This is now a Paul Joseph Watson Vocaroo Thread

This is now a Paul Joseph Watson Vocaroo Thread.

Type what you want and I'll read it out in his voice.

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>DID yew noe that nointy-foor purcent of peoble do not trost the maynestreem medeor?

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:>

Doesnt work m8

My name jeff

i hate niggers
i hate jews
i hate arabs and spics too

this is a bot sage immediately, they've already posted asuka and white boi compete threads with the vocaroo

"My kill face is fucking shit. I actually fuck muslim women in the ass."

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>fuck muslim women in the ass
>not getting fucked by tiny arab cock

Wrong lyrics, cunt

Spell icup

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You are fake news

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ALways knew he was /ourguy/

War in the middle east that has continued for more than 20 years had zero contribution to arab immigrant crisis. It's because some cultures are better than others.

kek

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KEEEEEEK!

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Suck my white privileged cokkk

Hmm, this is a quality bread

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sorry i dont do it for swedes
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>The Mosin Nagant is a meme weapon. It is not actually special or good, and is just for poorfags and hipsters. 7.62×54mmR does not have better ballistics that 7.62×51mm NATO. Get yourself a real rifle and not some memed up slavshit.

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>at a coffee shop
>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

George Soros is a globalist jew, now imagine my shock

Im australian

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This hand of mine glows with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKE THIS!
MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
SHINING FINGER!

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Say

"Paul Joseph Watson here, did you know that Australians make up more than 85% of the shit posters on the Sup Forums image board 'politically incorrect'?"

...

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Wrong link. It's the same as this

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*Setting: Living room of his flat talking to his Asian GF*

"Yeah love, you're absolutely right!"
"I need to separate myself from Alex and the Infowars moniker, he's old and he's done it's my time to shine, all of generation z will be mine!"

*End Scene*

Why does Paul seem very distant from Alex compared to their earlier work-relationship?

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This is Rabbi Chaim Goldstein with a message for you, Australia

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You, user, ARE A GODDAMNED DELICATE GENIUS.

Say

"Hitler did absolutely nothing wrong"

Please do

this is the only thing worth recording, do a good job at it to faggit

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Other than Dr Karl Kennedy you're my favourite Aussie. Cheers.

i did it user

Say

"Listen here feminists, if you ever confront me in public, I'll give you a proper punishment. I'll strip you down, check you out from top to bottom, then stick my fat pepe in your arse to make you shut up. Mark my words."

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I put that one on his kikebook page. top kek

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HAhaha, my fucking sides

Apologies anons, got this one mixed up. Here ya go :)
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Brazil superpower by 2020

"Hey Dallas, it's me, Paul Joseph Watson. Goodnight."

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"Donald J. Drumpf is an orange, fascist zionist manbaby."

PLEASE DO

Very important, last one I need

nice

ffs it gave me the wrong link again
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This thread is fucking gold, best Aussie.

Can you say

>conservatishm is the neew countah-cultuh, I'm so cool

fucking KEK

MY FUCKING SIDES

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This is a good thread.

nice

Why does Sup Forums hate PJW? Sure, his persona is memeworthy, but we need people like him to make the red pill palatable to the mainstream.

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he's /ourguy/ tho, just a bit of banter

"OI GLITCH. This isn't the time for music, lad! It's the time for sleep!"

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I swear this is PJW's long lost Australian cousin

>Banging traps IS NOT A LEGITIMATE FORM OF PROTEST

PLEASE FELLOW AUSSIE I LOVE U

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How can we be sure this isn't really PJW?

Liking traps and futa doesn't make you gay; as long as the boy is cute, it's not gay. The dick only makes it better

ahahahaah thanks mate, ur a legend

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He's upset that we think english people sound silly

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>I once stuck my penis in a light socket, IMAJUN MY SHOCK

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lmfao, i honestly didnt think youd sound like him, but you did. bretty spoopy senpai!

One more srry

"My name is Paul Joseph Watson and I am formally admitting that I shilled for Hilary Clintons campaign on multiple websites, including one known as Sup Forums. I know many of you may be shocked, but at the time I had no choice and was low on money. They offered me a solid paycheck weekly as long as I did as I was told. I am sorry to all my fans and viewers, but I've decided to close my channel and other various social media accounts for the time being. I don't know when I'll be back, but I hope this time apart will help you understand, that we couldn't let Trump get his hands on the nuclear codes."

Please keep giving ones like this.
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holy fuck you sound so much like him

HERE YOU GO ITS A BIG ONE

PIC RELATED

Conservatism (pause) is the new (pause) punk (pause) rock!

His girlfriend is blonde, his brother is married to an asian. Is paul generation millenial? I'd imagine he's around 25- early 30s

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Already did it

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oops sorry

put some effort in m8, you just sound like an abo cunt

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