I don't know why I still come here. I hate this fuckin' board and all you retarded shitheads. You guys ruined my life.
It happened a few years ago. I was in my late 20s and moved back in with my parents.
I was browsing Sup Forums in my room and I lived on the second story. I would often leave my window open because we didn't have AC.
So I'm on Sup Forums at night, and some random dude starts posting pictures of black penises. You know, one of those, "How can white men even compete?" trolls. I clicked on the topic to report him.
Then I heard a noise behind me. Behind me was a friend of the family on a ladder. He was checking out our roof (he did construction) to see if it needed replaced. I turned around and looked at him and he averted his eyes. No doubt he saw me sitting on my computer looking at a picture of a black penis.
Dude probably thought I was a fuckin' faggot. I'm pretty sure he told my parents because they acted weird around me the next few days.
You fuckin' motherfuckers. How can I explain to a couple Baby Boombers why I had a black penis on my monitor? Dude, no way can I fuckin' explain that. They probably think I'm a closeted homo.
Fuck you, Sup Forums. All of you each and individually, FUCK YOU!
Jacob Morgan
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Justin Taylor
Just tell them you're a faggot. You'll get social brownie points for that shit nowadays.
Josiah Green
very thinly veiled "please post black cocks" request thread
Jacob Gonzalez
Why fight it OP? You're obviously gay by the way you type.
Adrian Ramirez
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Brayden Taylor
>a few years ago I was in a BBC thread >fuck you pol how do I explain this to muh baby boomer parents >a few years later
Saaaaage
Logan Miller
>It happened a few years ago >they acted weird around me the next few days.
a) we don't fucking care b) you probably are a closet homo if you still cant stop thinking about it. c) this thread doesnt belong in Sup Forums saged
Carter Rogers
tl;dr but you come here out of habit. You need to sort yourself out.
Charles Rogers
how CAN white bois even compete though?
Thomas Lopez
>being cucked by a PICTURE of a black cock wew lad
Nolan Brooks
This is why I have my laptop on a small stand and go into my closet to use it. I don't have a lock on my door, so instead of anyone coming inside at anytime and seeing what I have on my screen, I go into my closet and close the door behind me. If someone comes into my room, I can hear them, and can close everything I need to before they open the closet door.
The negatives are obviously my family thinks its weird. I just tell them I like closed off spaces because it gets me more immersed when I'm playing games. The second one is it gets fucking hot as hell after an hour. 15 min if I'm jerking off.
Dylan Cox
Thats kids gotta be dead from that mouth
Angel King
>WAAH FUCK YOU Sup Forums YOU MADE ME CLICK ON BLACK PENISES
You are legitimately autistic. I hope mods ban you from Sup Forums permanently.
Jaxson Gonzalez
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Adrian White
Nice cover story you black penis looker.
Isaac Cruz
Severe autism
Aiden Walker
just tell him it was for a school project
Joshua Morgan
Why not admit you're just gay for dicks, homo?
Angel Russell
God I love this story, please be true!
Landon Robinson
>Get a hooker >Bring her to your room while family is in the house >Loudly fornicate with her >Parents no longer think you are gay >??? >Profit
Colton Johnson
It took you this long to come up with a shitty cover story? Hopefully it works out for you OP.