Benezuela is actually using Pepe as a currency

>Benezuela is actually using Pepe as a currency.
>Benezuela's inflation is supposed to reach over 1000+% this year.
How hasn't this country fallen into anarchy?
Discuss?

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bitcoin.trendolizer.com/2017/03/venezuelan-currency-slowly-getting-replaced-by-pepe-memes.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcos_Pérez_Jiménez
dailycaller.com/2017/03/23/venezuelan-currency-slowly-getting-replaced-by-pepe-memes/
coinmarketcap.com/assets/pepe-cash/
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Praise kek. He is everywhere

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It's true that Venezuela is fucked but I too want to known if this Pepe thing is real.

They are starving in the streets. Hungry men do not protest. Hungry men do not fight. Hungry men only die

>Benezuela is actually using Pepe as a currency.

The government down there started acquiring the bakeries last week too. All the people with money have fled for columbia/Brazil, the only ones left are too poor to get out.

30 people dying every day just due to homicides, up from 50 per week just 5 years ago.

The currency fix they did is already worthless and hopelessly inflated.

The government is still giving the majority of their oil to Cuba for pennies on the dollar.

Someone just needs to drop a few crates of AK's down there and the problem will fix itself.

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Came here to Post this.
They have no money to buy food.
Without food no fight.
And without money no weapons

They are doomed


Btw. Can one make vacation there?
Could be a cheap place to have a good time
>getting your popsicle sucked for two-fiddy

>cryptoinsider.com/venezuelan-developers-using-bitcoin-rare-pepes-fight-dismal-economy/
I-Is this real?

Hey cool cats OP with some sauce here


bitcoin.trendolizer.com/2017/03/venezuelan-currency-slowly-getting-replaced-by-pepe-memes.html

>yfw you have accumulated thousands of rare pepes

>mfw no face

It is my dude

they need this guy again
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcos_Pérez_Jiménez

wait what.

/ourguys/

>Buy your weeks shopping
>Pay with Pepe's
Holy shit, I've been rich all this time and didn't know it

dailycaller.com/2017/03/23/venezuelan-currency-slowly-getting-replaced-by-pepe-memes/

>value if PepeCash
coinmarketcap.com/assets/pepe-cash/

Economists the world over are saying that an overthrow of the Venezuelan government is inevitable. Only a matter of time really.

C-can I finally trade in my rare pepes for some popsicle sucking from a QT latina?

>This is real.
I am a rich man.

How much can I get for this?

>hungry men do not protest
You dont even know your own countrys history?
>they are shitting in the streets

Rare pepe thread?

The problem they had was that they put a limit and restrictions on the movement of capital combined with a fixed exchange rate, which makes monetary policy very very effective to stimulate GDP but also very prone to insanely high inflation or deflation.

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that rare pepe just suffered from a slight bit of inflation
:^)

>can one make vacation there

Yeah sure, just stay the fuck away from caracas.

Stay in the most expensive hotel you can pay (eurobuilding, etc) they have armed private security and can shoot robbers on sight.

Yes we do.

you can give her some tampons and deodorant and you will get the succ from lowlife trash, most decent people still dont lower themselves at that point, they will offer you something else trough banter.

Yeah that's a funny story but will never fly obviously.

You know nothing, my hue friend.

How bad is the situation where you live?
Any sign of insurgency?

But there will be a devaluation of even the most rare pepes you can find. This is bad for the pepeconomics of the world

>C-can I finally trade in my rare pepes for some popsicle sucking from a QT latina?
>>getting your popsicle sucked for two-fiddy
Kind of a waste of a hot and desperately poor latina, don't you think? Go get anal for two fiddy instead.

Depends, there will be a shift from the demand side from mainly the US to South America. I will be happy to start a small business in Pepe cards and the first exporter here.

I have the rarest pepe

Sure thing, good luck anchoring your money to a post-scarcity good. I'm sure the Venezuelan intellectuals know much more than I do.

Oki

Cuuhl

It's pretty impressive, but check out -THIS- pepe

saved

rarest pepes dont get posted online user, they are safeguarded in a vault in the bank or in your safe at home

Okay, now its time to REALLY step it up a notch.
This is literally the rarest pepe of all pepes.

>How bad is the situation where you live?
Pretty bad, prices spike monthly at best, weekly at worst

>Any sign of insurgency
No weapons, lots of anger, but as long as you have one side with aks and the other with empty stomachs, its hard to come by unless the military does anything.

I wont be here by that time, but sure.

>No weapons
Then how people get killed by armed robbers every day?

>he typed as he shat in the designated street

Venezuelan hunnit dollar bill. Pic related.

Wait what happened. Thought they were the socialist miracle of south america?

I guess I should clarify.

No regular citizen is allowed to carry firearms, only criminals do, you only have a weapon if youre part of the military/police or presidential security.

The goverment also armed paramilitary groups called colectivos that are basically street thugs under goverment benefits.

>Miracle

stop, you're inflating the venuzuelan economy

jews happened

Woah, user. Don't go crashing the pepe market now, you'll ruin Venezuela

>tfw your rare Pepes are losing value as we speak

>unless the military does anything.
Is there a chance? Like a Pinochet or someone to put things in order

Better quesiton yet
Why the fuck is their goverment trying to start shit up between our armies?
Any Venez that can tell me what was the deal with the incursion earlier this week?

>Wait what happened
Reality, turns out an entire economy built on shitty low quality oil can't survive when the price of oil drops even slightly

Not really, the leader of the army has openly declared himself chavista, so unless the lower brackets of the army get pissed off enough and overtrow him, not happening.

The air force is the least goverment friendly part of the army, and even so, theyre cucked.

Smoke screen, divert attention based on conflict and hoping lowkey something blows up, if it does, the president can call it a national emergency due to warfare and suspend the constitution and basically do and undo things at will during the special period, this in turn, would give them another scapegoat for staying in power and radicalizing even more.

this basically.

Banana republic based on shitty oil combined with this

Oh, I see.
Also, is the entire country fucked that hard, or there are zones slightly better (for example, rural provinces where food costs less)

*zones that are

we should purchase Venezuela.

Did you watch any of the Classico Mundial de Beisbol?

>you will live to see Pepe dollars become the next major world currency

Memetics my boys, were in the Metal Gear timeline.

Wat.
> (nazi) aquila
> (libertarian) snake
> frog who praise the Sun
> crescent (don't care it's islamic Hilal or MoonMan-related stuff)
Where are you found it? Very symbolic picture.

this "illness" is common for all countries that used commie-style manipulations with currency and run big budget deficit. You need to add excessive regulations of private business (that belongs to competitors) and attempts to reduce their profit.

>you now live in a timeline where countries exist with meme based economies
>you now live in a timeline where memes are considered a deadly assault weapons

I'M SLIPPING INTO INSANITY

Yeah except that system fails miserably. Literally textbook theory of simple macro economics.

>Is the entire country fucked that hard
Yeah, rural places get hit pretty hard as well, but they dont experience the dread of such long food lines.

everything else is pretty much worse off, healtcare and such is basically non existant in rural areas and things like HIV are spreading a lot.

Baseball is boring as fuck to me.

>MFW
>See Pepe market crash in real time.

>we should purchase Venezuela.
This. You see, the Filibusteros had it all wrong. They should have just waited for commies to ruin the place then buy it all up for half a Pepe

it fails all the time. they also often have giant budget deficit, like 15-20%

Because they forget one component: this may work only if you kill people in gulag and use slave labor lol.

Current ukrainian president plays with same kind of bullshit.

Checked.
Kekistan will be remembered as Old Venezuela the Kekistanis will save them.

How far can my GBP go in Venezuela?

you can't shit without food

Did YOU watch the Classico Mundial de Beisbol?

I watched it.

holy shit memes are real

>Tech companies can issue “Rare Pepe” trading cards, based on the popular internet meme of a green frog, on the Bitcoin-linked Counterparty platform. The system began as a joke, but now Pepe cards are exchanged for the equivalent of thousands of dollars. Each “Rare Pepe” is linked to the value of a bitcoin, creating scarcity that’s lacking in paper money.

>The unnamed developer told Crypto Insider their success stood in sharp contrast to the roughly 80 percent of nearby offices forced to shut down over the past year. His company plans to release 60 new “Rare Pepes” and create a new video game based on the cards, similar to Pokemon.

you could by an entire tendies factory

The time has come again. Mecha William Walker has awakened from his cold sleep. His iron feet shall tread the highways of Mexico, crush the pyramids of Yucatan, and conquer Venezuela for the Stars and Stripes.

>you can give her some tampons and deodorant and you will get the succ from lowlife trash
What about anal though? Aren't you poor?

>wanting anal from someone who can't afford toilet paper
also, does Venezuela flush their tp?

Have we been deceived? Is socialism the actual way to make memes real?

>what about anal though

offer her 10$ and you can go to the moon.

>Arent you poor
Not really, but my quality of life went to shit. I will end up poor if this keeps up though
they burn the trash

>does Venezuela flush their tp?
If Mexico doesn't, I'd imagine Venezo doesn't either

"special" trashcans in every bathroom

We had it all wrong

We thought kekistan would be in tuvalu or some other pacific micronation. How wrong we were. Kekistan, is Venezuela.
>Currently devolving into anarchy
>The economy is literally RARE PEPES
>Massive oil reserves that are currently uneconomical, yet will be soon

Kekistan will come to be, and it shall be in the country formerly known as Venezuela

>they burn the trash
>microparticles of human poo being lofted into the air for all to breathe
Kek, replace human poo with stray dog poo and that's how Mexico City has such bad asthma rates

I actually heard of this rare Pepe crypto market a few months ago. Not even lying. They didn't mention Venezuela though. I don't know exactly how it works but it's real.

that would explain why my asthma has been so shit lately. Thanks, gotta go put out some fires now.

I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers - foreign soldiers.
Torn from my elders I was made to speak their language. With each new post my masters changed along with the words they made me speak. With each change - I changed too. My thoughts, personality, How I saw right from wrong... Words Can Kill.

>memes are weapons
>memes are currency
>memes are life

This is the world we inhabit now. Holy shit.

Since this thread seems to be tapering off, I just want to close with this - best AM thread ever

>meme currency existing
>meme currency actually being used
>Venezuelan collapse lols
>$2.50 popsicle suck
>neo-Filibusterism
>poo-related respiratory problems
this thread has it all

thank you and goodbye

They are not starving in the streets India lv, they are bad because they live in a commie contry and now the government can't give them free food and they have to pay, they are not El Salvador or Haiti, they just have to get rid of commies and start working again