I am going to change your lives right now

Some of you sad sacks of old milk make me sick

You sit around, jacking off to frogs, inserting memes into your anus, and eating bad food. Not good.

Well, I am the reincarnation of William the Conqueror. Yes, you heard that right you fucking titty.

Now listen to me. You want to change your life. I am giving you the secret right now. Follow my list of rules, DO NOT BREAK THEM. If you do, that's ok. Just start over. Keep going until you can do these rules, for 6 months straight.

Only then - will you see the truth.
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Career - You should be an entrepreneur. Take an idea you like, validate it with a target audience, then sell it to them. Its not fucking rocket science.

Relationships - Dont ignore family or friends. Ignore shit people

Vices to stop immediately-
No Sugar
No Bread
No Fried Foods
No Alcohol
No Smoking
No Junk Food
No Porn/Sex/Masturbation
No Bullshit sites including this one and reddit. Anything that wastes time.
No Sad songs/No dark ambience
No hot sauce
No high salt

Resolutions -
Downtime or bored? Read a book
Any vice addiction urge? Close your eyes, take 10 deep breaths, and focus on each breath
Any shit person? Excuse yourself and walk away`

Follow it and see the light. You are welcome.

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this is the shit im talking about.

I'm a descendant of William the Conqueror. Why did you have to cut Harold Godwinson up into pieces great grandpa? That was excessive.

not politics

What is it with the bread hate lately?

saps your energy. try it for one day, thank me later

because i wanted to now go and make me something peasant

But I'm your descendant. Doesn't that make me at least part royal?

what have you done that is royal?

>be an entrepreneur
Easier Said Than Done: The Post

Well shit dude you were just a bastard son of a duke and then you invaded England after Harald Hardrada did most of the hard work. Your biggest strategic success was that a storm prevented you from invading earlier.

again, what have you done? what do you consider your best?

>No hot sauce
Why?

quit being a pussy you faggot

Nah, it's just pretty shitty rules all and all.

Oh yea and you cut off a bunch of people's hands for making fun of your mom. Also not cool.

triggers too much endorphins which leads to other endorphin rushing behaviors

I have a job, I'm in college, and career goals I work toward. So fuck you faggot. kys.

Wow - still a slave. Good for you

No bread means no communion. Into hell I go :v

>Vices to stop immediately:
>no sugar

That's why they called you William the bastard

Fucking right bitch

bread is bad for you

>make life even more insufferable than it already is
no thx famalam

Did they promote you to manager of Wendys this morning?

you lack discipline and control. control your mind and you will feel unbridled power, so much power that you could control the world.

hey fucker, i dont make fun of your prostitution career, dont make fun of mine. treat others how you want to be treated. follow the golden rule you fucking donkey

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bread is only bad for you because the jews absolutely fucked it up

read this:
freetheanimal.com/2015/08/wheat-superfood-liability.html

btw i agree with what you have listed in the first post besides the high salt - salt is fine.

Or you could just not be a pussy and use self control

its not bait if its true

>can't handle hot sauce
>adds it to shit list
kys faggot

tell me of an example when you used self control. go ahead, im waiting.

Getting jacked and a doctorate, your turn

no, the entire list must be followed. high salt is bad. and bread is bad for you

go ahead and get high from another thing besides yourself. hot sauce is a drug and you know it

D R O P P E D

Fucking weak bitch. 220lbs, 12% BF, and launching a self made product as an entrepreneur. Enjoy a life of ripping off of other researchers as you've done nothing in your life and built anything yourself.

You really lost me at no hot sauce.

Why?

I eat hot sauce on my eggs every goddamn time.

How would you get high from yourself? Are you talking about meditation or just the renewed energy gained from following your advice?

hot sauce is a hidden drug

Hot sauce fucks with your endorphins. Its a gateway drug that leads to other shit.

Fuck yes, this is basically what I've been trying to follow for the last couple months.

You know Billy Mitchell is all of the things you wish you were and he loves hot sauce.

Fuck off.

you would idolize another person instead of yourself

keep trying until you do it. We are here for you. You will feel the power to make you rich

Good advice, but lost on Sup Forumstards. In fact just following one of those things improves your life significantly. Doing all those at once for most people ends up making them crash though.

that is true. You just have to believe in yourself

Well color me surprised pol. I thought I had warriors here. Nothing but a bunch of pussies with crutches. Makes me sick

>be me
>graduate from college with bachelors in media/mass communication.
>get shit job at news organization (end goal was entertainment industry)
>get two decent promotions in 4 years but still not satisfied
>tired of regurgitating bulkshit stories to fit a (((narrative))), owner of the station is a literal Jew I think (classic signs).
>decide to find a new career and research what's in demand now and in the future-healthcare, specifically an MD, being a good option.
>study for MCAT test and do well so I'm able to enroll in medical anytime.
>after med school, open small pain management and opioid dependence clinic since that seems to be a growing problem and a shortage of doctors.
>???
>profit

How does this plan sound?

sounds like a fucking plan now do it and stop pussyfooting around

I outlined my plan below, but I have a lot of vices. Cigarettes, coffee, fucking love bread, sex is pretty awesome too, like recreational drugs.
I also procrastinate a lot, but still made decent college grades. I realize that you'll never be able to truly be independent (financially and other ways)
working for someone else.

Everyone on this board needs to realize working for someone else is not going significantly better your life.

>Well, I am the reincarnation of William the Conqueror. Yes, you heard that right you fucking titty.

>no hot sauce

What the fuck is wrong with you.

well, im glad you see the faults and have plans to fix them. kudos.

if you fail at getting better, just keep trying. it will work out in the end. we are here for you. thanks for sharing your journey

>getting people addicted to drugs

Sounds like you're the Jew.

hot sauce gives you the same rush as jacking off. do you want to jack off, then jack off with your food? how much discipline do you lack jesus christ

>bread saps energy

Now, I eat almost nothing but bread and I'm pretty fat. Also very low energy. Are you saying that if I stop eating bread I'll be fine?

Stop eating bread, i already fucking told you. Seriously, follow my list. Just do it. For one day at least, you can do that... can't you? I believe in you. Do you believe in yourself?

I'm not white though
so I'm not allowed to improve myself

>LARPing as shit-tier historical figure only to give basic bitch shit-tier advice.

Get out of Sup Forums

oh yes old 4channer, tell me your ways. show me your threads of "red pilling", race inferiority and how cucking is a crisis. Get the fuck out brit, you havent done a damn thing on my list

what is your race? and why cant you improve yourself?

This thread actually came up on a day I am trying to self improve. IMO the only way to really stop leftist scum is to just self improve. The rest will fall into place.

> Works out
> "Launches" a product which will most likely fail
> Thinks he's successful

lol @ this gay white knight

>what is your race?
brown

>and why cant you improve yourself?
brown genetics

>No Sad songs/No dark ambience
>No hot sauce

Sorry. I just can't get on board with these two.

>white knight

Literally not knowing what white knight means on the internet.

I swear you underage B& should really lurk moar and not out yourself like this.

now we are talking

thinks? you fag, i already launched. and it was extremely successful. jesus christ, im trying to help you neets yet all you want is sorrow and misery. get the fuck out of here

You also just might be more naturally intelligent then most and that is why you were successful.

Keep in mind that the average person that would lurk Sup Forums, specially Sup Forums has a sub human IQ and has no way to deal with the real world.

i dont get it. what is stopping you?

then you wont make it

This is an 18+ board William. Reported.

I actually appreciate this advice, so thanks.

not true. dont be so negative. youd be surprised

Your list?

> Don't have vices
> Be an entrepreneur

Profound advice right there.

What's the deal with those two? Why are they detrimental? Legitimately curious.

youre welcome

are you expecting something complicated there? the best answers are the most simple. the answers are right in front of your face yet you choose to ignore them because you are afraid of success. it is not my problem, but your problem. I wish you the best

hot sauce is a hidden drug. sad songs and ambient music changes your mental state to replicate depression, which releases more endorphins, which makes you happy to feel sad all the time. cut out the sad, cut out the jerk reaction hot sauce gives you, because hot sauce is like nicotine. you have to control your thoughts and emotions to be controlled

Good advice user. I'm trying to do many of these things, including the entrapanureship. The change doesn't happen immediately but, surely enough one day you'll look back on where you were and realize- I like the direction my life is going. The change of pace in life is hard to adjust but once you achieve your first reward from chacing an opportunity it make it all worth it. Plus it teaches you more about life thand any teacherrors could.

Could you explain how bread saps energy? I do most things on the list but bread?

no explaining, just do it man. you will see.

keep going. you are only competing against yourself. how good do you want to be?

no more questions and answers. i have said enough. follow my list and thank me later

no fried foods or sex? dam son

Thanks user. It's hard to find people to associate your self with that have this mentality. But I know that'll be a payoff of another long term achievement. Thanks again for the thread.

So william when you say no bread do you mean all bread? like all wheat based products? are ryes fine? or is it just limited to yeast raised breads because that shit is bad for you.

Okay bro but is it all bread or just white bread? Exceptions for bagels or homemade bread or anything?

hot sauce is delicious and it's not a drug you moron it's fucking seasoning

>no bread

What about pumpernickel my dude? Bought some the other day and don't want to waste it.

>Well, I am the reincarnation of William the Conqueror. Yes, you heard that right you fucking titty.
>Now listen to me. You want to change your life. I am giving you the secret right now. Follow my list of rules, DO NOT BREAK THEM.

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>If you do, that's ok
>Vices to stop immediately-
>No, no no no ...

That was anticlimactic. What are you my mother?

>i dont get it. what is stopping you?
My inferior brown genetics

William, do you think pope sylvester ii made a good decision converting to the inferior decimal system?

You only prescribe opioids after a person has exhausted all other pain relief options. You obviously haven't know anyone in excruciating pain that won't stop. I'd also inform the patient of all the risks associated with opioids.

You forgot about the part about TREATING drug addiction as part of my practice.

>inb4 getting them addicted then offer treatment after they fuck up their life.

It's funny how all of you NEET's and beta faggots criticize small aspects of this plan but your all missing the point.
In order to succeed in life, you need discipline.
I believe almost everything is ok in moderation but you must maintain self control and if you can't then don't do it.
The bread rule is true; excessive carbs will make you fat, lazy and unmotivated.

seeking pleasure is why you suffer.

>tobasco is a gateway drug

we are through the looking glass.

well said

What is your industry? Did you invent a product or sell a product/s and/or services?

Speak for yourself dumbass. I am just fine eating bread. You're the worst kind of people who feel the need to preach to others. Quit projecting.

One of my he main points user is trying to make that's not getting through to most of you turbo NEET's is that you can become wealthy in a relatively short time as long as you're dedicated. Find a demand/market and work you ass off til it succeeds.

It could be anything from selling door knobs to stuffing foam chunks in a pillow and calling it the best pillow EVER and selling it for $60-for non-Americans, this is a reference to the 'my pillow' guy that has a TV commercial every time you turn on the TV.

>no hot sauce

what did he mean by this

>aspiring to infomercial tier existence
just kill yourself, pleb

Please, accept my humble invitation to the forum were we're working on making The Memetic Principality of Kek true. We need people like (you).

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