals dont see anything wrong with the GOP taking ownership of healthcare reform. You know that one issue that still gets the dems some votes every now and them. Next elect it will be dont let the dems destroy trumpcare.

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Needs an outline on the bandages.

nice try, but that's a sikh

Of course, it's one of my favorite vegetables.

Trolling is a art.

>last episode on Monday

A human red blood cell has a diameter of 8um and a thickness of 2um.

1um(micrometer) = 1×10^−6 of a meter.
We need to make an awoo that small for it to be injectible.

--- Final Warning ---

If Ryancare passes Obamacare becomes Trumpcare.

Trumpcare will inherent Obamacare's legacy and its inevitable collapse.

Let Obamacare collapse and take the Democrats and Obama's legacy with it.

--- Final Warning ---

YOU WILL PAY SO MUCH FOR HEALTHCARE YOUR HEAD WILL SPIN

BELIEVE ME!

this is a reality TV show move
get ready for trump to respond to the outrage, end up looking good for listening to the people and pinning all the hate on the sitting republicans

trolling is against the rules

I removed them on purpose, otherwise she looks textured.

good

A 1 picometer awoo should do the job

Fair enough.

origin-nyi.thehill.com/homenews/house/325577-trump-delivers-ultimatum-to-gop-on-obamacare-repeal

Boy the shilling's gonna be intense until the healthcare vote, plus Nunes spilling the beans on Obama's bullshit spying.

Don't cry because it is over.
Smile because it happened.

I didn't design it, its evolved forms are suicide bomber lizards.

>If Ryancare passes Obamacare becomes Trumpcare.

Christ

The left actually believes this. We killed you we fucking killed you

why did i read all of that

Boku to Boku if anyone cares. Yandex is love, Yandex is life

These shills just keep getting dumber and more numerous.

How many threads does a shill need to shitpost in before they realize their effort was for nought?

Why the fuck would be BUYING oil from Russia when we'll have plenty of our own once we ramp up production a bit? The plan is to work with Russia to make the middle east irrelevant to the global oil market you dumb fucks.

WUT DIS