You sit around, jacking off to frogs, inserting memes into your anus, and eating bad food. Not good.
Well, I am the reincarnation of William the Conqueror. Yes, you heard that right you fucking titty.
Now listen to me. You want to change your life. I am giving you the secret right now. Follow my list of rules, DO NOT BREAK THEM. If you do, that's ok. Just start over. Keep going until you can do these rules, for 6 months straight.
Only then - will you see the truth. ------------------ Career - You should be an entrepreneur. Take an idea you like, validate it with a target audience, then sell it to them. Its not fucking rocket science.
Relationships - Dont ignore family or friends. Ignore shit people
Vices to stop immediately- No Sugar No Bread No Fried Foods No Alcohol No Smoking No Junk Food No Porn/Sex/Masturbation No Bullshit sites including this one and reddit. Anything that wastes time. No Sad songs/No dark ambience No hot sauce No high salt
Resolutions - Downtime or bored? Read a book Any vice addiction urge? Close your eyes, take 10 deep breaths, and focus on each breath Any shit person? Excuse yourself and walk away`
I'm a descendant of William the Conqueror. Why did you have to cut Harold Godwinson up into pieces great grandpa? That was excessive.
Adam Bailey
not politics
Jose Davis
What is it with the bread hate lately?
Parker Perez
saps your energy. try it for one day, thank me later
because i wanted to now go and make me something peasant
Caleb Ramirez
But I'm your descendant. Doesn't that make me at least part royal?
Julian Campbell
what have you done that is royal?
Lincoln Robinson
>be an entrepreneur Easier Said Than Done: The Post
Nathan Stewart
Well shit dude you were just a bastard son of a duke and then you invaded England after Harald Hardrada did most of the hard work. Your biggest strategic success was that a storm prevented you from invading earlier.
Anthony Allen
again, what have you done? what do you consider your best?
Hudson Jackson
>No hot sauce Why?
Jaxon Miller
quit being a pussy you faggot
Landon Rivera
Nah, it's just pretty shitty rules all and all.
Alexander Watson
Oh yea and you cut off a bunch of people's hands for making fun of your mom. Also not cool.
Easton Roberts
triggers too much endorphins which leads to other endorphin rushing behaviors
Nathan Gray
I have a job, I'm in college, and career goals I work toward. So fuck you faggot. kys.
Parker Adams
Wow - still a slave. Good for you
Josiah Wilson
No bread means no communion. Into hell I go :v
Christopher Powell
>Vices to stop immediately: >no sugar
That's why they called you William the bastard
Samuel Flores
Fucking right bitch
Jeremiah Phillips
bread is bad for you
Caleb Green
>make life even more insufferable than it already is no thx famalam
Matthew Ward
Did they promote you to manager of Wendys this morning?
Elijah Anderson
you lack discipline and control. control your mind and you will feel unbridled power, so much power that you could control the world.
hey fucker, i dont make fun of your prostitution career, dont make fun of mine. treat others how you want to be treated. follow the golden rule you fucking donkey
Gabriel Thompson
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Parker Murphy
bread is only bad for you because the jews absolutely fucked it up
btw i agree with what you have listed in the first post besides the high salt - salt is fine.
Bentley Reed
Or you could just not be a pussy and use self control
Jaxson Nelson
its not bait if its true
Henry Allen
>can't handle hot sauce >adds it to shit list kys faggot
Wyatt Moore
tell me of an example when you used self control. go ahead, im waiting.
Brayden Jackson
Getting jacked and a doctorate, your turn
Hunter Wood
no, the entire list must be followed. high salt is bad. and bread is bad for you
Joshua Diaz
go ahead and get high from another thing besides yourself. hot sauce is a drug and you know it
Chase Kelly
D R O P P E D
Adam Murphy
Fucking weak bitch. 220lbs, 12% BF, and launching a self made product as an entrepreneur. Enjoy a life of ripping off of other researchers as you've done nothing in your life and built anything yourself.
Nolan Williams
You really lost me at no hot sauce.
Why?
I eat hot sauce on my eggs every goddamn time.
Owen Bennett
How would you get high from yourself? Are you talking about meditation or just the renewed energy gained from following your advice?
Hunter Reyes
hot sauce is a hidden drug
Lucas Carter
Hot sauce fucks with your endorphins. Its a gateway drug that leads to other shit.
Joshua Reyes
Fuck yes, this is basically what I've been trying to follow for the last couple months.
Brayden Gutierrez
You know Billy Mitchell is all of the things you wish you were and he loves hot sauce.
Fuck off.
Bentley Nelson
you would idolize another person instead of yourself
Caleb Wilson
keep trying until you do it. We are here for you. You will feel the power to make you rich
Noah Jones
Good advice, but lost on Sup Forumstards. In fact just following one of those things improves your life significantly. Doing all those at once for most people ends up making them crash though.
Robert Roberts
that is true. You just have to believe in yourself
Anthony Bailey
Well color me surprised pol. I thought I had warriors here. Nothing but a bunch of pussies with crutches. Makes me sick
Tyler Bennett
>be me >graduate from college with bachelors in media/mass communication. >get shit job at news organization (end goal was entertainment industry) >get two decent promotions in 4 years but still not satisfied >tired of regurgitating bulkshit stories to fit a (((narrative))), owner of the station is a literal Jew I think (classic signs). >decide to find a new career and research what's in demand now and in the future-healthcare, specifically an MD, being a good option. >study for MCAT test and do well so I'm able to enroll in medical anytime. >after med school, open small pain management and opioid dependence clinic since that seems to be a growing problem and a shortage of doctors. >??? >profit
How does this plan sound?
Matthew Anderson
sounds like a fucking plan now do it and stop pussyfooting around
Xavier Gomez
I outlined my plan below, but I have a lot of vices. Cigarettes, coffee, fucking love bread, sex is pretty awesome too, like recreational drugs. I also procrastinate a lot, but still made decent college grades. I realize that you'll never be able to truly be independent (financially and other ways) working for someone else.
Everyone on this board needs to realize working for someone else is not going significantly better your life.
Hudson Ward
>Well, I am the reincarnation of William the Conqueror. Yes, you heard that right you fucking titty.
Landon Brooks
>no hot sauce
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Carson Morales
well, im glad you see the faults and have plans to fix them. kudos.
if you fail at getting better, just keep trying. it will work out in the end. we are here for you. thanks for sharing your journey
Jeremiah Robinson
>getting people addicted to drugs
Sounds like you're the Jew.
Joshua Ward
hot sauce gives you the same rush as jacking off. do you want to jack off, then jack off with your food? how much discipline do you lack jesus christ
Zachary Martin
>bread saps energy
Now, I eat almost nothing but bread and I'm pretty fat. Also very low energy. Are you saying that if I stop eating bread I'll be fine?
Logan Gray
Stop eating bread, i already fucking told you. Seriously, follow my list. Just do it. For one day at least, you can do that... can't you? I believe in you. Do you believe in yourself?
Colton Cooper
I'm not white though so I'm not allowed to improve myself
David Cooper
>LARPing as shit-tier historical figure only to give basic bitch shit-tier advice.
Get out of Sup Forums
Easton Lewis
oh yes old 4channer, tell me your ways. show me your threads of "red pilling", race inferiority and how cucking is a crisis. Get the fuck out brit, you havent done a damn thing on my list
Eli Flores
what is your race? and why cant you improve yourself?
Nathan White
This thread actually came up on a day I am trying to self improve. IMO the only way to really stop leftist scum is to just self improve. The rest will fall into place.
Mason Nelson
> Works out > "Launches" a product which will most likely fail > Thinks he's successful
Jonathan Sanders
lol @ this gay white knight
Angel Price
>what is your race? brown
>and why cant you improve yourself? brown genetics
Jacob Richardson
>No Sad songs/No dark ambience >No hot sauce
Sorry. I just can't get on board with these two.
Blake White
>white knight
Literally not knowing what white knight means on the internet.
I swear you underage B& should really lurk moar and not out yourself like this.
Jayden Williams
now we are talking
thinks? you fag, i already launched. and it was extremely successful. jesus christ, im trying to help you neets yet all you want is sorrow and misery. get the fuck out of here
Joseph Bailey
You also just might be more naturally intelligent then most and that is why you were successful.
Keep in mind that the average person that would lurk Sup Forums, specially Sup Forums has a sub human IQ and has no way to deal with the real world.
Landon Rogers
i dont get it. what is stopping you?
then you wont make it
Cooper Morales
This is an 18+ board William. Reported.
Oliver Cruz
I actually appreciate this advice, so thanks.
Jack Sanders
not true. dont be so negative. youd be surprised
Jackson Myers
Your list?
> Don't have vices > Be an entrepreneur
Profound advice right there.
Cameron Howard
What's the deal with those two? Why are they detrimental? Legitimately curious.
Levi Hernandez
youre welcome
are you expecting something complicated there? the best answers are the most simple. the answers are right in front of your face yet you choose to ignore them because you are afraid of success. it is not my problem, but your problem. I wish you the best
hot sauce is a hidden drug. sad songs and ambient music changes your mental state to replicate depression, which releases more endorphins, which makes you happy to feel sad all the time. cut out the sad, cut out the jerk reaction hot sauce gives you, because hot sauce is like nicotine. you have to control your thoughts and emotions to be controlled
Jeremiah Davis
Good advice user. I'm trying to do many of these things, including the entrapanureship. The change doesn't happen immediately but, surely enough one day you'll look back on where you were and realize- I like the direction my life is going. The change of pace in life is hard to adjust but once you achieve your first reward from chacing an opportunity it make it all worth it. Plus it teaches you more about life thand any teacherrors could.
Nathan Peterson
Could you explain how bread saps energy? I do most things on the list but bread?
Julian Mitchell
no explaining, just do it man. you will see.
keep going. you are only competing against yourself. how good do you want to be?
no more questions and answers. i have said enough. follow my list and thank me later
Asher Rogers
no fried foods or sex? dam son
Alexander Johnson
Thanks user. It's hard to find people to associate your self with that have this mentality. But I know that'll be a payoff of another long term achievement. Thanks again for the thread.
Colton Ross
So william when you say no bread do you mean all bread? like all wheat based products? are ryes fine? or is it just limited to yeast raised breads because that shit is bad for you.
Joshua Fisher
Okay bro but is it all bread or just white bread? Exceptions for bagels or homemade bread or anything?
Ethan Flores
hot sauce is delicious and it's not a drug you moron it's fucking seasoning
Dylan Thomas
>no bread
What about pumpernickel my dude? Bought some the other day and don't want to waste it.
Nathan Allen
>Well, I am the reincarnation of William the Conqueror. Yes, you heard that right you fucking titty. >Now listen to me. You want to change your life. I am giving you the secret right now. Follow my list of rules, DO NOT BREAK THEM.
...
>If you do, that's ok >Vices to stop immediately- >No, no no no ...
That was anticlimactic. What are you my mother?
Jordan Price
>i dont get it. what is stopping you? My inferior brown genetics
Lucas King
William, do you think pope sylvester ii made a good decision converting to the inferior decimal system?
Jordan Hughes
You only prescribe opioids after a person has exhausted all other pain relief options. You obviously haven't know anyone in excruciating pain that won't stop. I'd also inform the patient of all the risks associated with opioids.
You forgot about the part about TREATING drug addiction as part of my practice.
>inb4 getting them addicted then offer treatment after they fuck up their life.
Wyatt Watson
It's funny how all of you NEET's and beta faggots criticize small aspects of this plan but your all missing the point. In order to succeed in life, you need discipline. I believe almost everything is ok in moderation but you must maintain self control and if you can't then don't do it. The bread rule is true; excessive carbs will make you fat, lazy and unmotivated.
Matthew Miller
seeking pleasure is why you suffer.
Camden Howard
>tobasco is a gateway drug
we are through the looking glass.
Henry Powell
well said
Ian King
What is your industry? Did you invent a product or sell a product/s and/or services?
Jose Green
Speak for yourself dumbass. I am just fine eating bread. You're the worst kind of people who feel the need to preach to others. Quit projecting.
Dylan Baker
One of my he main points user is trying to make that's not getting through to most of you turbo NEET's is that you can become wealthy in a relatively short time as long as you're dedicated. Find a demand/market and work you ass off til it succeeds.
It could be anything from selling door knobs to stuffing foam chunks in a pillow and calling it the best pillow EVER and selling it for $60-for non-Americans, this is a reference to the 'my pillow' guy that has a TV commercial every time you turn on the TV.
Jose Scott
>no hot sauce
what did he mean by this
Jonathan Lewis
>aspiring to infomercial tier existence just kill yourself, pleb
Eli Ortiz
Please, accept my humble invitation to the forum were we're working on making The Memetic Principality of Kek true. We need people like (you).