Alright you fags, its time for a short risk thread.
Yet another risk thread
I'm the real OP.
West is Best
Central Spain
Edgy Red
Scotland
Blue
Edinburgh
Please don't use to many country names and stuff, I was brought up in a country that doesn't give a shit about Europe,
The Forsaken
Moscow
Red
Egypt
Casino
Gold
Fucking special snowflake
MUPDATE
invade northern england, spills go further south
Take Egypt
spill Arabian Peninsula
This isn't a mupdate, but seeing as only two people are playing I think we should wait. I've put myself in aswell
Don't put yourself in, it's not fair.
Also:
Croatioa (yes, with an O)
Start in Krajina
Lime
ok, I have no idea where the fuck that is. Please don't use names, just directions. Really Sorry.
Seeing as there are now three players i'll let you all vote on whether i'm in.
Sicily
Cyan
Sicily
Roll to fill Italy.
Oh, since there are only three players we shall wait. Most of the Europeans haven't woken up yet.
Krajina is in eastern Croatia, near the border with Bosnia. Every Sup Forumsack knows about the Yugoslav wars.
Fill region then go for northwest and southern region one by one.
>keeps using place names
seeing as we have time I'll google search them, but I am no pollack and have no idea about European geography other than where some major countries are.
Croatia is pretty major though.
Keep telling yourself that bud.
Fill Egypt
fill southern England
You should learn the countries before playing RISK though.
Fill all the ex-yu states, spill Albania and Bulgaria.
Fill northern Spain
Take Sardinia and Corsica, then Fill Italy.
German Reich
Germany
Grey
Playing is a fast way to learn too. I didn't know shit for geography before risk.
I learnt where Belarus was, but the i fagot.
take remainder of southern england
Montenegro -> Slovenia -> FYROM -> Bulgaria -> Albania
You forgot my move.
Take Sardinia and Corsica, then fill Italy.
Netherlands
Orange
Amsterdam
O fuck heres the real one
Take Arabia
invade Netherlands
Your bonus is +3. And I don't know what puppy you are talking about.
Fill northeast Spain then southern Spain.
Hes from another game. Just waiting west is best
Fucking internet, man.
take rest of ireland
spills go to capturing netherlands
Fill Italy.
FYROM -> Albania -> Bulgaria -> Romania
Take Arabia
NAP?
Fill Southern Spain then Portugal, spill into Africa.
Agreed
Im trying to only let 15min between mups. Ill be gone in two hours anyway
Fucking paint.
Fill Italy, spill Tunisia and Switzerland.
take rest of netherlands
Romania -> Moldova -> Hungary -> Greece
Take Arabia and Israel
reclaim Netherlands from Britain
Fuck you too.
:c
also, I spend ages waiting for people, so lease get your orders in asap.
Sorry bro, Ill put both your rols in next round
Fill Switzerland and France.
UPDATED
Why so rood?
Hungary -> Greece -> Slovakia -> Ukraine
>Ruthenia
>Edgy Blue
>The Russian region between kazachstan and the other russian region
Fill the region I'm in, spills to kazachstan
keep pushing against Britain
invade Reich
Fill Morocco then Africa one region at a time.
I guess OP doesn't know it.
OP, he's talking about the region north-west of Kazakhstan, the one with Tatarstan in it.
Take Israel and middle eastern countries
I know important places, bro. Assuming I put it in the right place :0
reclaim Netherlands and Invade England
Keep filling Africa one region at a time.
retake netherlands from reich
Take middle eastern countires
nvm OP
Beeline the an Egg like object in france
we must study this object to see if its an egg
you can have all of germany if i can have netherlands and we NAP
you did it just right. finish kazachstan and expand into the russian region west of me
Fill that French region, then the 2 Southern regions, then Tunisia.
pali
deal
take denmark and germany
gay
secure the territory around an egg like object for further study
Fill more Africa region by region.
Greece -> Slovakia -> Ukraine
Did you count my bonus last roll?
Fill Austria then Czech republic.
Take Iran
spill south of Egypt
finish the region near the caspian sea and march into the russian region north of western ukraine
nort of eastern ukraine*
my bad
another pali
...
Hmm, I didn't want to expand into Germany actually, I wanted Austria and Czech as said here Anyway, roll to fill southern France, then Poland.
Take Iran
Spill Pakistan
finish red and the region they're in, expand into the rest of russia
I roll to study this an egg like object to see what it can reveal about the location and nature of an egg
spills go to filling belgium
Roll for revolt in Serbia
Mmmm shieeeeeeeet
Free Russia
Rest of Russia
Any color
Invade Ruthenia
Eastern Ukraine -> Belaruse -> Poland
Would you like to be allies?
PS:
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I'd love to
Fucking Croatniggers time to die
Sorry cuz, I'm shit at geography.
The egg is a riddle:
If you lose this game, you have to write a piece of erotic fiction about eating my cum tart, bitch.
Wanna ally?
It's fine. Invade Germany, spill into Denmark.
Take Pakistan and India
Repel Russians, spill to the rest of russia