Yet another risk thread

Alright you fags, its time for a short risk thread.

I'm the real OP.

West is Best
Central Spain
Edgy Red

Scotland
Blue
Edinburgh

Please don't use to many country names and stuff, I was brought up in a country that doesn't give a shit about Europe,

The Forsaken
Moscow
Red

Egypt
Casino
Gold

Fucking special snowflake

MUPDATE

invade northern england, spills go further south

Take Egypt

spill Arabian Peninsula

This isn't a mupdate, but seeing as only two people are playing I think we should wait. I've put myself in aswell

Don't put yourself in, it's not fair.

Also:

Croatioa (yes, with an O)
Start in Krajina
Lime

ok, I have no idea where the fuck that is. Please don't use names, just directions. Really Sorry.


Seeing as there are now three players i'll let you all vote on whether i'm in.

Sicily
Cyan
Sicily

Roll to fill Italy.

Oh, since there are only three players we shall wait. Most of the Europeans haven't woken up yet.

Krajina is in eastern Croatia, near the border with Bosnia. Every Sup Forumsack knows about the Yugoslav wars.

Fill region then go for northwest and southern region one by one.

>keeps using place names
seeing as we have time I'll google search them, but I am no pollack and have no idea about European geography other than where some major countries are.

Croatia is pretty major though.

Keep telling yourself that bud.

Fill Egypt

fill southern England

You should learn the countries before playing RISK though.

Fill all the ex-yu states, spill Albania and Bulgaria.

Fill northern Spain

Take Sardinia and Corsica, then Fill Italy.

German Reich
Germany
Grey

Playing is a fast way to learn too. I didn't know shit for geography before risk.

I learnt where Belarus was, but the i fagot.

take remainder of southern england

Montenegro -> Slovenia -> FYROM -> Bulgaria -> Albania

You forgot my move.

Take Sardinia and Corsica, then fill Italy.

Netherlands
Orange
Amsterdam

O fuck heres the real one

Take Arabia

invade Netherlands

Your bonus is +3. And I don't know what puppy you are talking about.

Fill northeast Spain then southern Spain.

Hes from another game. Just waiting west is best

Fucking internet, man.

take rest of ireland
spills go to capturing netherlands

Fill Italy.

FYROM -> Albania -> Bulgaria -> Romania

Take Arabia

NAP?

Fill Southern Spain then Portugal, spill into Africa.

Agreed

Im trying to only let 15min between mups. Ill be gone in two hours anyway

Fucking paint.

Fill Italy, spill Tunisia and Switzerland.

take rest of netherlands

Romania -> Moldova -> Hungary -> Greece

Take Arabia and Israel

reclaim Netherlands from Britain

Fuck you too.

:c

also, I spend ages waiting for people, so lease get your orders in asap.

Sorry bro, Ill put both your rols in next round

Fill Switzerland and France.

UPDATED

Why so rood?

Hungary -> Greece -> Slovakia -> Ukraine

>Ruthenia
>Edgy Blue
>The Russian region between kazachstan and the other russian region

Fill the region I'm in, spills to kazachstan

keep pushing against Britain

invade Reich

Fill Morocco then Africa one region at a time.

I guess OP doesn't know it.

OP, he's talking about the region north-west of Kazakhstan, the one with Tatarstan in it.

Take Israel and middle eastern countries

I know important places, bro. Assuming I put it in the right place :0

reclaim Netherlands and Invade England

Keep filling Africa one region at a time.

retake netherlands from reich

Take middle eastern countires

nvm OP
Beeline the an Egg like object in france

we must study this object to see if its an egg

you can have all of germany if i can have netherlands and we NAP

you did it just right. finish kazachstan and expand into the russian region west of me

Fill that French region, then the 2 Southern regions, then Tunisia.

pali

deal

take denmark and germany

gay

secure the territory around an egg like object for further study

Fill more Africa region by region.

Greece -> Slovakia -> Ukraine

Did you count my bonus last roll?

Fill Austria then Czech republic.

Take Iran
spill south of Egypt

finish the region near the caspian sea and march into the russian region north of western ukraine

nort of eastern ukraine*
my bad

another pali

...

Hmm, I didn't want to expand into Germany actually, I wanted Austria and Czech as said here Anyway, roll to fill southern France, then Poland.

Take Iran
Spill Pakistan

finish red and the region they're in, expand into the rest of russia

I roll to study this an egg like object to see what it can reveal about the location and nature of an egg

spills go to filling belgium

Roll for revolt in Serbia

Mmmm shieeeeeeeet

Free Russia
Rest of Russia
Any color
Invade Ruthenia

Eastern Ukraine -> Belaruse -> Poland

Would you like to be allies?

PS:

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I'd love to

Fucking Croatniggers time to die

Sorry cuz, I'm shit at geography.

The egg is a riddle:

If you lose this game, you have to write a piece of erotic fiction about eating my cum tart, bitch.

Wanna ally?

It's fine. Invade Germany, spill into Denmark.

Take Pakistan and India

Repel Russians, spill to the rest of russia