It has come to my attention that this is a state in my country and as an American citizen I can just go to an from this...

It has come to my attention that this is a state in my country and as an American citizen I can just go to an from this place no questions asked. What happens here? What am I in for if I just go there and start living there?

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can i come?

Mauianon here, we're full braddah, stay out.

How did you not know hawaii was a state?

>What happens here?
Poverty, racism and democrats.

Weather's nice though.

I mean, just fucking look at it bro. It's all the way out in the middle of the ocean.

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This is common knowledge I don't understand how you didn't know this.

I'm not a fucking dictionary bro now are you going to explain to me what the deal with this random floating piece of land in the ocean is or what

Fucking natives man. Everywhere in every colonial country.

Rather than realizing we spared them and that we are superior and that they should be grateful they even exist bitch at us.

Next time we do imperialism, just genocide them all lads, remember this because they don't care if you spare them

>Wow dude thank you for not genociding us
>You're quite a generous person
How about not invading and not genociding anybody you fucking nigger?

GIVE BACK CLAY YOU BURGER !

You know we own Alaska too, right?

Lived there for a while, its pretty nice but honestly unless youre on the coast its the same old shit in the cities

Cost of living is expensive due to remote location. If you are skilled in hospitality you may find work in tourism. If not there is little to no industry, little to no manufacturing. There are a few people living in socialist communities you need to apply before hand to get accepted. If you system isn't used to the environment you may get infections or fungus. If you don't have transferable health insurance this can lead to a hefty bill. If you have survival skills you may be able to live without a job but this is subject to territorial disputes and government crackdown. Don't go unless you are well prepared.

They are indios so they naturally tribal and racist, they would still hate you even if you sent them to the space age.

More like
>pale face comes and offers them trade, technology and civilization
>natives think we are some alien demons/gods
>they chimp out and try to butcher us
>we use boom stick and cave people bitch about whitey for hundreds of years while we build hospitals schools, business, industry and infrastructure up around them

Let me guess, you teach surfing to haoles out of your van/home?

Huh. French Polynesia is pretty rare for me but I already got it. Added Bahamas though.

A cost of living 50% higher than mainland.

If you're set on going, I'd suggest the big island, probably Kona.

Are you a fresh of the boat immigrant? How did you not know Hawaii was a state? Even people that don't know where each of the lower 48 are can point out Hawaii and Alaska.

This, desu

I'm going there on holiday's soon, will I be eaten like Captain Cook? I dindu nuffin.

Hes b8ing, leave him be.

Ia orana!

>offers them them trade technology and civilization
>Kill them if they don't want our generosity

Yes and if they refuse just rape and kill them, or would the pioneers just go home when they weren't welcome?
None of those Indios asked you for shit, they wanted to be left alone without any technology or hospitals etc.

Every time I hear a Hawaiian native scream about colonialism and "teh haoles", I want to ask them to walk down to the Hawaiian Royal tombs, find the only non-native there, Robert Crichton Wyllie, and ask themselves where they think would be without him.

Y'all were curb stomped by the French, you had no hope to begin with. Japanese workers did better at resisting colonialism in Hawaii in the 50's than the natives ever did. They at least overthrew the controlling party that overthrew the Hawaiian monarchy. Losers.

Maita'i ?

R A R E
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I have about four years of experience working in heating, air conditioning, and refrigeration. What do you think? People need their ACs fixed around Hawaii, right?

Keep in mind, hawaii is at risk for a major mega tsunami that could eliminate all humans from the island. I would not recommend moving there until after that happens.

Burgers took a whole continent. We don't have a lot of clay in all that water... and englishman still had to take Kiwiland and Hawai'i from us.

For fuck sake, huge parts of USA are still giant empty spaces, and you had to take our few bigger islands.

>What am I in for if I just go there and start living there?

Cons:
* Few jobs, generally low wages
* High cost of living, expensive (and hard-to-find) housing
* Natural disasters (earthquakes, volcanoes, tsunami, hurricanes, tornadoes...)
* Huge homeless population
* Poor transportation infrastructure
* High crime

Pros:
* Probably the most beautiful place in the US

Don't live in Hawaii.

Why the fuck you acting like some island thousands of KMs away is your shit you dumb pineapple nigger

A fucking reverse Thai...
Back in the days, we didn't even know how big this world is. When we found something like a big new land mass with millions of people, don't you think we were afraid? To us it was like "Damn son, we better take over this place while we are ahead."
We can't just let them be, at some point in the future they are going to come for us.

Maita'i vau.

Quelle île?

Raiatea

i return you the question, fatty burger

This. The Brits did it good in Tasmania

Poor American education. Republicans think keeping education costs down helps them stay in power.

It's funny because "tonga" is a slang for "dumb woman" where I live.

Nice triangle, what is that? An isauceolees? Protip for you dumb fucking pineapple niggers: land ownership isn't defined by polygons. Look bro! A triangle on this map of Europe! Looks like Britain is rightful Spaniard clay!

lel dumbfuck kys

I'm from Massachusetts dumb fuck

People litter alt go their to experience the primitive culture aspects of a people born in a place without great environmental hardship. Unlike native Americans their life and culture was probably better before whitey.

Cool.

I've thought about retiring there. The Tahitian fiber cable runs through there (right?), and you've got a Champion so groceries are somewhat affordable.

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RARE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polynesia

Typical ignorant burger with 60'000$ loan debt to get a useless education.

went to uni here for two years.
best two years of my life.
then i moved back to the east coast.
took the red pill and now im sad.

i would love to go back

Typical pineapple niggers thinks some island thousands of miles away is his clay

lel WE WUZ ALOHAZ N SHEEEEIT

>Typical ignorant burger with 60'000$ loan debt to get a useless education.

See:
Nice try tho. Now go sacrifice a virgin in a volcano you water-chink

I would seriously consider applying for work prior to moving there. Because of the desirable location a basic line cook in a restaurant often has a full blown culinary degree. Yes they have AC and the very similar refrigeration. It's not like the states where you can do side work or get on with an HVAC company. Much of the maintenance is done in house. Very tribal very niche, that is to say more so than most places you need an "in" to get work. Not what you know but who you know. If you are a super motivated extremely hard worker with great people skills you could do well anywhere. The competition will be fierce.

You are from Massachusetts and didn't know Hawaii was a state? I thought you asked how it was possible OP didn't know. I was speculating on you question. You dumb fuck.

peaceful place, lowest crime rates in the world, great weather, peaceful nature where nothing tries to kill you (i'm looking at you australia), people are friendly and generous.

Internet still a little shitty, cause landlines still getting improved to connect to optic fiber. Groceries are expensive (far away from everything + taxes).

If you prefer a more modernized place, i would rather recommend Hawaii (and easier as you have US citizenship).

>You are from Massachusetts and didn't know Hawaii was a state

Yes. So there goes your theory about MUH REPUBLICANS. All of my teachers were Jewish leftist females.

Don't bother, it's a shithole. Ultra liberal, overpriced, pushy Asians everywhere, delusional whites who refer to themselves as Hawaiian instead of American and drug addled, sub-human natives. We should just sell Hawaii to the Japs.

Guam > Hawaii

There are dumb people everywhere I guess. If you blame others for your ignorance you won't make it far in life. They have some really good schools in Massachusetts if you failed it must be you.

quit being a cuck, loser. You're just bitter because when you tried to colonize you got shut down by communists and Englishmen.

Are we supposed to just sit in our tiny countries while the rest of the world bakes mud-pies? Don't you have any sense of Manifest Destiny?

> They have some really good schools in Massachusetts if you failed it must be you.
> if you failed it must be you.

What the fuck bro? Did you just assume my privilege? You sure sound like a republican right now you piece of shit. Maybe I'm just disadvantaged and I need more educational programs and taxes for schools to make me smarter? Pig

It sounds like weakness of character at this point. Massachusetts rates really well in education. You seem pissed. A sign of a weak mind is one that is easily angered.

Wasting my time replying to you because I can already tell you can't be pissed to even spend five minutes to read about him.

Robert Crichton Wyllie worked for the Hawaiian king. He laid the ground work and trade deals that forced all the other would-be colonial powers to respect the sovereignty of Hawaii. His efforts also led, eventually, to the inclusion of Hawaii into the strongest nation on Earth.

Without him, Hawaii would have been steam-rolled by the Spanish or the English and would have ended up like so many other former colonial holdings of theirs.

That is why he was given a royal tomb.

Great grandmother was French, so I think I'm eligible to apply for citizenship.

Last question. It doesn't seem like the people still identify with tribes anymore. Do any remnants of the tribal system still exist?

Maruru.

Oahufag here. This place is terrible. Please don't come here. If you do, please leave promptly.
*sips coffee in 76 degree sweet morning weather

Fuck off, munt.

Wow putting that associates degree in psychology to good use. I am not worthy enough to debate such a profound specimen.

You can live on the beach in a comfy tent, you get free healthcare, and you can make $50-100k/year bumming off tourists and giving beach tours (blowjobs).

ive only visited oahu, but it was fucking great. incredible nature.
id live there. i dont really get triggered by homeless or non-whites like most americans on this board, so honolulu was enjoyable for me, too.

There's no tribes.

There's still a kinda "clan" way of thinking towards the extended family (people help each others because they have some thin family connections).

Most politicians still act like old kings that are here to gather the collective wealth and distribute it. Political corruption is institutionalized. But all main services (justice, police, military, hospitals, schools, etc) are french and free from corruption.

Shit thread desu. OP is a faggot and should hang himself in shame.