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Aussie anons what do?

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i want one as a pet. can they live in the canadian environment

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LYNCH LYNCH LYNCH

Oh, yeah. Sure. Super mutant emus.

Glad (you) thought THAT one through all the way.

I've killed a few of them. They're pieces of shit. I work with Contractor group who work with the government, though mostly do protection work for scientists and doctors. Usually we work overseas, but occasionally, we get jobs to protect groups in the outback or for Doctors going to remote Aboriginal Communities.
These things are violent pieces of shit. They're not as bad as Cassowary, which are like fucking modern day Raptors, but they're still shits.
They die quick though. Single shot takes them down.

Biggest cunts though are Kangaroos. They'll ALWAYS try and fight you. At least Emus will run away if you yell at them. Kangaroos always, ALWAYS require you to punch them in the face before they fuck off.

This. We used a major breeding around of those things to test weapons.

They're pretty much pest tier at this point.

Do the abos and emus fight over territory? I imagine

the australian military and the emus fight over territory

Sadly no, they'd get killed by all the muslims.

What about dropbears mate? Ever encountered some of those?

What if the emu is the solution of the Muslim problem, we just air drop them over the middle East

Shit, drop bears I'm to scared to talk about, you never know when one is abo-

Laziest mother fuckers alive. If people didn't exist, they'd likely be all dead by now.
Though they do sound like Satan speaking out of his ass, which is pretty hilarious. They get high on Eucalyptus leaves, which is how they constantly fall out of trees.

Also, when they're babies, they eat shit. Literally.

Get on my knees and worship the BEC

I just said they'd be killed by the muslims.

This looks like fun.
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