2017

>2017
>Doesn´t smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or both?

>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition for who lives the longest?

>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you won't, unless you're not underaged and don´t smoke in moderation.

>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gave?

is this rooki for ants

Cool

I smoke when I drink

But of course this post comes from crouton

Meth is the white man's drug

I quit smoking a week ago, going good so far. best decision i made lately desu

Fuck off, shill. Go push your cheap somewhere else.

i recognize this pasta

>crap not cheap
Fucking autocorrect.
>I smoke when I drink
Why?
Good for you, mate.

>Why?

It takes the edge off

Cancer isn't pretty.

I like being able to breathe.

People say you will save money by quitting smoking, I say you'll save money by not living those extra 20 years

maybe you should smoke more it'd make your shitty country tolerable

Fuck Dana whites twin brother

vitun turvenuija

It takes the edge of your addiction off. All addictive drugs do that.

You do nothing but burden others with your ticking time bomb of a flesh-coffin you inhabit, do everyone including yourself a favor and quit before it catches up to you.

Jokes on you, I don't have any living friends or family to burden.

I said I only smoke when I drink, I'm not addicted you rabid sjw fuckhead

I quit and only smoke on weekends when drinking so far.
Fells good desu senpai.

Off What? Your pampered little life?
And That's bullshit. Hurting yourself won't "take the edge off" it'll just make it worse.

>I quit
>smoke on weekends
Looks like you also quit being literate.

> What 's your name?
So what was !?
WAS WHAT! ??
2015 Do not smoke smokes NOW FUCKING POOR lungs out THAT BEFORE YOU asthma attacks you can leave your wallets at that ONTO THE TABLE

Fuck off freedom hater, I'll kill myself however I please. You fell for MTV "Truth" propaganda

I've smoked since I was 16.
Quit for a few 6 month stretches but always started back up when I realized I was quitting because someone else wanted me to.

I can't be bothered to care about issues right in front of me; I don't give a shit about my health in the future.

Cigarettes are fucking retarded. You have to either be retarded or not give a fuck about yourself to smoke them.

>Smoke
>Don't even get high
>?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>no one lives forever
>therefore im going to destroy my lungs before i die

Oh i'm sure you make nothing but healthy choices, normie scum

>steals fries from belgium
>steals croissants from austria
and now you're stealing a finnish meme? fucking unoriginal surrenderniggers

I thought you were Finnish?

>haven't had a cigarette in a month
>each time this thread is posted it pushes me closer towards buying a pack

But it's so cool and manly.
Did I say you shouldn't be allowed to? I'm just saying you're retarded for doing it.
It's your right as a citizen to do retarded shit but you shouldn't get defensive when it's explained to you how retarded your actions are.