California appreciation thread (Jefferson is a meme edition)

CALanons, get in here! Let's appreciate the Golden State and its superiority to lesser, flyover states.
>best weather
>beaches, forests, deserts, mountains
>wine country
>best schools
>best theme parks
>best burgers
>most tourism
>LA
>Hollywood
What do you love about California? 951 reporting in.

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you forgot to mention best burritos calanon

I was born in Long Beach (same with my mother and younger brother), loved that town along with Lakewood. I also liked going to Disney, but other than those three places, the whole state can get fucked and sink into the ocean. Fucking degenerates.

Oh, also forgot Wienerschnitzel, In-n-out, and Del Taco.

There was YUGE pro Trump march in Huntington Beach today: periscope.tv/w/1djGXvpjmkyxZ?q=maga

Sacramento here, 916 reporting in

bryce is a fag

virgin detected.
california is the best state for type-A personalities and alpha males. cucks like you are either thrown out to flyover country, or sent to the SF cuckshed

Best burritos definitely, I eat at a local place called Rosa's and they're fucking amazing.

>Most cucks

San Francisco here here, embedded deep in enemy territory. Please advise, repeat please advice.

Fontana (909) here.

This state's tourism and agricultural industries are the only thing

Long Beach is a great city.

Kill yourself, fampai. Or move to some shit state and freeze to death in the winter bye.

California sucks, degenerate

Fuck off, foreigner.

The east coast is the real cuck cancer.

I wish the rest of america would just push california into the ocean. Fucking commie scum

I've lived in long beach my entire life, it really is the best city in this state. The actual beach is pretty shitty though.

>implying
The people here are insane but we've still managed to build an economy that rivals small nations. We'd be in the G8 if we were independent.

youtube.com/watch?v=G7kZN8CN4Bk

Califags ever played basketbal with nigs? How acurate is this film for sameone living in Bay Area?

760 reporting in. Besides the burritos and nature, this place sucks.

crime, niggers, and illegals everywhere
yeah such a great city
I was born there and lived there for 18 years but so glad I got out

>tiny eurocuck "nations"

how about you actually visit california you fucking moron instead of judging it w/o experience

you forgot
>best weed
>best other drugs

sure u gotta pander and lie about your political stance to hot leftist girls, but its worth it once you get in their pants

>"""""commie scum""""" built and maintain a larger and more successful economy than Wafflestan and several flyover states combined

>commiefornia

California was a mistake

>t. northside poorfag
Not my fault you had to live in the ghetto

You forgot about having the highest concentration of autism in the country.

Decent state ruined by shitty people. It's where all the dumb and stupid kids from the South and Midwest go, and when you've got a large concentration of winners like that you naturally see a decline in living standards.

the aesthetic of the court is very on point but there aren't many nazis if that's what you're asking

>Calianons report in

Si senor? Juan de, in opinio est de LA

Yeah I mean enjoy your communism, noguns, $5 gas, and degeneracy you fucking faggots

Huntington Beach Trump supporters physically remove antifa:

youtube.com/watch?v=mhFuB6KaWEg

>commiefornia
>best
Yeah ok

Long beach has patches of ghetto all over it. But i do concede that the north side has less nice and luxurious homes.

What state is that?

Bettet chop some wood to heat your cuckshed next winter, leaf. I'll be wearing shorts all year in sunny California.

#1 reason i cant live in Ca without Mexicans. No drive thru enchiladas. The chick today had face warts and could barely handle a simple order. Maybe i should rethink my life

San Diego here.
CA is too fucking crowded and brown and nogunz

Considering moving to Texas or Alaska

You fucking inbred cuck. How could you not recognize the best state

I guess its irrelevancy has something to do with it. Any yuropoor can recognize the outline of california but only a faggot nerd virgin would know the outline to that shitty as disgusting state .

>DUDE I'M FROM CALI BRO I SHOULD KNOW AW MAN YOU CALL THAT WEED BRO IN CALI WE GOT THE BEST STUFF DUDE THE BEACHES BRO IN CALI BRO I SHOULD KNOW DUDE WEED

go back to mexico california

I love all the fires and earthquakes, mega rad, bros!!

>t. flyover landmass no one cares about

Ok lads, time to get organized. First order of business: a Republican Senate.

Did you know that our Senate election was Democrat vs Democrat? Our primary system is rigged so the top two winners go head to head in November. This means that each year, citizens have to choose between two Democrats. For millions of Republicans, this isn't a choice. We must get a Republican on the ballot.

Daily reminder that California will be destroyed and judged by God. If it ain't the Russians or the Chinese, it'll be NK or earthquakes, but Cali will be destroyed. Repent ye idolators. Repent

Pic related is the most recent Senate primary result. You'll notice that two Dems won, as always, but what's more interesting is how many different Republicans were running. If you look at the vote totals, you'll see that if the Republicans ran FEWER candidates, each one would get more votes and could easily take second place.

If we could turn a single California Senate seat red, that would be a victory for the entire nation.

I'm from San Diego and I hope jewry brown tries starting secession with Trump so he can send in the Army of the Potomac and march to San Francisco

California is better than Sup Forums gives credit but it languishes under the yoke of leftie faggots like Poland and France did under the third reich, give us the chance to have our own Warsaw Uprising and we'll turn this state around

707, all my friends are degenerates and I want to move to Canada where all my online friends live even though they are more fucked than we are. I also am wasting time going to community collage so I dont get kicked out and have to find a place of my own because I make very little $ at my job.

In 2018, Our Beloved Leader, Dianne Feinstein (pic related), will be running for re-election. She's 85 years old and it is time for a change. If a strong Republican contender could step up, its very possible she could lose her seat. Possibilities:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Swearengin
Fresno mayor with a track record of getting things done and lowering unemployment. She's very capable, but I dont like her quite as much as

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Faulconer
Kevin is the former mayor of San Diego. He caught my attention by successfully killing minimum wage laws. He's also for "path to citizenship" for illegals, but dont let that fool you. He can be a hardliner when he knows he can.

I fucking hate living in cuckifornia

>Philly
>Pittsburg
>Beautiful woods
>Beautiful mountains that don't take a week to cross
>everything in pic related

Or someone who grew up in a state with such shitty education you can't recognize the states in your own fucking country
And that doesn't even begin to cover the amount of US history you clearly don't know if you don't know best state
Try using that "great economy" to fix your fucked state instead of giving it all out as welfare

who /oakland/ here?

yo

DUDE

weed lmao


sage

The only good oakland is that namefag who used to post asian milfs on Sup Forums, havent seen him in years.

Awoos on secured channels only.

>Jefferson

Oakland is nice if you can avoid the west half.

Home to the jewish porn industry, hollywood, mexican rapists and ghetto gangbangers.

California does not represent the real America.

one in hollywood too. not huge tho

nuke california

Nice. Huntington beach has good surf and a unique pier. Good city. Plus they're in the OC so much more conservative that the rest of the state. Good people.

>porn industry
Oh no freedom
>Hollywood
makes films seen all over the world
>mexican rapists
Implying they're only in California
>gangbangers
Also everywhere in America. Fuck off, toothpaste.

I almost never leave my city but I hate Healdsburg and Windsor.

Degenerate kike

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Lay low, we'll be sending the 1488th meme brigade soon. Meanwhile, collect data on high-value leftist VIP targets

Your nation is a tiny cuckshed, stay mad eurocuck

Bet you spend 1/3 of your paycheck on some shit studio apartment and the rest of the money is going for weed, shit beer and junk food. But yeah the weather can be nice for about two months a year.

I bet you live where the nearest store is two hour drive to walmart

Painfully true for the average Californian.

I live in California you shit bag.

>alpha males
>most restrictive gun laws
>panders to SJWs
>almost every college has safe spaces and liberal faggot riots
>cost of living in silicon valley retarded expensive
>blue state
>illegals voting
>no voter id laws
>b-but the east coast are the r-real cucks, g-guys

kys before we glass cali

you're shit

t. Arizona

>California lite
>all the shitty things about California but none of the positives

Actually I was wrong about the price of rent. It's 1500- 2000 for a studio so you spend 85% of your monthly income just on rent. That's if you even have a full time job but you probably live in some crack house renting one room for 1000 bucks.

Fuck this kleptocracy.
>Best schools
We're one of the worst in the nation. This is coming from someone with his Masters in the subject.

When the CAD and USD dollars were par, I went down to LA to buy a classic car, I had never seen someone wearing a fedora before and the moment I stepped off the plane, I saw several.

Over the course of my stay, I probably saw hundreds of fedoras. Especially when I went for a day in Disney Land.

Calanons, explain to me why fedoras are so common?

you're shit
t.oregon

>some of the least restrictive firearm regulations in the world
>legal weed
>better/more convenient geography
>not going to fall into the ocean
>less darkies
>'california lite without positives'

It's a Liberal Atheist haven.

2+2 = 4 in this equation leaf.

You can even buy them at some gas stations here.

Grew up in Santa Monica.

>Perfect weather
>Lots of wealth
>Nice roads
>People stop for pedestrians
>Bicycle infrastructure
>Beach
>Old muscle beach / the rings
>Great Mexican food
>Diverse school system so I'm not afraid of minorities

Probably going to move to TX since CA is so fucking expensive now.

Dude I'm surrounded by beaners, this place sucks.

Just move to Bakersfield.

>only 1/3
hahahahah

So when you are guys getting a divorce from the USA?

when the Ukraine divorces Russia

>be biker
>split lanes
How can flyovers compete?

Yes I was going to say that 1/3 is what is left after you pay rent. Btw sometimes when I drive I try to spot whites in other cars, on a good day it'll be 1/20 kek.

Boston fag here, can confirm

I'm planning on moving to Sacramento
Can any Calicucks give me a quick rundown

Fuck you OP. California, its residents and its "best of" is shit. A wise Sage told me so. Problem?

925fag here, this place sucks. It's like paradise populated by memes. I want to kill myself everyday, though the environment is fucking awesome, people here suck.