WE'RE FACING MASS EXTINCTION

Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' in Arctic: siberiantimes.com/science/casestudy/news/n0905-7000-underground-gas-bubbles-poised-to-explode-in-arctic/

> Total amount of methane in the current atmosphere: ~5 gigatons

> Amount of carbon preserved as methane in the arctic shelf: estimated at 100s-1000s of gigatons

> Only 1% release would double the atmospheric burden of methane

> Not much effort is needed to destabilize this 1%

> The volume currently being released is estimated at 50 gigatons (it could be far more)

> 50 gigatons is 10x the methane content of the current atmosphere

> We are already at 2.5x pre-industrial level, there is a methane veil spreading southward from the arctic.

> Methane is 150x as powerful a greenhouse gas as CO2 when it is first released.

youtube.com/watch?v=FPdc75epOEw

Dr. Guy McPherson has predicted the loss of human habitat on earth by 2030, by taking into account Methane clathrates coming from the Arctic sea floor and from Canadian and Siberian permafrost. There are a lot of positive feedback loops we're not taking into account.

Stop pushing stupid memes on US politics and raise awareness on this. THE MEDIA IS NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE OF OUR OUR LIFETIME. The future does not look bright.

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rip

Hurr duurrr... The worls is gonna end.

I assume you do not get WTTW nor have you watched NOVA.

Do homework before copypasta'ing BS and tell the truth.

You are exactly like an American politician. Spinning psuedo arguments to produce crap, paranoia, and distract.

I hope after you read this, you drink a gallon of bleach.

fake news to keep the state funded "climate savers" liquid

A small price to pay for dead leftists.

>Muuuuhhh let's save the poor little kids in Africa, we need more population

Your country is full of retarded bible rednecks who believe the earth is 6000 years old and think that "God will provide". God won't provide shit, we need solutions.

finally, my nightmare is over, too bad i didnt manage to watch Love Live season 2 in time tho.

Agreed. If i wasn't being a slave for capitalism, id have more time to beat the system.

How bout you?

Because methane is an actual greenhouse gas and carbon dioxide is not.

If (((they))) promoted this too much, people might catch wind that everything they say about CO2 is a bullshit power play to make money.

And then people would read up on shit like methanotroph and not be as scared

That picture looks comfy.

Squeezing out some farts right now, let the world fucking burn

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this

this is fine. Bring the pain.

What he said.

fuck I need to lose my virginity as soon as possible

''It must be true. I saw it on internet.''

Nah. We're good. Just slap another carbon tax onto the middle class.
Things will balance themselves out.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

pungent

Brilliant!

I remember a guy claiming to be a researcher in Antarctica making a thread with these exact same claims on Sup Forums back in June. Spoopy.

>be scientists funded by corrupt Democrat officials
>Create alarm about co2 to please your corporate overlords
>Ignore methana because lol, that won't give me grant money

I'm ok with this

lold

>life on earth for bilions of years
>positive feedback loops

lol no

>Dr. Guy McPherson has predicted the loss of human habitat on earth by 2030

Great, more (sand)niggers flooding into Europe

btfo cockroach

good. can't wait.

>UN climate change conference
AKA please gib more Western gibs

Out of all the thousands of doomsday predictions I'm sure this is the one!!

>WE'RE FACING MASS EXTINCTION
HOORAY YES FINALLY!

Tax it away

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>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP

We can hope.

Fucking finally just make it end

Tldr; scientists will drop a bomb in the bubble, blow up half the artic,thaw out millions of m3 of ice, drown dirty peasants with rising water levels, cool down the ocean, and reverse global warming in one go.
Ezpz

this happens all the time nobody cares.

russia might be habitable now.

Everything will be fine as long as we pay carbon taxes.

Don't be such an alarmist.

You might be worse than a conspiracy theories.

quality post

at least Turks will go extinct too

The "wooly mammoth" is being specifically brought back to combat permafrost. There's literally nothing that is eating the vegetation there anymore and as a result the ground isn't freezing during the winter like it did in centuries past. The ground use to freeze during the winter and stay cool enough during the year which is why this has never been an issue.

>when a country of retarded bible rednecks has a GDP 10 times higher than pastaland

huh

>Everything will be fine as long as we pay carbon taxes.

>muh greenhouse gases

dont care

We are totally fucked.

Enjoy your time lads we don't have much left.

When all these methane gas release we are so fucked.

GIGATONS!!!!!1111!!1!111

i'm actually stunned at how low quality this post is

Antifreeze tastes better

Light atmosphere on fire to burn methane away. Problem solved

Kek

>rejection of global warming is getting more and more common
>a threat comes up immediately that's relevant to it
sure

First, The US is about 32 times the size of Italy.
mapfight.appspot.com/us-vs-it/united-states-italy-size-comparison

Second, you should look at the individual states. California, Texas, New York are doing great. The other ones are not.

Third, my quality of life is still higher ifitweremyhome.com/compare/US/IT

>gitaton=1 billion tons

>>a threat comes up immediately that's relevant to it
this has been shitposted about maybe 5 years ago.

Oh no look at that, Canada is turning into a rain-forest while Africa and Europe is gonna turn into the Sahara. Sorry sweety, better luck next time.

sooo close

KEK WILLS IT!!!

I'm not afraid of death, in fact I welcome it.

>what have you done

>THE MEDIA IS NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE OF OUR OUR LIFETIME.

Vice talked about this.

As long as he offs himself if it doesn't happen in 2030. Tired of these predictions never materializing with no consequences.

Stop teasing and get it over with already!

You could have prevented this Sup Forums, we would have been exploring space and shit now, but you had to enslave us

can we burn methane as fuel?

There would be nothing we can do about this.

hello, local retard here. I have one question concerning this debacle on methane pouring out. How have they confirmed that this 100% methane coming from the permafrost melting? From my shit education and lots of stoned out youtube science nights anaerobic microogranisms digest the organic material and produce biogas which is mixture of methane AND carbon dioxide.

Yes awesome, now I don't have to look for a job no more.
I just NEET it up til 2030 and then just simply die from too much methane.
feels good mane

>mfw normalfags will work their asses off anyway and then be eternally BTFO and butthurt cuz their money ain't worth shit no more

Interestingly planting a fuckton of trees in Siberia might help!

good, the sooner this planet is toast the sooner we can use nukes to leave.

>methane in the atmosphere has a half life of seven years

its nothing

It's 2030 +- a few years. That's a general point of reference for human habitat loss. It's the "shit hits the fan" year.

The greenhouse gas effect has diminishing returns. We will be just fine

fake news just like the yellowstone volcano

Good point

It's not as of our ancestors knew what they were doing when slaughtering all the world's wildlife. They were ignorant.

Everything is connected.

All the world's governments have known about the methane release eventuality for decades, a half century even.

When your worldview is that this world is a mirage or arena for supernatural beings to play with human life, with an immanent end time approachin this is exactly the kind of irresponsibility you'd expect.

You guys are all going to eat a shit sandwich because of it

I'm sure it would be easy to grow trees in that area.

Well we could ignite the methane and prevent it from escaping into the air.

You dumb idiot motherfucker

>Manufacture solar shades that block infrared wavelengths of light but not visible spectrum.
>put into orbit to reduce infrared hitting the planet
>manurer them to force the countries of political enemies to become significantly colder.

>design methane filter
>collect methane in neat compression tanks
>sell methane and methane accessories
>Shell, BP go bankrupt because Le cheapo* alternative for oil and gas that actually saves the world
>ecomentalists BTFO

Why? You could still pursue a life of excellence. Also, there's a slight hope that we can avoid this mess. Maybe the prediction is wrong. We got out of difficult times before. Engineers are thinking at various solutions.

What passivity. No rage? Indignation? No sentence of injustice? No sense of retribution? Nothing for its victims, nothing for its perpetrators?

You don't even live, I'd wager

Im waiting for this and that YellowStone(?) shit, like 2012.

>1 billion tons

Not an argument

>8282

Guys, I think we've inadvertently memed Braaap into existence

Light a fart and tell us what happens

>arctic ice doesn't float already

>THE MEDIA IS NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE OF OUR OUR LIFETIME

I don't even know how many times I've seen this said

Silver birch and a number of furs etc. yes it is! Especially now it's getting warmer!

Well it's true. You don't hear MSNBC, Fox news and friends cover this very extensively. Plus, Sup Forums loves sensationalist headlines.

Methane is a combustible natural gas. Top Gear has a bit where they showed you can make biofuel out of the methane collected from cow shit and run an ordinary diesel with it.

Wellll Texas is pretty firmly bible belt pastanigger

Your days are numbered medkit. Day of the minus when.

Leave it to Nederland to take a bad thing and turn it good....

Was it your country that has the smoke ring blowing recycling plant?

youtube.com/watch?v=_7pTd-mbSoo
This.

>he hasn't taken the blackpill yet

Isn't this an easy problem to fix? Just shoot the methan bubbles with .50 cal tracers and blow them up underground.

nah man we're fucked anyway, there is so much shit that could go wrong its just not worth it to even try.
Its over once it starts HAPPENING