I know I'm gonna get some heat for this, but Britain is pretty fucking OK.
I spent 2 weeks at my grandmother's house in Margate last year. I stayed in hotels across lower England, saw Stonehenge, jumped fences to go inside WW2 pillboxes along the Kentish coast, saw Canterbury Cathedral, walked through half a dozen real castles, drove 1600 miles on my rental car on the wrong side of the road through some of the most gorgeous countryside I've ever driven through.
I can't wait to go back. I think I spent about $3000 on that trip but it was the best money I've ever spent.
Nolan Nguyen
yes
watch welcome to the nhk too
Liam Murphy
Kek, what? Like the Yanks did in Vietnam?
They've fully infiltrated us now. We need a fucking time machine.
Jaxon Davis
Is there anyone autistic enough to give me a step by step walkthrough to achieve 10/10 and/or sex with her?
You will win the Autism award
Juan Butler
>but Britain is pretty fucking OK No it's not it's a muslamic shithole you retarded cunt
Aiden Taylor
Britain is fucking amazing friend, as long as you don't go to London
Literally most other places in Britain are fantastic.
Reminder that apart from London, the majority of Britain is white. It reports like 90% white in a lot of places
Owen Campbell
Yeah I plan to
Aiden Russell
>at least the next 2 Predicting the outcome of 2025 is a bit of a reach mate. We could have Blair II: son of Saddam by then and who knows what'll happen with the economy. Besides May has a tendency to get real fucking authoritarian and could fuck it up.
Zachary Robinson
Big fat throbbing willy Big purple meatus Rock hard shaft with veins Heavy testicles A wrinkly sagging ballbag
Luke Long
nice one lad, when did you go?
i'd like to go on a hiking trip around cornwall, or some foresty areas, wherever they are.
Jose James
> 3000 burgercoin.
How many Big Ben Teacosies do you need?
Levi Nelson
Good to be a tourist, shite to live in m8.
You are lucky to be born in freedom land
William Peterson
Ahhhh give me some time and I will deliver
Oliver Cooper
Glad to hear it.
Liam Sanchez
Welcome
Brody Campbell
freedomland only sounds good if you've rich and you live in somewhere like Maine or Connecticut.
Literally everywhere else sounds like hell.
Jack Garcia
Did you pull over and get out for a piss? Nothing like pissing in the middle of nowhere where no one can see or do anything about it.
Eli Taylor
> Lucky to be part of the 60%.
Can we have some honesty here... we're both equally fucked.
Robert Martin
>our 4 largest cities are all less than 70% brit Lad...
Zachary Moore
You know, Brighton is 98% white. They all work in London and vote Green but skulk off back to their white middle class ghetto at night where they're safe from the brown people they pretend to love during the day.
Leo Campbell
Thanks friendo I will be here all night no rush
Kevin Smith
Or mass deportations.
Make them aware that unless they integrate they will be kicked the fuck out
Daniel Gutierrez
rude 2bh
rude u d e
2bh
Aiden Kelly
DRUGS CONFIRMED
THE KILLER WAS OFF HIS TITS ON CAKE
John Hughes
Everyone thinks their own country is shit user.
I personally can't think of anywhere else I'd rather be born nor can I think of any other ethnic group I'd want to be part of over English.
Camden Diaz
>A former school friend says he began to go downhill after he started smoking cannabis in his teens.
Jose Edwards
manchester, birmingham, liverpool are all shit but even they report decent percentages of white british
london is the only dumpster trash fire
everywhere else apart from those four are great
Nathaniel Thompson
If we slammed the gates closed today it would probably take a century for it to level off.
That is the absolute best case scenario.
Deportations are never going to happen.
Ayden Kelly
Cornwall is not foresty, there are big moors and they chopped down all the trees in the Bronze age to build tin mines. Still looks good though. The New Forest is nice.
Joseph Campbell
>This is not being treated as terrorist related.
Nathan Robinson
Brighton people always struck me as white people who have been priced out of London and so are forced to move out. Well, I say priced out, what I mean is they cannot afford Fulham, but could afford Slough or Hillingdon but don't want to live amongst Pakis.
Michael Turner
>genuine but limited Islamist threat
Hitchens really does like to cherry pick which information he gives importance to, doesn't he?
Nathaniel Sanders
Exactly. They're not racist though, honest.
Tyler Reed
seriously? they build tin mines, how the fuck do you build a mine? i had no idea
i know a particular stone comes from a quarry in cornwall
Adrian Cook
Nothing wrong with liverpool lad, one of the safest, modern and historically relevant major cities the UK has
Tyler Perry
A mine isn't just a hole in the ground you know you wazzok.
t. Narth-East
Thomas Russell
You are not accounting for the inevitable world war to ensue from the water scarcity and oil scarcity in the coming century. This will be the largest decided on the future of the west and the European people.
Noah Ward
France has better countryside, it's a rural country England is urbanised.
Adrian Peterson
It all happened so fast..
Jacob Perry
How could this happen?
Jacob Wright
>birmingham >report decent percentages of white british lad its literally WORSE than london what are you on
Brody Long
It's like pent up rage an drug abuse is a big barrel of gun powder and islam is a pyromaniac with matches, when it all goes boom Hitchens doesn't want to acknowledge the bloke with the pyromaniac because of his fixation with gun powder.
Lucas Harris
A better question is how could they be worse.
Loosing to Iceland will forever be the most shameful sporting display I have ever seen.
Jeremiah Torres
how have you still not managed it yet haha
Jose Diaz
>we didn't win a world cup and euros with this team
Greatest tragedy since we declared war on Germany in 1939
Julian Hill
Lmaoooo. What percentage of the UK is black again?
Jacob Baker
> puts more nigs on team > still loose
Charles Kelly
*Hitchens doesn't want to acknowledge the pyromaniac
Just fuck my proof reading up famalam
Gabriel Thompson
Part 1
>introduce yourself >compliment her looks >kiss her >I wanted to break the tension >wall of text >i'm glad you get it, let's move on, then >18 or over >go to another room >let's go for a walk >follow her to the park >give her a push >finish swinging >ask her for a gymnastics demonstration >done playing on the bars >walk back to her place >let's go to the kitchen >get wine to drink >finish drink >suggest going out to dinner >wait for her in the hallway >go out to dinner >take the next exit >be seated >order dinner >drink wine >eat dinner >compliment her >you are beautiful. ever considered posing nude? >talk to her >pick up the check
...
Cameron Garcia
STOP FUCKING TAUNT ME
YOU PROBABLY TOOK LIKE 1000 TRIES TO GET THAT
I AM NOT BETA OR WEIRD
Wyatt Campbell
At least we are not full of orcs on thorazine
Daniel Bennett
Honestly I think all white British people should leave the UK and claim asylum in places like USA, Aus, NZ and maybe South Africa to flee the kebab hordes.
Matthew Price
or the rise of China leaving us scrapping over diminishing resources
nothing promotes ethnic tribalism like not having enough food for everybody
based China
Alexander Watson
3%
Thomas Rodriguez
>how the fuck do you build a mine? you dig
Lucas Williams
Who's no 11? Know the rest.
Dylan Ramirez
5% honestly i think nigs are just better footballers same as how theyre more violent
Isaac Miller
America has it's own kebabs, they're called nogs.
Nathaniel Lee
>Meanwhile in rugby
Colton Collins
so why would you near to clear an entire forest, if you need to only dig?
Wyatt Jackson
Who reads this shit?
Michael Nelson
Whoops >pic
Michael Allen
omfg its going so well i'm finally doing it
Dylan Williams
I said it wasn't just a hole.
The wood is used to live off by the miners and smelt.
You may also clear a forest to make hunting easier.
Nicholas Wood
Are there any genuine racist that have a legitimate platform in the English press or consciousness. I listen to Murray and Hitchen's as they always talk about culture and the failure of multiculturalism. It always seems like they are pressured into conceding that differing ethnicity are not the problem, but rather culture and religion.
Cameron Peterson
joe cole
Cooper Cruz
This is was Peter Thiel did with his NZ citizenship.
Rich whites are going inna woods to escape the diversity - obviously they predict some bad shit is in store for the future.
Lincoln Howard
>look up auzzie team to meme you with >only has one token brown player >check the woman's team, expecting it to be a load of abos FUCK
Is Australia /our team/, lads?
Asher Nguyen
Women. The Mail is aimed at women m8
Christopher Moore
Part 2
>go to the club >let's get something from the bar >one martini and one beer >ask her to dance >keep dancing >punch the guy >retreat before a fight breaks out >get out of the club >continue home >go to the backyard >drink the wine >finish drink >go swimming >wait for her in the hallway >go to the backyard >jump in with her >swim some more >challenge her to a race >get ready to race >click A, B then C >keep racing >hurry up >concede race >congratulate her for winning
...
Parker Russell
They don't mine tin any more, they stopped in the 70s due to the price dropping after we stopped using it for cans and rooves etc. They used the timber to prop the mines open. The mines extend for miles out under the sea, and the Victorians used steam engines to pump the water out. There are loads of the old engine houses still about because they're stone and the victorians would build shit to last. The population down there 100 years ago was twice what it is now. Now there's just cows.
Australia doesn't even know how to play real football.
Carson Martinez
was that 2006 when Owen went full JUST with his ankle sprain in game 1?
Jaxon Miller
That's one ugly baby
Josiah Jenkins
Because supports have to be made, buildings built, fires kept, boats built, tools made etc etc
Most of the england was covered in forest at one point
Jace Miller
>water scarcity >in Britain Mate we're an island and it rains all the fucking time. The only natural disaster we ever get is flooding.
Sebastian Jackson
Of course they are. Even our rugby union and rugby league team only has like 6 and 3 fobs. Despite the fact our rich private schools import them to play for us and every single fob plays rugby and does fuck all work for school
Jose Cruz
>tfw i had to concede a sporting competition to a woman
I am embarrassed
Justin Rogers
Part 3
>follow her out of the pool >get in the hot tub >rub her shoulders >finish the massage
oh shit shit shit i've fucked it
oh no. maybe have one less drink along the way and then have one in the hot tub.
my autism chronicle has been a complete waste of time. i'm sure this is the easiest way to do it. FUCK
Cameron Gomez
This. Time to pack up and go on another Anglo-Saxon migration me thinks.
