Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of Sup Forums ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
Sounds like u need a bukkake chinese man
Also behind every Canadian shitpost is a depressed Canadian crying for help.
NO. kys
fuck off cunt I don't need anyone's approval
I have been feeling a bit sad lately to be honest lads
Behind every American shitpost is a right wing retard who regrets voting for Drumpf.
no one cares tho
vegemite is a real food
KYS
Wow, you are a funny guy! I wish I could have some vegemite, but alas...
Yeah but you're a fucking leaf. Day of the rake when?
not one of the dick sucking Americans on this board that prise your every move you guys are not funny in the slightest
Don't make me sick Alaska on you.
Speak for yourself, I don't want anyone's help.
I'm just crying.
Do you get paid for your shillpost when you leave them in a shitpost thread?
whats worse guys, canadian bogan or ozzy man bogan. im talkin your drunk 24 7 bogan
a fucking leaf deserves no sympathy
Rejoice! The Queen is dead. You're a free man now.
oh wait...
Hey bogan, Vegemite IS a real food.
I wouldn't want to fight an Emu either, have you seen the size of those fuckers?
We'll get through this.
>this coming from a fucking leaf
Is that fire still smouldering?
You should go jump into it.
Yeah but Canadians are gay cunts so it doesn't matter.
i get paid by the U.S. government per Sup Forums member i get to kill himself
ive got to pay for my tater tots somehow
Behind every Spurdo funpost is a happy RÖÖKIJÄBÄ YELLINGS MANCHILDS TO GROW BALLS AND SMOKE RÖÖKI :DDDDDD
Morning rööki appreciation starts NOW!!!
wrong
good i hope so
Fuck off cunt. I am happy as fuck. I am Australian. Shit doesn't get better than this!
It's okay m8, head down to the servo and get ya-self a pie.
Fuck off leaf.
Leafs are a horrible cancer but at least the have a purpose/existential meaning beyond being a device for US Naval power projection
Aussie exports, q1 2017:
>2nd biggest meme cancer exporter
>Historically decent bantz, but in a severe bantz recession
>still sending horrible roastie backpackers across globe
>ozone
>chinee
I think when the bannon crusade (WWIII) breaks out Straya' will be wiped out finally. Enjoy your decline
Australians are the missing link between the redditor and the Canadian.
If you don't burn tupakka then you are either vammainen, bullied or both.
Smoking is for socially kovat guys who women look lust for sex from alpha
this cunts got it right
we are literally in the greatest country on planet fucking earth cunts
>falling for the ozone jew
Mallun punaine is harsh like life but make you strong
I see a lot of rudeness and petty insults here on Sup Forums. Oh, sure, it's funny to insult a stranger. But let me tell you something you DON'T realize -
That Aussie you called a "shitposter"? His best mate just ran off with his sheila, and his other best mate died of a snakebite.
That Canadian you dismissed as a "leaf"? He just got priced out of his own hometown by a bunch of locusts from "Changsha" and "Shantou." He will never be able to afford property in the very place he grew up. How is that fair?
That Turk flag you called a "roach"? He's an exchange student from Spain, and is as horrified as everyone else.
Think before you post.
Your pasta is old and stale like ya mums cunt
Hey buddy, hockey IS a real sport.
All dresses chips aren't even half bad.
We're on this continent together guy.
What about the shitposters with our flag? I always assume they're shitskins.
at lest we have trees here you desert island dwelling bong
Fuck off faggot nigger burger
>that feel when I've got more (You)s than OP
Holy fuck I'm dying
Our women are whores. We are literally losing our own country to shitskins. We are losing our houses to gooks who don't even live in them. Our media is 110% jewed.
I think we're pretty happy considering.
fucking burger
I never give a (you) to OP.
I figure every post in the thread is an implied (you) to OP
I must say, at least you're better than leaves. I'm glad you're here straya, can't say the same about leaves.
so what even is vegimite? likes whats in it? how does it taste? how did it come to exist?
go into as much detail as you need, the most posts the better.
Rural and suburban retard*
its actually not bad desu
Yeast extract
>shitpost
wow. that soon?
It's made from the coagulated scum and dead yeast left over at the bottom of the tub when you make beer
I'm not joking
What about the feelings of Lithuanians? You do understand that every Lithuanian flag on Sup Forums will commit suicide in 3 months.
>so what even is vegimite?
Trade secret: it's the product of the vaginal secretions of thousands of Australian virgins who line up eagerly each spring to serve the national interest. This explains the surprising tanginess and bitter deliciousness, as well as the unusual virility of Australian men.
You keep talking about this diarrhea colored deliciousness but I can't even fucking find it in any store in my country.
Australia will be great again once we push Melbourne into the sea. Fucking hipster fuckwits
This is a legitimately funny post
You'll have to come here in person, mate. We'll welcome you warmly.
What the actual fuck guise?
truly the worst culture
Damn. I had tasted it once and found it vaguely familiar. Now I know.
wait what the fuck, you're not joking....how did this become so popular?
who saw shit like that and was like "damn...i should throw some spices in that and spread it slowly like warm butter."
...
Nah fuck Australians I wish your shitty island was glassed
You couldn't pay me enough to take a trip to spider island.
Ignore.
This is yet another Canadian jokester.
Rude, Australians are the victims of the emu war. Be nice to them.
Post more BLACKED
its still funny
I just took a cold shower and it sucked. I think I understand now why leaf posters are always so bitter.
If you think about it, Australia and Canada are the same, except one is hot and the other one is cold.
>their aboriginals/indians are drunk and so shit like drink mouthwash and gel soap
>both are former english colonies
>both have funny accents
>both have a relatively low population compared to their country's area
>both have large populations of chinese and indians
The sad decline of Jim Jefferies into A Legit Cuck is sad. Does the stupid fuck not grasp that Hitlery armed fucking terrorists in Syria for her Saudi and Zio Jew donors? Sad.
they are useless fucking cunts and hopefully more get killed by large birds
You'd rather be either place tho
You know what, you're right. Some Aussie cunt keeps posting bbc threads because he has a cuck fetish. Fuck them.
stop trying to make this about you, leaf.
say it again cunt I'll fuckin' glass ya
I have a jar of Vegemite in my pantry right now. What am I in for, and how do I eat this shit without looking like a dumbass Amerifat?
an australian.
grab a slice of bread, smear that shit one inch thick then insert into anal cavity
Throw it in the trash, you'll thank me later.
Wakey, wakey. Time for rakey.
...
just keep the spiders away and ill come
aussies are born already insane, arent they?
it's fine, the big ones only come out in summer and rain season
oh boy, australian winter shitposting begins!
The American you see making a stupid post is a nigger or a beaner.
looks like shes riding dick
Bern'yo'self
It's in their genes
>Australian hours on the weekend
Guess i'll leave Sup Forums for the night.
winter is almost non existant and it rarely dips below 15 degrees C
How'd you get a red Australian flag, my dude?
doesn't matter, real straya hours are coming back.
...
you're thinking of the UK my dear
Vegemite is NOT a real food and never will be. That being said, you Aussies are funny, you Aussies can be smart, and I enjoy the banter Aussies can often deliver.
FUCK LEAFS.
He's a dirty commie
you couldnt even glass the emus faggit
Back to plebbit you massive faggot
Vegemite tastes like shit
I tasted it once and never will again.