B-but women can't be funny!

>B-but women can't be funny!

Want to try that one again Sup Forums? I'll wait.

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Name one. Single. Female comedian. Not an actress whose lines are written by a man. Post a single funny woman, in the history of humanity

I'll wait.

She is not funny

Amy Schumer?

>Want to try that one again Sup Forums? I'll wait.
Women aren't funny though.

tina fey is also a writer though

Oh hey guys I'm just doing my so fabulous oh so quirky and original humor. I know what you're thinking: it's just soooo stereotypical that you really have to wonder if it's humor at all and not just a set of behaviors you're conditioned to have an amused reaction at but you know I'm kind of awkward and a loser but also maybe vaguely cute so maybe you'll laugh oh and also my vagina

I'm fine with Tina desu

She's objectively not funny. See the following important part of my post
>Post a single funny woman
>funny

Sweden, could you inject some testosterone into your eye before posting here, please?

amy schumer.

Tina Fey is definitely one of the few genuinely funny female comedians I can think of.

Brittany Venti makes me laugh at times.

the only funny women are the ones who shitpost ironically

Women can be funny. When they try to emulate male humor. Which is what most female comedians do.

In general women aren't funny, because they don't need to.

But I have a lot of testosterone, I lost my virginity to a swedish girl at 14 and had a beard at 15.

All it took was a traumatic childhood that didnt end up in drugs or alcoholism or other degenerate behaviour and nice ass and titties

That probably happens about 1 in a million times

Leslie Jones

She didn't write her lines

does anyone remember that fat girl lisa lampanelli? she was a dumb degenerate whore who constantly joked about BBC but she was funny sometimes and openly called niggers niggers and fags fags to their face

Lisa Lampanelli, Kathleen Madiagan, old Kathy Griffin. There are funny women, but the ones you see promoted heavily today are all fucking garbage.

Its a tough one.
not written by a man.. id have to go abroad no pun intended.
Catherine Ryan
Diane Morgan
Aisling Bea

Im not vouching that these women are as funny as men, but they are quick and full of zingers on panel shows.

Still waiting.

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Why Sup Forums, why do you keep falling for this ploy? How hard is it to hover over the ID and see you are swallowing hook line and sinker while the fisherman has gone home because he doesn't even enjoy eating fish, he just enjoys the idea of fish suffering.

Tina Fey isn't and never was funny. 30 Rock is a Dunning-Kruger show for middle aged normies that managed to grow out of Big Bang Theory

that autistic girl that covered herself with peanut butter

>Saturday Night Live
>Golden Globes

none of those things are remotely funny

>Muh Vag XD

Of course they can, I laugh at women all the time

You have a beard which is code for you have a female that pretends to like you so you can claim you arent a faggot.

Also trannies arent women

It's not that women can't be funny, it's that women aren't funny.

Humour is a completely subjective thing, but women are objectively worse at it than men. There may be female comedians and comedy writers - even some very good ones, but they will never even begin to approach the talent and ability of the best males in the business.
The reasons as to why that is so, is open for debate.

idk my gf is funny sometimes i guess

Women CAN be funny, sure. But usually they don't have to be so aren't. Most that are funny either are unattractive or were unattractive at some formative period in their life. Tina Fey is funny. Morgan Murphy is funny.

see generally: Hitchens on why women aren't funny:
vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

In my experience men who don't find female comedians funny are just intimidated and inadequate to actually satisfy a woman.

youtube.com/watch?v=BfVH2HFVsng

it's reddit, circle-jerking is in there dna

Tina is actually funny though. She isn't my favorite but I usually don't mind if she's on. And I'm not just saying this because she's a total qt

Medpak, Joan Rivers was bretty gud

>see this thread last week
>post Carol Burnett in the curtain rod dress
>find out that whole gag was the idea of the costume designer (man)

Women aren't funny.
/Thread.

You contrarian edgelords are the worst.
>if a movie/show becomes popular, it's shit targeted for bluepilled troglodytes
>if a movie/show receives critical claim but underperforms in ratings/box office, it was for pseudo-intellectuals and it was never good
The only movies/shows you like are either ones that were once valued but are now forgotten by the masses.

There was a chick on the original HWNDU who was legitimately funny, she called a black libtard a "dindu" and she was shouting "ayo! hold up!" to him lol.

Let's try it again:

>Women can't be funny AS THEIR PRIMARY OCCUPATION

Honestly Tina Fey is the only female I can think of that can be genuinely funny

Samantha Bee.

Thank me later, kiddo.

You should kys.

all she talks about is sex, like any other ones, while claiming she does not like sex nor promiscuity

women suck amiwhite

i don't watch trash

Roseanne

Tracy Morgan was literally the only good thing about that show.

cause all girls do is have sex, chad dick every day. to them sex is like how we jerk off, we do it and its easy. they think life is like that for guys because theyre solipistic animals worthy of contempt.

I enjoyed 30 Rock but Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin carried that show.

every attempt at humor from her character was passive-aggressive non sequitur.

Was that Brittany Venti lol?

low IQ weeaboo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHA. The funniest thing about Any Schumer is pretending she's funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=wjcfdnqSvT0
Chonda Pierce makes me laugh, but that might be due to my upbringing, since she reminds me of a few of my relatives.

Phyllis Diller?
Idk drawing a blank here senpai

french Florence Foresti

>>B-but women can't be funny!

>Want to try that one again Sup Forums? I'll wait.

Actually, I did bitch. I don't think your that funny. You're more sexy than funny. I'm sorry, that's a thing. Guys will laugh at anything a woman says when you're sexy. Now say if you got fat like Amy Schumer, then you wouldn't be funny anymore. But you'd probably still go down on Amanda Poller, and I think that sounds like a funny thought.

I'm waiting.

They have to be human, not bovine. They also have to be funny

We never said they couldn't. It's just those "comedians"who think that they are funny because they are women.

Name a single funny person from Switzerland. Not an actor whose lines get written by a German.

You're not American, are you? You sound like you have an IQ of 85.

Memes aside I'm starting to realize that Tina Fey was never funny.

>You're not American, are you? You sound like you have an IQ of 85.

Are you going to actually say something or are you a weeee lil' mouse?

Quick Sup Forums, name one right winged comedian besides Alex Jones.

>Are you going to actually say something or are you a weeee lil' mouse?
And Sup Forums said russian shills with proxies aren't real. Or are you Tommy Wiseau?

Tina Fey.
"Oh look at me, I eat food. Please watch me do something so self absorbed that it would never be funny in real life. I'm sooo funny."
SNL only ever had a few good years and those were decades ago.

>the Swiss must rely on Germans for their humor
Mein Gott in Himmel

>Quick Sup Forums, name one right winged comedian besides Alex Jones.

Austrians are full retard... Especially the ones that try to speak English. It's all you can do to stay serious when they talk and not want to bust their nose at the same time.

she's not funny though

Tina Fey has all of her shit written by (((yous)))

Illana Glazer

The guys have to have some curtains around the stage if you know what I'm getting at here, you know, some meat curtains at the ol' sausage party....

I think it's hilarious you're trying to talk shit about my English yet you sound like you're posting in a basement three miles away from Chernobyl.

The only reason men find her funny is because she is (was) bangable.

>I think it's hilarious you're trying to talk shit about my English yet you sound like you're posting in a basement three miles away from Chernobyl.

No I'm not talking about your English, I just checked in on Facebook at your mom's house.... You're in America and you think I am not for some fucked up reason because you're on tor

>The only reason men find her funny is because she is (was) bangable.

Thank you. The I's have it, it's pretty Mich a consensus. Sorry OP, unless you're Tiny Fey go home, or you can stick around and blow us

Who is she? Someone show some examples of her being funny.

Yeah I got a lot more laughs from her show than I expected to going in, it's really great

The Hillary plot line is pure cringe though.

LMAO'ing about your life user, I'm genuinely curious were you're from. Even half-literate Pacos have a better grasp of English than you do.

>LMAO'ing about your life user, I'm genuinely curious were you're from. Even half-literate Pacos have a better grasp of English than you do.

Nigga I'll have you know, I know more about blowjobs than your 300 lb sister who escorts for mother fuckin' Juan Estaban from Rio del Porto ok, he appeared in 4 episodes of Chips and was a backup singer for Ricky Iglesias on ice, so now you know where to find me, you want to dance with a tumble weed essay?

tina fey can only do one type of joke. and that is very dry, clumsy, and sarcastic skits where she makes a small "mistake" and then dryly makes fun of herself for having made a mistake. she has good comedic timing, but its just the same joke no matter what.

"I bought some kale: the kale was too expensive: Oh no I dropped the kale on the floor woe is me"

Seriously snl turned to dogshit when she became the head writer. Also fuckin terrible on weekend update.

I didn't know Sarah Palin was a comedian

I quite like Kathrine Tate and the lady from The Vicar of Dibbly

This.

Lucille Ball, Physllis Diller, and Joan Rivers. These were some brutal bitches.

There will never be any Female comics as hilarious as any one of those three. Maybe Maria Bamford but that's about it.

I can't wait for the women fad to end.