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>cant play barbie because she has planned to eat several hours a day

She was ready!

Looks like that netflix thing really fucked her career.

>Be comedian talking about how gross girls are
>Hit it big
>Have your own show
>Lose your show because you ONLY talk about how gross girls are
>Do some movies
>Shitty reviews because everyone is bored of the "used up whore" trope
>Get a beer endorsement
>Lose beer endorsement because your face caused negative sales
>Do a televised comedy show
>Only talk about your filthy fish hole.
>1 Star reviews.
>Blame everyone but yourself
>Get depressed
>Eat a bunch
>Lose the movie of your dreams

Maybe if she keeps failing, the rest of the world will get a happy ending

>oh you mean I gotta wear that for real?

I'm confused. Wasn't she supposed to play in the muppet show?

like anybody wants to watch her

> Himalayan heeb humour
1 star post would not read again

This has got to be a first in the history beer, the sight of a fat ugly chick caused people to drink less.

>would not read again
But you will anyways.

I would genuinely enjoy seeing her in porn, I don't really use porn that often and I doubt I would even jerk off to her.

I would like to see her nervously come into the "interview" room and sit down the interviewer starts to ask some easy questions
>How you doing today?
>You ready for this?
The camera starts snapping away as the film rolls on and the interviewer continues
>Who are you?
A-Amy Schumer
>Like anyone gives a fuck
>From the side one of the males spits on her cheeks
>So how come you're this washed up?
c-cause I'm a s-strong
>Spit
i-independent
>Spit
W-Woman
>You're not a woman though, you're a slut
S-slut
>Cocks are shoved into her mouth
>God can you try and stop being so fat, I don't know what camera angle to use

The abuse continues for an hour until she is left a crying sweaty, stinking mess, just like her netflix special only with more cum.

Here's hoping she becomes one of thos has beens who ends up OD'ing

there is exaclty such a thing already.
google feminist casting couch porn.
its about some feminist that "fights for womens rights" but finds porn that puts her down and treats her like shit empowering.

you two. Get a room.

That sucks. I loved the Leather Special. Comedians are rarely that raw or uncensored. It was refreshing.

Or just go to efukt

not enough time to stop being fat

>Raw and uncensorted
LIKE HER PUSSY AMIRITE!
>Refreshing
UNLIKE HER PUSSY AMIRITE GIRLS WOOOOO

>God can you try and stop being so fat, I don't know what camera angle to use

I didn't know how much I wanted this until now.

Scheduling conflicts, huh.
I'm sure it couldn't have anything to do with her popularity taking a noticeable dive and the executives up top getting nervous about banking on her to pull in an audience.
No, I'm sure it was just scheduling conflicts.

Cutest pepe. Absolutely adorable.

>Audience kills Christ

Kek

The irony is that being considered for the role of Barbie is the funniest joke of her career

this

...

>bummed

The thought disgusts me, I'd rather stick it in a blender

HA Shes toxic now. Good work guys

I'd fuck miss piggy, but I wouldn't fuck amy schumer

I retract my earlier remark

I now want to hatefuck the fat sow

What have you done to me Sup Forums?

Makes me think that she was never even considered for the role and that this was a PR stunt for both her and the movie.

this fat pork wanted to be barbie? what in the everlasting shit, its like making a GI Joe movie, with the marines all crippled fat amputee blind retards

She's an unfunny joke thief who had a moment and now it's coming to an end.

The only reason she's famous is because of Chuck Schumer.

I hate that whole family, hopefully they rot in hell.

I don't really understand all the hate directed toward Amy Schumer recently,
and I think people could be a bit more genital, before fingering the blame.
I mean come on guys, cheese a real solid Babe just trying her saggy breast to
slob it out, and become a giant in the cunt-throat world of comedy.
Did it heifer once occur to you that Amy is merely trying to steak her clam
in this male dominated arena, and comedy Can be a rocky road if not executed
potbelly.
Many feel she deserts a good roasting and try and plump her in with the
likes of Carlos Mencia, but fail to realize many others would apple crumble
under the constant pressure to be funny and original.
If you want to pork about a woman touched by the ham of the almighty, look
no further than Amy Schumer to be the bacon of shining light for those who
want to trot in her footsteps.
If you guys could stop being big pussies and just meat her halfway I'm
sure she'd steal your hearts and you'd have a real whale of a time.
People need to face fats that Amy's going to be round for many years,
and is baking no prisoners on her way into the anals of history.

I don't know of anyone else more familiar with pulling out than Emu Schumer.

Should could go back to ruining the bud light brand or trying to destroy successful black people with her fellow kikes.

she is probably the one person who no matter how much u drink never looks better so people gave up

God damn it Germany

KeK approves of these shit puns

Ok, now let me talk to you about MUH VAGINA!

Underrated

Hue!

She's so sexy.

Scheduling conflict? Yeah the fucking buffet was open.

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Shit puns are best puns

I'd kill to see a degraded and desperate Schumer play Miss Piggy

Before this announcement I assumed she was playing Barbie. She was actually meant to play outcast Barbie. Still a shit idea for a film.