My father is passing a kidney stone atm

My father is passing a kidney stone atm
Please supply meme magic

Did he vote Trump?

Our whole family is MAGA
Also, checked

cute

That might explain the blue streak I so go overhead earlier.......

I hope he dies. RIP

no

I have a feeling I'll be having to do that pretty soon

Sending some meme magic your way, but I need good karma too so send some back.

>kidney stone

Jesus Christ. I've only had one once when I was 16 because puberty but passing it was hell. Think of a small, sharp peanut sized object coming out of your dickhole, then you piss red for two days and have to douse your dick in purell so it doesn't get infected

Oh god those hurt so much. I have an emergency Diclofenac and Oxycodone pills just in case I have to go through that experience. Guys I don't want another kidney stone. I'd rather An Hero than go through that again.

I don't need you to fucking tell me you horrible cunt

is he chill with smoking pot for that pain?

obviously you have a calcium problem at 16.

cut out the fried foods.

stop refrigerating your water and drink it warm.

get him some kratom and alcohol if he's not on pain pills

mix with ginger to combat nausea

Actually I drank my milk and ate my veggies becoming a big boy. I went to the doctor about my urethra and he just said to let it pass and it was normal in some teens.

The best part is when you disenfect the cut, I hadn't cried like that since I was real young

Why? The fuck difference does that make.

Is the kidney stone white?

Holy hell. I never wanna have one of those.

He can have my strength

Pppscchhhrttwoooo!

Enjoy

the hell is that thing under you it looks like a fucking cow

Nice piercing faggot

It's my English Bull Terrier

Why spoon my bitch when I can spoon the dog?

Ok
Nice Tourette's

dog looks comfy
your effeminate faggy head tilt looks gay

I haven't seen one of those dogs in ages. They seem pretty rare for me now.

They're, hardly see any over here. but they're loyal as fuck, always has me in a laugh too, get one

You hold a job outside of mc Donalds with that piercing?

Head tilt for pussy
Can't you into normal life also?

>having a father
god bless you and him user

No McDonalds, I have an alright job, I can live happily, I deal with Asbestos

Are Bull terriers the Finns of the dog world?

Hope he gets AIDs, rolling for freak accident

AAAHHH TAKE MY ENERGY

\o

That's all i have

Consider urethral sounding. Some even find pleasure in it

Most likely, should be the breed of kek, I'm sure he would approve with the chaos they bring...

Op get in there and suck it out, be a good boi

Kek truely is the god of chaos before the dawn

Damn kek

I have a fucked up kidney that gives me a kidney stone at least once a year. He'll live