Hummus and Kebabs

You bigots do realize that without Muslims you wouldn't have your hummus right? If you want us to leave we're taking Hummus and Kebabs with us, you fucking racists.

What's hummus

>wouldn't have your hummus

Mashed Chicpeas, Garlic, Salt and Olive Oil.

That's right. No more culture enlightenment for you. You fucking bigot.

Hummus is greek retard

It's just mashed up chickpeas you moron. We can make it ourselves.

Sounds gay. I can live without it.

rare hezbollah

I love hummus and pita bread. Whole Foods makes excellent hummus.

So... YOU'LL remove kebab?

Yeah, how would we enjoy foods from around the world if we didn't flood our countries with millions of foreigners!? If only there was some sort of book of cook we could buy to learn how to fix foods. Or better yet some sort of international network of computers where you could just type in some fucking word and a torrent of information comes pouring in in a millisecond!

Fuck off you god damn shill.

>Hummus and Kebab in exchange for peace and safety

How is this a bad deal again?

jews eat hummus too u fucking bungo, gtfo out of the u.s you uninformed brownie.

STOP ASSOCIATING US WITH HEZZIES REEE
I'M ALSO NOT THAT RARE

From far away OP your pic looks like a very cheesy pizza with the perfect amount of sauce pockets

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>Implying any other hummus approaches the perfection that is greek hummus

hummus is disguising, and i'd rather a gyro anyway.

greeks aren't muslim

>What are: Greeks, Armenians, Assyrians, Christian Lebos, Jews, etc.

Hummus is older than Islam you fucking dumb fuck

Why would you need hummus when you have lángos?

> claims muslims invented hummus
> doesn't mention that people were eating hummus before arabs came to the fertile crescent

Hummus and kebabs are disgusting.
In some Slavic languages, humus literally means garbage.

you white people dont know how to make hummus

-chicpeas - tahini sauce - yogurt -olive oil -lemon

- on top of hummus - pan toss sauteed cashews and pine nuts

-olive oil on top with chili powder

you're talking business

>Disguising

You're supposed to eat it, not slather it on yourself when you're going incognito.

-if you really want your mind blown put ground beef on top of your hummus plate

-thank me later user

and gyros are better than kebob

ground pork is better

Eastern Orthodox girls make the best hummus.

Sounds pretty faggoty, I think I can manage without it.

It's really nasty and tastes like it looks. Like camel shit.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I WOULD LIVE WITHOUT LEGUME PASTE THANK YOU MUDPEOPLE

I have never ate hummus or kebab, I prefer pork

Nobody likes your death cult get over it

pol- fuck hummus nasty poo poo

but i love my shit bean dip

hurr

wtf have leafs ever cooked that is worth a shit???

-canadian food??/

gtfo

Hey, buddy. Who ya arguring with?

a) you can just cook this shit yourself
and
b) legal immigrants are free to run their shitty kebab shops here

Humus is just moist grit. It's like a dip made from bread.

Jewish Hummus is much better

Can you also take your pedophilia and female castration with you?
Is this illegal islamaphobia? In which case please send my entire family to re-education camps for a tolerance based struggle session.

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white people cant cook whats new>

israelis tried to claim they made hummus

they can get fucked

its really hard to grind up chick peas and add lemon and salt.

go the fuck ahead.

they probably just made it better. like they did with Palestine.

plus tahini. that's teh magic shit.

Pretty sure any people in any region with any food growing in any area eventually find out what to do with the food.

jews are semites anyway except for the european one's they just white people trying to claim something they're not

>canadian food

Is way more American than ours. It's all meat with a little vegetable as an afterthought. Plus there's pork pie. It's really delicious, like food you wished your mom made.

> Not even trolling.
> Canadian food is delicious.

/thread

ive never heard of a canadian restaurant -ever.

you say- i want italian food, i want chinese food, i want mexican food, i want a burger etc

nobody ever says- i want canadian food

just sayin even though they may not have invented it, there is a good chance they improved after getting to the region because they are more civilized.

>Not pretending to be pita bread on the weekends
>Not sitting in restaurants and giggling as everyone thinks you're used food
>Not overhearing the codes
>Not throwing yourself in the trash when you go stale
>Not being nibbled on by raccoons
>Not being fought over by pigeons and raccoons
>Not barely holding in your laughter as the raccoon that lost an eye to get you still thinks you're bread
>Not growing attached to the raccoon
>Not crying pita-tears when he's caught by animal control
>Not slowly rotting into soil as the cycle of nature takes its toll on discarded food
>Not nourishing plantlife around you
>Not feeding a small family via their garden
>Not watching a child grow up as your essence has been absorbed into him
>Not remembering your raccoon friend when the child gets a pet cat
>Not being there when the child has his heart broken for the first time
>Not being there on his wedding day
>Not dying with him at the age of 86
>Not being burnt to ash and spread in his family's garden as he would have wanted
>Not growing into more food
>Not jumping out and shouting SURPRISE when those dummies STILL think you're pita bread

Fucking Americans

kebab is from berlin and hummus is gross

arabic food> jewish food and it aint even close

>pork pie
> canadian
> pork pie
> food that originated in the colonies

literally kill your self

>arabic food
does jizzing in the goat count as marinade?

Kek

>muslims are the only ones capable of mashing random shit together to make food

goatmen flesh is delicious

I'm middle eastern myself and this stuff is garbage bro I hate middle eastern food. Never saw the appeal

stfu americans have entire websites dedicated to bestiality fetish

yall just made a movie of emma watson fucking a huge furry bear thing dont even go there

>Muh Mashed Food

It won't be the same, Muslims make real aesthetic Hummus. Not fake Western Shit.

>What is Aladins.
Millions of White Americans line up every year to eat Middle eastern food.

kikes and kebabs

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prove they are hosted on US servers

Is there any reason that you can't have hummus in a country without having Muslims in the country?

I mean, Africa has technology but created none of it.

I haven't had a proper kebab in 10 years

Its all cheap meat roll and grease now and cheap jarred salad, Its basically salted lip balm

there is not many places that even do shawarma correctly or at all

so you can take it all away since you are not even trying

No retard hummus is not Greek.

5/5

prove that beauty and the beast degeneracy didnt have 150 million dollar opening

Threatens to take away Hummus and Kebab!
Whatever next?
Syphilis?

>I don't understand stories that 6 year old girls understand

He's not really an animal, she loves him for who he is on the inside, a man.

EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THE MAN CONFOUNDED BY A CHILDRENS STORY

that movie teachers little girls that it doesnt matter if the man is ugly as fuck- if he's rich make babies

user:
>He's not really an animal

I eat foreign food. I also want (sand)niggers gone from this continent. This doesn't make me a hypocrite though. We've been exchanging goods and knowledge for centuries before mass-immigration started. And today we pretend that we somehow need mass-immigration to find new ingredients and recipes.

You don't have to import millions of arabs and africans just to enjoy some shoarma once a month. You can just go on the internet and find a recipe instead. Sorry Ahmed, but you have to go back.

Take your kebabs with you and never come back

hummus is an Israeli food

I assure you plenty of secular Arab Americans and Christian Arab Americans as well as Israeli Americans all know a thing or two about making hummus. And this may come as a shock but recipes & methods for cooking things have a way of getting passed around.

The white people can't season things meme is adorable but, sweetheart, I can assure you there are plenty of white chefs that could make you hummus that you would not be able to tell apart from hummus made by Achmed.

It's like when illegals were threatening that there'd be no more taco trucks when Trump deports them. Oh no whatever will I do without the overpriced tacos from those trucks? Oh I know. I'll continue to make my own tacos which are far more delicious.

All that aside, the based man who owns the Middle Eastern restaurant around here is pro-Trump, been here since about the mid 1970's, and got his citizenship a long time ago. He makes a great tabbouleh (which, as far as Levantine dishes go, I prefer over hummus and kebabs, anyway)

>If you want us to leave we're taking Hummus and Kebabs with us

Good, I can live without those things