"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

>"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Grey = Luftwaffe (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black (or any other extremely dark color) = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = Your country joins the Axis and you personally lead their invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = Your country invades the Reich to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

Gas the kikes!

I'm white bro

This is fun

Roll

Im white man too

H-hi..hehe

Let's fucking do this.

PLS NOT JEW

Fuck yeah, Italian soldier sent to chill in coastal forts

cool

Rolling

Und tu Kamaraden

N-No Jews here, don't shoot

roll

Get out my way goy!

Nip

Here you go, Hans

anything for mein furer

How convenient!

DEPORT THE JUDEN TO MADAGASCAR, LEBENSRAUM NOW!

Fuckin' rolling

Am I red? Or purple?

Fuuuuuck I'm going to the eastern front

sieg rollen

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Hello and good to see a fellow white man such as myself these papers are just ceremonial for an honest person like me.

juden

Move along, Kameraden.

das boot

"Hier ist meine Papiere"

...

S-Sieg heil!

uh... sieg heil?

Roll

Roll

Guten Tag, Hans.

Here you go, komrade.

Into the oven you go

Rawlings :3

Claiming ID

I'm certainly not a Jew. Now where did I leave my shekels?

Heil hitler

Roll

Ja vohl!

rolllll

wew

Sieg Heil!

o/

>Red
>Dubs
So I'm a Stasserist? Rerolling for deployment.

hello fellow aryans

Here you go.

Roll

Rollin'

I do look good in an SS uniform

k

Turns out I give up my commie ways and get conscripted, reroll

Please, be gentle, senpai.

SS OFFICER REPORTING WITH ALL RELEVANT IDENTIFICATION!

Why? Did I die of typhus or allied inflicted malnutrition?

Das Rollan

roll

Rolling

fels gud man

Alright

>He doesn't know how to digits

Where the fuck is my Zyklon B Plus

Roll

heil

Hm ?

Nice! comfy position in the Berlin Luftwaffe!

kek

ROLLAN.

rawl

Lets see

Nice 4 me.
Heil

Well, howdy there

Ayyy

Oh Fugg :DDD

Reporting Sir!

Heil Hitler!

Sorry germanbros, where do I go?

i DON'T LIKE KISSING GUYS!

rolling

I believe everything is in order.

roll

Cheer up, you and I gonna kill some commies.

I deserve it tbqh

>J3W

Hans, care to explain?

noiice

Im here for my bike. Give it back

Master race here

Can I get a salute men?

Rollin

SS in Berlin, I won't be gomfy for long!

roll for auschwitz vacation

Shit thread, shit game

roll1

Well. Auschwitz it is.

Jjjjyg4roll

Here goes.

*nervously hands over papers*