Be Norwegian

>be Norwegian
>live in a shithole, basically mudhut tier
>"muh vikings"
>our only accomplishments so far is infighting, "breddy gudd :DD" boats and shamanistic shit
>Hvitekrist (White Christ) comes and saves us
>Suddenly we have writing (inb4 muh futhark, runes are retarded), agriculture and society
>a few hundred years later we're amongst the richest countries in the world
>some faggot kills a man and tries to tell us christianty is bad
>put 6 children in an 18 year old French slag, live on welfare and yell "WE WUZ VIKANGZ"

Why is Varg such a faggot?

loo

stop street shitting

>put 6 children in an 18 year old French slag, live on welfare and yell "WE WUZ VIKANGZ"

Is that meant to be a bad thing? That's the dream desu. If niggers can use welfare, so can we.

Hey Apu, don't you have any goats to be fucking right now?

Those who shit on streets should not cast shitposts

>live in a shithole
Are you sure you're talking about Norwegians?

hahaha... an indian saying others live in a shit hole...haha the irony oh my god thats so funny. so tell me when you last saw a norwegian shitting in the street?

Stop making fun of Varg

Do not use my Varg again, cunt

>Live on welfare
Who is giving him welfare retard? He owes the Norwegian state millions I believe.

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>be Pajeet.
>Call any other nation on earth a shithole.

Noice

>mudhut
>mud
>colour of indian skin
>poo
>in
>loo

it all makes sense now, from this I can recognise OP is not only a massive faggot, but a pajeet that shits in designated streets. Interesting

Does everyone in your country watch the Vikings tv show?

India is the most degenerate country in the world

Prove me wrong

I can't sorry.

why does he pause so much when speaking?

to try and sound dramatic or something?

he just ends up sounding laughable

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They shit in the streets because their toilets are used for shrines and or cooking pots

Pajeet stop talking shit and come take your gypsies back

norway is objectively the best country in europe, and probably the world

>pic for emphasis

why haven't you taken the Gaahl pill?

AYO
>*bangs shield*
HOL UP
*chucks throwing axe*
AYOOOOOOOO
>*drinks from your skull*
YOU BE SAYIN'
>*steals from monastery*
AYOOOOOOOO
>*looks around instinctively for armored cavalry*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
>*opens up a 40oz of mead and pours some out for his homies Ingvar and Brynjolf*
SUM FINNA
>*attends blót*
DAT WE WUZ
>*participates in overseas raiding*
AYO YOU BE SAYIN'
>*rapes Irish slavegirl*
WE WUZ
>*goes berserk*
VIKANGZ N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIITTTTTT
>*converts to Christianity*

shieeeet

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The * wasn't necessary. But still its top kek

Thanks, I worked hard on that OC my merchant friend

Can I get a quick rundown?

isn't he the gay one?

Literally swims in shit. an argument has never been so invalid

behead those who insult varg

especially if they're indian

>be indian
End of story

Yeah, Norwegians suck pretty bad.

>homosexual satanist who plays black metal and controlls his fruity boyfriends's ass with an iron but fair fist

Your shift at 7-11 is starting soon

Indians talk bad about British colonialism

>muh ebil empire

They forget the part that colonialism was the revenge or the counter-offensive against Children of India colonisers.

Heehee that's funny because he's an indian, and they have 7/11 in India.
Look @ me I'm as ignorant as you