Jesus Christ Disney

So apparently Disney put a Donald Trump looking character in the upcoming Star Wars Episode 8 who wants to build a giant space wall between planets...

They're not even trying to hide their bias anymore

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if you paid money to see the last 2 movies i pity you

this

they were a shitfest done only so they can suck on the big star wars name and make some money

and the sheep bought it so they will probably keep going

>unironically watching star wars in the current year +2
normies go back to plebbit

If I lived in a universe full of giant moon-sized doomsday weapons that shoot intergalatic planet-destroying buckshot and full of mind-bending lightening-wielding monks I would want at least a wall

This alien is pretty based.

No suprise, Disney fucked Star Wars up the ass ever since they bought it

Looking into the history of Disney and the films that were made under the different owners, it really makes you think when you compare what's being made under the Jewish owners, to what was being made when it was owned by the Disney family and others.

This is an edit, that race doesn't have hair, they have horns

That gives me a reason to watch the film now and say "_____________ did nothing wrong".

Starwars. More like SHITwars.

lmao

R1 wasn't too bad, at least compared to TFA

fpbp

You're confusing Lucas with Disney...

really? lol. source?

You know, I think you're on to something. Alderaan didn't have a wall and look what happened to them.

this 100% can't be real. it's bait, right? that isn't really going into the Star Wars canon. this must be a hoax

Proof, bruh?

oy vey who is going to supply the loan for such a venture??

Not like modern anglo saxons are any better.

People still pay money to watch movies?

Interesting.

Next you will be telling me that people still rent out DVD's.

I'm more offended by how horrendous the critics were over it. No pride whatsoever. They hailed it as the new Citizen Kane when it's latest blasphemy in the current trend of CGI Hollywood page-by-page rehashing.

...

I heard this shit for Rogue One too. Disney isn't going for that. It's stonk women, LBGT acceptance, and... something else on the agenda.

Scarif had a wall, look what happened to them

>Building a wall between planets is so obviously dumb don't you look foolish trumpfags haha got you so fucking good

In this universe, an evil dictator literally destroyed an entire planet on a whim. Why wouldn't you want some hi-tech forcefield protecting your planet?

Looks like the force has finally come to the aid of dumbledore's army! You're fucked drumpfkins! Winter is coming!

Watched episode 7 (feminist propaganda)
Didn't watch 8 (probably more propaganda)
Episode 9? (Again, probably propaganda)

Also, when did Han Solo become such a fucking beta cuck? He was grabbing Leah by the pussy back in the day.

>Haha, giant space walls are dumb! Now excuse us while we build yet another colossal planet-destroying battle station!

>no source
this is Fake News

The big shield wall protecting the archive planet in R1 was pretty effective.
Well, until they decided to trust a spic. Really makes you think.

> This is now a good friend thread
Luke, did I ever tell you I'm 47 years old?
Father Time was not a good friend

This. I regret seeing TFA, but R1 wasn't terrible by movie standards. Not that it had anything going for it.

Holy shit just imagine a solid gold Dyson Sphere designed to protect a whole star system

make me

Luke do you recall how I said I don't remember owning a droid? I just remembered I actually owned like 20 of them over the span of the clone wars. In fact I knew these very droids you brought with you. They were good friends.

StarWarsfag here. I sense this thread and came.
Planetary shields already exist in that universe. They cover the entire planet. A wall implies defense along a specific plane which would be useless since you can move in 3 dimensions in space.
Also calling bullshit on OP

only part I hated in rogue one was the tentacle porn mind reader that served absolutely zero purpose

This is fake?

I can't tell either. Can someone clarify?

Also the space wall idea isn't even bad. Maybe he just wants to protect against blasts or something? It makes sense logically in their world.

And the rebels are going to pay for it?

Source?

When I watched the Millennium Falcon scene with the tentacle monster chasing them around I thought I was watching a Star Trek movie.

It tested his loyalty. Ryn couldnt take a chance it was a trap.

>They're not even trying to hide their bias anymore

why would they? the useful idiots who watched the first one will watch the next 50

This.
It clarified two of my biggest questions about the series:
>Why the Death star blows up if you shoot it in one place
>How the Rebels knew about it.

I didn't understand that. The black cyborg (who I guess is supposed to symbolize the Rebel version of Darth Vader?) was very clear about how that squid erases your mind, but the pilot seemed pretty okay to me. Maybe it was scare tactics.

Anyone, Rogue One wasn't anything special but it was ten times better than TFA, which made me have a lot more respect for the prequels.

Luke, do you also recall how I implied sandpeople are incapable of shooting accurately? Did I ever tell you about how they used to snipe your father's podracer with perfect accuracy from several hundred meters?

Star trek movies have become star wars movies too because both are written by unimaginative Jews that don't really like the canon but it makes money

Wasn't TFA and the new Star Trek movies direct by JJ Abrams?

source?

I guess it's good to know, but with a force as large as the empire it would be hard to contain secrets. It was even less necessary than the first 3 prequels judging only by the premise.

Yes

Fake news
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Ryn wasn't even there yet. And they said it would leave him mad. He was completely lucid 30 secs after ryn showed up. Could have had a coooky mad man with flashes of sanity to make him a more memorable character. Just poorly done

but star trek came before tfa..

I didn't even pirate the last 2 starcucks movies

You are a faggot and guilty of fake news

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Actually Bothans did it originally

Kevin3 gtfo Sup Forums

fpbp

Eh, It's been quite a while since I seen that.

They nevet get a penny from me, anything i need to watch i download.

that was the second Death Star
it never explained how the rebels got the plans to the first Death Star

>tfw you've never watched any star wars movies and never will

Kek

Two can play at that game.

His name is Orn Free Taa
He's nothing like Trump except he was a rich guy that when into politics and is 6ft tall.
He existed long before Trump ran or even hinted at office back in 2008 in Star Wars Episode II.
There is no galactic wall, nor is he being brought back for Episode 8.

the wall just got 10 light years longer

This thread reminds me of how Sup Forums wanted to boycott the last two Star Wars movie because they had female protagonists. Imagine how triggered they would have been if Terminator or Alien or Silence of the Lambs came out today.

They already lost the culture war. There's no going back from the Trump era.

There is a difference between new IPs having female protagonist and existing IPs (that historically had male protagonists) being revived poorly with a female lead

>tfw you start to realize that George Lucas's writing for episodes 1-3 were actually pretty based...
It's a shame that he made it into a pg13 movie in order to sell kids toys. It might have actually be a little better if it didn't jew itself in order to make a profit.

>or Silence of the Lambs
can you imagine the shitstorm that would be unleashed if that came out today?
>it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

>no source

Slide thread

This.
As long as they're political (in a way I disagree with), they won't make a dime off me, or many others close to me.

Terminator, Alien, and Silence of the Lambs are examples of organic storytelling. The most recent films like the SW reboot and Ghostbusters have obvious ideological footprints over existing stories.

HAHAHAHA see that drumpfkins, our side isn't a bunch of obese neckbeards and we have the talent of hollywood helping us make great memes.

Cry all you want and "boycott" all you want but the fact is everyone will see the movie and laugh at drumpf. It's not too late to join the winning side before we send you all to the gulags HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Bullshit + photoshop = slide thread.


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>send you all to the gulags
So tolerant!

The last Star Wars movie was absolute shit. The director has utterly ruined the story forever. The Clone wars 3 were so much better and even they were terrible. That drunk wife killing jew should be beaten with his fucking script

OP is a faggot.

Sounds like something from Spaceballs. Even the character design.

rogue one was great

It's hilarious how many low-IQ individuals actually believe OP. Fake news to feed the Sup Forums victim complex

This. Come on Sup Forums, don't fall for the bullshit. It was kind of believable for Rogue One because one of the writers or directors was a virtue signalling faggot, but Disney isn't having none of that bullshit. If you don't see SJW comics shit making it into capeshit movies, you're sure as hell not going to see it in a Star Wars movie.

di-didn't alex jones say they were redpilled?

>Just make all of Star Wars dated to current politics.

>look what happened

You mean watch the lie known as entertainment? No thanks.

But that seems so ridiculous in the context of Star Wars. If true, it will just hurt the franchise's (already wounded) credibility. There are some types of real world subtext that just do not work in a particular setting. This is a case of that.

Nice source faggot. Remember to not participate in slide threads or sage.

He's been in other Star Wars movies I believe

The left is so clueless they still don't understand that they are the Empire and Trump is leading the the rebellion.

>filename

>IQ
But IQ is just a social construct right comrade?

I REALLY want a Jar Jar Binks movie

I almost believed you, OP.

>The most recent films like the SW reboot and Ghostbusters have obvious ideological footprints over existing stories.

"So the alien bursts out of xer's chest... can we give the alien bright red hair to signify its alliance with feminist causes? And Ash... couldn't we make her a furry robot?"

Marriage.

I love this poster

Pity Alec Guinness hated Star Wars