Why do Australians hate Emus so much? Was it really a nuclear "test"?
Why do Australians hate Emus so much? Was it really a nuclear "test"?
Ian Walker
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Ryder Ramirez
My great uncle worked on that test. He supposedly died of cancer a few years down the track, but I suspect it was suspicious circumstances.
Camden Mitchell
we're still grieving our losses
Eli Sullivan
How does one loose to birds
Liam Brown
fuckers run fast and won't be stopped when they're hungry
Colton White
>flightless birds
>not using zepplins to attack the flightless birds
pretty much this.
Liam Kelly
>How does one loose to birds
Loose the goose
Owen Reed
They were trying to kill them for good. They only made them stronger.
Daniel Flores
Emus are dinosaurs. Forget Jurassic park BS. These things are exactly what a dinosaur was.
Plus they have Cassowary special forces.
Landon Long
Oliver Hall
>Be Australian
>Nuke Emus 7 different times
>Literally nuke Emu Field
>Lose
what the fuck is going on down there?
Cooper Rogers
How can Australian men even compete?
William Hughes
should of had a loader or some shit, if that heli could fit 2 more
Jackson Ramirez
I see the great emu war is still ongoing. Thank goodness for the invention of the helicopter so we can keep up.
Jason Bennett
We're testing nukes here and if Emus happen to walk in the way that's THEIR decision.
Fuck the U.N.
The camps will remain. It's as much for their protection as ours.
Jose Murphy
When you're only equipped with a boomerang it's pretty easy to lose to superior creatures
Jordan Howard
You should just gas'em all. Stop wasting money on keeping these vermin alive
Jose Allen
Each time we nuked them they just mutated into a more savage and tougher creature. There is nothing under those feathers to kill, just sinew and bone as hard as iron.
Ryder Howard
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THEY ARE INVADING THE USA! SEND HELP!
Juan Edwards
Except during the Great Emu War the aussies had machine guns and still lost due to the emus strategic use of guerrilla warfare apparently.
Nolan Long
Emus were getting too intelligent, writing folk music, using silverware, ect. They were threatening to use outbackniggers so the aussissies nuked em and protected their resource. Outbackniggers
Luke Edwards
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Colton Garcia
> Beaked
Jordan Edwards
If you think that's bad you should read about Operation Cottage. The US lost 300 men and a destroyer attacking an uninhabited island.
Christian Peterson
See the lustful look in her eyes? She wants the superior BEC.
Leo Peterson
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Dylan Young
She wants that BEC
BEAKED.com
Chase Lee
>Never seen a abbo drop a emu in full sprint with a boomerang from 200 feet away before
Nolan Miller
>attacking an uninhabited island.
yea right
Thomas Martinez
We hate them because we lost a whole war to them
Parker Ross
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Zachary Ross
Why do emus look like abbos
Gavin Barnes
>those eyes
That birds a QT m8
Jayden Torres
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Josiah Ramirez
but actually it was aliens dude
they covered it up
Asher Brown
This would be so much easier if you had semis. Americans could destroy these giant birds
Lincoln Reed
Is there any rare footage?
Camden Garcia
dont you mean BEAK
Elijah Scott
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
Justin Collins
damn look at those feet - anyone that thinks dinosaurs weren't flightless birds is a fucking retard.
Gabriel Long
This is a photograph of an Emu spotted in AZ. No one knows where it came from.
They've already infiltrated.
Carson Garcia
Americans are going to lose their war against the boars just as surely as the Ozzies lost to the emus. Humans are just another invasive species like rabbits and killer bees. They come and they go.
Nolan Jenkins
>When the racemixing jew goes overboard