Make sure to renew your sugar license by Friday lads, they can legally check houses now. Legislation that got passed last parliament (fucking lib dems & labour allied to pass it through) allows for the inspection of private residences starting this year/2017.
Unlicensed possession of high-sugar content goods or sugar in pure form can carry a fine of up to £1,000 for first time offence.
Renew it this weekend lads.
Protip: If you get the combined sugar & caffeine license, you can save 35%
You can get fined for having sugar?
Dear god what the fuck is wrong with you people
I only need weed, my friend.
cant be real
>LAND OF THE FR-
oh wait
Got mine 2 weeks ago cheers. Friendly bump to help remind others.
What the fuck
Sucks to be you. I gave up sugar for lent.
what is this shit. I cant find anything under sugar license
>Having a food substance is illegal in this world.
I'm pretty sure you pay the sugar tax at the time of purchase and only retailers need a license to sell.
Someone had to fix your teeth, Iam sorry but this was the only way.
If you don't file in your sugarlicense before the end of march you will have to get one next year.
>tfw you have to travel abroad to make any sufficiently big batches of cookies
Britan < Literally any other country
I can finally afford it this year
Sweetened tea here I come
PROTIP THAT ALL BRITS SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
1. If you leave all sugary products in your car you don't need a licence provided an engine size < 1300cc
2. Scones, crumpets and marmalade are exempts
>be British
>it's 5 o'bong, just got home from work
>time for tea
>move rug aside, pull bag of white powder from stash under the floorboards
>SAS kicks throws a flashbang through window, then kicks down the door
>while I'm zip tied on the floor, one of them sticks his finger in the bag and tastes some of the white powder
>"It's sugar, lads. This bloke's roight snoggered now!"
>get hauled off by the police while a peaceful muslim immigrant runs over half a dozen people across the street for unclear reasons while screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR"
>tfw got 20 lashes from the Sharia Patrol yesterday for carrying alcohol in a Sharia Enforced Zone
You were lucky this time, my mate got 35 lashes for carrying 3 bottles of whiskey.
They almost found out that he is gay which would have resulted in getting thrown down from the Big ben.
Oh shit I thought the renewal date was the 1st of September! Dunno what the fuck I'm gonna do. I'm in work all weekend.
If only. They should have such a license. And a blood + BMI test is linked to getting it.
No it is March 31.
Weeew you know your close to an apocalyptic recession when they start restricting sugar and other high calorie foods for conversations purposes but secretly called it a "Tax" or "health" reasons. RIP, i can see this happening to my country soon too. shits about to hit the fan globally.
> MFW planning to pay cash using old £1 coins only
> MFW planning to leave bag of cash at the Sugar Licence Office on 31 March at 16.55
> MFW old pound coins expire the next day
> MFW They can't legally do or say anything
speaking of sugar, quick reminder that Haiti has been a slave plantation for over 500 years and still is today. Haiti is populated by imported slaves from Africa, the people weren't originally black. Thanks, sugar trade.
en.wikipedia.org
>Slavery is still practiced in Haiti today. As many as half a million children are unpaid domestic servants called restaveks, who routinely suffer physical and sexual abuse. Additionally, human trafficking, including child trafficking is a significant problem in Haiti; trafficked people are brought into, out of, and through Haiti for forced labor, including sex trafficking.
>Fly to Britain to see a friend
>We go to a restaurant
>Manager refuses to get us a table and tells me I have to leave, but my friend can stay
>We leave and ask him what that was about
>He says because of the sugar license, businesses have to pay an amount based on how much sugar they use
>They won't serve Americans because we consume roughly fifty times the amount of sugar than the average Brit
>This angers and traumatizes me so much that I start to experience phantom foreskin pain
>Don't even have an emergency two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola to calm me down since the TSA made me chug it all before I could go through security
Fucking Brits
>Apocalypse = stopping people poisoning themselves
Are you a lemming or something?
Donuts and muffins are high-fat. Americans and other fatties around the world eat so much fucking dietary fat, they don't even notice it anymore. It's like drinking water to them.
blimey I will miss the deadline
hold me lads ;_;
England, you scare me. Who do you seek to possibly impress with these hijinks?
Is this a game?
It is. It was even reported in the news here.
Fat doesn't cause obesity, though. Carbs do. It's why soda is the leading cause of obesity.
I personally see nothing wrong with this
>Tax sugar
>Tax trans fats
>Tax drugs and hookers after legalising them
Maximum choice and maximum shekels for the Govt
>tfw your government is unironically thinking of bringing in a sugar
sugar tax*
They won't, though. The (((sugar industry))) has too much power. Same way there was meant to be a bigger tax on booze, but it didn't materialise.
tv licenses and now sugar licenses what will you think of next
also no source so im a little skeptic
The sugar tax isn't as bad as American "people" will have you believe. I'll be the first to admit I was opposed to it at first but I think Theresa May was right to do it, we have a serious obesity problem in this country and sugar is far too cheap. It was actually common in some areas to see people walking down the street eating directly from a 1kg bag of sugar as if it was a snack. After a Mr Pickles was secretly filmed putting 10 teaspoons of sugar into his tea the public support shot up.
A sugar tax in itself isn't a bad thing if implemented right.
BRITAIN YES
Our specific group of Morrison stores failed three random examinations for selling high-glucose energy drinks to kids under 16 in the past week. If this happens again the group could lose its rights to sell all high-glucose energy drinks and the specific store that fails fined a few grand along with the employee being disciplined up to being genuinely fired.
>have a bit of background knowledge that led to this
bbc.co.uk
Alright lads I can't actually make it to the sugar office before Monday, which is too late as others have said. I do only have a little bit of sugar left atm though...would I be okay if I just use the rest of it before then? Can they legally do anything if you don't physically have any sugar left?
You still need your license, that's shits still in most things you don't expect.
so because a small minority cant control themselves everyone else has to pay for their mistakes?
Is that why you banned guns over there too?
The darwin award exists for a reason these stupid people should be allowed to die off not get a law to help protect them. Is it too much to ask for that stupid people die? All i want is for humanity to move forward into something better. Instead we are helping the lowest of the low in an effort to make the average person feel better about themselves. I ask you why not help the best and brightest and improve society from the top down?
Fuck the sugar licensing issue right now, lad. Penis inspection day is two weeks from Monday and they're just going to give all the fucking Mohammeds a pass like last year, without even checking them.
I left Essex and moved to Canada for this very reason.
Aspartame master race checking in.
Sugar Inspectors cannot legally enter your home without your consent, unless they have a warrant, or are accompanied by a Police Officer in uniform.
... or just don't answer the door this week.
WTF I still need a licence? I keep a small amount of sugar for friends who like sugar in their tea but it's only a gramme or two, I thought that counted as 'personal use'. It's not like I'm running a production line.
Remember that we have the NHS, so if we let retards eat and drink what they wany we end up paying for them later
Personally i think there should be mandated health standards that people must follow
>1 post by this id
>cancer
>a food item is too cheap, govt plz fix
Jesus fuck, at one point these people controlled the largest empire in human history, now they probably couldn't colonize their own back garden.
>all these baited mongs
British humour at its finest.
Hehe I always manage to squirm out of penis inspection day. I just eat a ton of Pajeet food and 'can't make it'.
Jokes aside though, can anyone confirm this? I've never missed my sugar license deadline before, but can they not get warrants even for first time offenders? I really don't want the sugar inspector to come into my house. Deffo not gonna be answering the door though, that's for sure.
> Living in sugar tax haven
I could smuggle you a bakewell tart lads
Matey, for once OP wasnt a faggot. Re-read OPs top post:
>Unlicensed possession of high-sugar content goods or sugar in pure form
>Unlicensed possession of high-sugar content
>possession of high-sugar content
>high-sugar content
>post something on Sup Forums
>dont provide source
>they actually believe it
Thanks guys, just posted this to reddit, were all laughing at you
I remember when they tried to tax courtesy corn over here. Shit got shutdown quick.
Sauce? Do we need licenses for sauces now too?
I fucking HATE this country!
Thanks based bong for reminding me. My licence renewal form was on my hallway table already to be posted. Don't want the sugar daddies busting in on me
I am visiting the UK next month, where do I apply for a tourist license?
also, will i be able to bring sweets with me on the airplane?
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Bringing sweets is fine as long as you pay the confectionery tax on your way through customs.
Shouldn't be more than 100 kroons though user, so you'll be alright.
socialized healthcare is a mistake it gives a cushion to the lowest pieces of filth. We cant move forward while we baby the worst of humanity if they want to die so be it but socialized medicine has bastardized this.
Dear god we are literally becoming the movie Idiocracy. Just instead of stupid white people its blacks and muslims. Everything in society from welfare to medicine is being designed around helping the worse of society. I want to find a way to stop it these people need to die.
>Possession of sugar and high-sugar goods requires a license.
>Can inspect private residences for these things
What the fuck, Britain, is this real? How cucked is your government?!
not such a small minority anymore :^(
Big sugar has taken a stranglehold on the west, it's a fact that refined sugar and corn syrup have been a serious part of the death knell of our once proud civilization.
I advise you to look into the statistics on obesity and what happened just after the war. This is true in America as well as Britain, the United Sugar Company is a Saudi Arabian industry worth billions and it has grown every single year over the past decades and not "coincidentally" has donated several million to the democratic party. It's actually a miracle that such a tax was brought in at all given the current climate.
The only comparable thing here right now I would argue is Big Plastic, Big Carpet and Big Train but I expect those will never truly be solved.
Got nicked for an illegal bike wheel lads
All that was needed lad.
>that explains britbong teeth
what's up with that tv and radio tax when's that due?
n do u still gotta call the government to unlock your porn for a half hour when you wanna jerk it?
and do they have like steak knives at restaurants? or do I just cave man it?
Don't be racist it's only bad when white people do it
Whites can be stupid and retarded too dumbass. In fact Britain has a much higher percentage of whites as a part of the population than America, and they make up the majority of their obese population.
You have to ask the customs officers in something to declare though about the confectionary tax as they don't explicitly tell you yet they're more than happy to fine you.
ah thanks for the information.
does this also apply to Worcestershiresauce, or is that still within legal boundaries? I heard people talking about government provided sauce rations, along with the new bootleg-biscuit razzias. will i be able to bring my own sauce?
>implying your Mcdonalds style healthcare is any better
I went to a hospital in the USA last year and they LITERALLY had a menu on the wall.
>broken leg: $50,000 with a special Mother's day deal
>2 broken legs for the price of 1
>viral infection: $4000
>Physio: $10,000
>heart attack: $75,000
>cancer: $5,000,000
lol wut.
This is why I left that shitty country
>the gov't is a good place to put money
because we all know no one is more fiscally responsible that someone who gets tons of money for doing nothing. bet they wont spend it all on destroying europe further.
fag
Oi m8y, I may be about to be in a little kerfuffle of a snag.
>just back from Greggs
>24 pack of hot cross buns
>6 x 4 packs of cream buns
>2 iced yum yums
Now I don't expect the cream buns to last very long as I have the extended ragtag in-laws coming round to vulture on my hospitality this dear old mam's Sunday, and well the iced yum yums are already gone - stuffed fearfully down me gob as soon as I read your post m8 - but how big a nasty accident are the 24 hot cross buns? If you suppose each bun has roughly 15-20 raisins in then will I be taxed per the sugar in each raisin or by pound of bun? It was my brain bong to freeze them and have one a day up till Easter. Will it get me dear old mam in trouble if I put 10 in her freezer for swapsies?
Fun fact lads, the sugar inspectors don't have the legal authority to enter your household, so don't let them intimidate you, if they stop by just say you're vegan and shut the door.
I think this British guy I know is smuggling sugar from here back to the u.k is there a number to call to report him?
Friend got turned in by his neighbors. What is this world coming to?
shoo shoo medpack
Personally i'd have such radical changes that a authortarian state work
Shame i've got another 20+ years to go until i'm in power
>As of March 31st 2017 HRM Cane and Granulated Sugar license will see an increase in price of 15%
fuck sake lads no way i can afford it this year
Ehhh that might not be the best idea desu. Some areas have sauce inspection on a weekly basis.
If you are found with unauthorised sauce, you could face jail time and a mandatory sauce tax backpayment. It's bullshit really because if you're from another country such as yourself, from De Nederlands, you SHOULD be covered under EU sauce regulations, but you know how the EU is...
You could, however, mail it to the place you're going to be staying at. Do not sign for it though. You can still have plausible deniability that way.
Yeah but they can still rummage through your bins for evidence of high sugar content products. Not all of us like sniffing plastic fumes
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>forgot to get my license license. Can't license anything for six weeks while it goes through unless I expedite it for 619GBP
>paying to eat cancer
You realise it was whites who brought the blacks there
I always base my points if I was in charge, or a way to persuade the Govt to legalise it
I'd have the entire bunch of MPs + Lord executed and replaced
You're fucked, m8. Luckily I do have my licence license this year. Mostly a waste of money though seeing as I forgot my fucking sugar licence anyway.
Fuck this country
>it's white peoples fault Africans still have a slave trade
Nigger you dumb
>phantom foreskin pain
Mega fucking kek
tally ho, thanks chap.
you better not have incriminated butterscotch by the time i visit
It's true user
If mummy may doesn't tell us whats good for us then how on earth are we meant to know??
Wait.... are you fucking with us?
The trick is to keep your rubbish in until you can see the truck.
A few people have tried that but there are videos on youtube of sugar wardens knocking non stop for 2 hours till people give in...
And how are we meant to weigh our rubbish for HR revenue & customs if we do that? Stupid plan.