I want to make Gaelic/Canadian mutt babies with Lauren Southern

I want to make Gaelic/Canadian mutt babies with Lauren Southern.

Don't you dare, mick

De Trubbles

>another e-celeb thread
>>>/reddit/

nu-pol is a flaming trash can

She is iberian so rightfully mine

Mad Max!

Looked him up after Lauren mentioned him in the Rubin interview. Nice guy, good ideas.

Fuck off lauren

QUEEN

THAT'S A MAN, BABY

Her voice sounds much sexier now.

Right wing views but still has a liberal personality, she would make a terrible wife and mother.

You keep your fucking stupid faggot looking skirts away from this goddess you fucking loser

She would complain about house work all the time. Marrying smart women is a bad idea.

>bra strap is visible

Whore.

>tfw you'll never watch her suck on bbc and dp some fat old homeless black men

That's a trait

praise kek

Some smart women can still be kind and submissive, I am dating a wifey engineering student at the moment. Laura however doesn't have a submissive bone in her body.

you and me both

Love to plant a black baby inside that womb

She is ugly as fuck

>"All women are scum!"
>"Look at these ugly subhuman bitches"
>6/10 girl who knows how to put make-up on turns up
>"OMG I'm in love with you pleeaassee have babies with me"

she's reserved for BBC. Fuck off white boy

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> Laura however doesn't have a submissive bone in her body.

Good luck with your gf. Having a dumb bimbo wife is just as bad as having a smart gf. The thing with Lauren is that she think shes really smart and that she has a career worth pursuing.

My immediate response is to think shes ugly but shes decent 7/10

She's part Jew. Look it up, she claims her grandparents were holocaust victims.

how will you woo her, a gift box of potatoes? lol

Nice bait

Have a nice pic related but go to /leddit/ next time faggots.

You have shit taste. Lauren is perfect. She doesn't have a single flaw.

i thought they escaped from denmark to avoid the nazis? how exactly is that being a holocaust victim? or is the definition THAT broad?

>man voice

here's your (you)

>My immediate response is to think shes ugly but shes decent 7/10

i think 7 is fair, possibly 7.5. you definitely wouldn't be ashamed of her.

Someone post the picture of her in denim short shorts
I want to suck on her juicy cunt meat sooooo bad

>You have shit taste
He likes her, it's just jealousy

>Belittle what I cannot have
>TYL: Sour grapes fable

>Chubby
>White-trash hair
>Round man face
>Giant nose
>Slut make-up

You're either gay or black

That's right. They are not jews.

Well bratan you know, not only jews died during the holocaust.

Technically you would be gay if you fuck lauren, shes legally a man

this isnt your personal blog , 0 politics go away mods where delete this.

Literally not a single one of these points is true. She wears very light make up too and looks nice without it.

>Chubby
Not anorexic
>White-trash hair
Woman has dyed hair shock horror
>Round man face
men have round faces
>Giant nose
It's not big at all
>Slut make-up
Woman mears make up shock horror

The biggest nigger faggot here is you lad, go stroke it to abdul raping your mum

SLIDE THREAD

SAGE

I'd love to bum her

Is this chubby in the UK?

Proper nice arse on it

No. If you want a Woman slimmer than this you have low test.

nice thunder thighs, I bet she could crack your pelvis while breeding

>She's controlled opposition
>She's a coalburner
>She has a "liberal personality"
There's no evidence for any of this.

>Inb4 black fan takes a picture with her

It'd be worth it

You should be able to see a woman's ribs if she is of a healthy weight. No definition, pierced navel, gut hanging over her frilly bikini, and obese cheeks big enough to make two sizeable hamburger patties.

Grotesque. Just go smear a block of butter with cheap lipstick and fuck it. It's practically the same thing.

I actually like skinny girls too but Lauren is not chubby by any definition.

I agree absolutely

Nothing better than bruises on your pelvis and deep scratchmarks on your back

thanks for the tip

Regardless of her political leanings never trust a woman who takes that many selfies.

Muj czarnuch.

You can actually see her ribcage.
ffs pal she's not an athlete, do you have defined abs, pecs, triceps and biceps? If not, stop posting

>*never trust a woman
ftfy

Melvin pls

I am a large mine myself which if why I can recognise gravy-blood when I see it. What you think are the slats of her ribs are in fact rolls of fat. Sorry you've been tainted by American propaganda.

aargh my dick

nigger bitch

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>I am a large mine myself
What?
>What you think are the slats of her ribs are in fact rolls of fat
Come again, Mahmoud?

Anyone who says she isn't gorgeous is flat out retarded.

Yes, her eye makeup is on a bit thick and she's got her roots showing, but you can't fake that body or the rest of her face.

She's very, very fuckable.

Melvins have a very unrealistic view of how women should all look. To them they need to be perfect supermodel waifus. Unfortunately they aren't aware that it's a two way street and that being a slimey greasy fat NEET won't get them even in the lowest of tier women in their lives.

too bad she already got blacked by thatguyt. white cock will never satisfy her.

This is embarrassing. Look at the picture again. What you think are her ribs are actually rolls of fat.

Why are you so intent of white knighting this fatty? She's not going to date you.

..What?

>lauren

Those are fucking ribs. Fat doesn't stick out like that with a pointy end. Wtf is wrong with you?

Absolutely agreed. If I went to high school or college with Lauren, she would have been exactly the girl every guy would be following around like a sad little puppy trying to get a date.

In terms everyone could understand, Lauren's the type of girl "you could take home to mom." She's pretty, fit, intelligent, and has a good head on her shoulders. Doesn't matter she's not a "10/10 waifu." She'd still treat you right and make your parents proud while your friends get jealous, and that's honestly the only that matters.

Oh wow, take it to r9k or b you fucking loser.
/pol isn't your personal blog or tumblr
The fuck is this shit??
Dumb bitch is a fucking low life and so are you.

Sage goes in the options field.

Go circle jerk some place else faggots
>bunch of guys jacking off to one girl
>Not gay
NOT GAY

LOL

Die you scum bag mick

Lauren Southern? More like Lauren making my dick go northern tsk tsk.

I know she's not fat. I was simply asking that poster if he actually believes what he's saying or if he's just trolling.

So when you go pick up those ribs at the BBQ they're not human ribs. This chick has rolls on rolls of fat and you can just make out the points of the bones suffocated beneath when she sucks her beer belly in to pander to you horndog retards. Christ, makes me want to go eat a carrot just looking at her.

It is embarrassing. To see you repeat the same shit, that is.
I clearly see the outline of her ribcage.
and she is clearly not fat
Soon be time to pop your arse in the air Mahmoud down the mosque

You should screenshot your posts and tweet them out to her. She'll probably let you buy her a few milkshakes.

I don't really get it. Is your mother or current girlfriend fat or something? There's really no excuse.

>This board is for the discussion of news, world events, political issues, and other related topics.

What's the matter Mahmoud? A blonde girl tell you to get to fuck and you just hate the white slags ever since?
Sad!

>and other related topics

Southern's a political commentator

how are her looks related to her statements?

We're talking about a politician and political commentator who also browses Sup Forums. The specifics don't matter.

She browses here?

In that case. IF YOU ARE READING LAUREN::
Lauren.... please be my girlfren
I'd love to take you on a walk, see a victorian folly
I know a few owl sanctuaries too but err, well... lets not get ahead of ourselves. I'll cut to the chase.
DO YOU LIKE ME SEXWISE?

You want a wife whose of average intelligence and average self-esteem. They need to be intelligent enough you can talk about your day or a political issue you read over breakfast, but with low enough self esteem they defer to you.

Thicker thighs than I thought she had

I think goldy is kinda hot, bet she gives killer head with those strong lips

> she browses Sup Forums
> Sup Forums loudly states intent to collectivly impregnate her

Looks like a slag alright

Actually this, channers would pop the cork just being in the same vicinity as her

mah nigga

love me some hyper active facial musculature

> implying she doesn't get off knowing she has a whole army of beta male alt right chub chubs

I think so, she posted awoos on Twitter.

I love her too, pol hates her but i don't care. She's so purdy

This
Has she been BLACKED yet?

next time you see Lauren Southern
you will feel an uncontrollable urge
to be a cuck and watch Blacked.com
say it. white pussy belongs to Black Cock

What's with the way she says "flag" and "hashtag"? It's like "flayg"
Still a qt doe.

She lost to Destiny, proving she is all looks just trying to make a buck off orbiters in the alt-right. She doesn't have anything interesting to contribute apart from her looks.

>She would complain about house work all the time.

She constantly brings up how being a stay-at-home mom is what makes women the happiest.

in private life yes.