*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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cuddle up

Shot in the head.

>I take out my flamethrower

*use my entire can of spray*

Sup.

Break out the climbing spikes and stick a flag on his head.

*throws hamburger*

*block his path*

run his ass over because he is in the middle of the fucking highway

B-Bismallah

>Pull up my rescue quran.
>recites something that would save me

ur big...

.........but r u FAST????? *teleports behind him with my unleashed katana"

How does someone get this big? He's ripped like a gears of war character

*uses synthol removal ray

*throws a ham sandwich in its path*

...

*Waits for him to have a heart attack*

filthy kuffar, i heard you were insulting the prophet muhammed (pbuh) on a laotian social anxiety carrier pidgeon community.

Steroids idiot

its mostly fat desu

*unzips pork*

You're a big guy

*stand on the wall and laugh*

Oil injections(no kidding) and roids

he doesnt spend all his time on Sup Forums

wave bacon at him

He's not ripped, he has like 30% body fat.

Synthol and fat.

*loads bullets that were dipped in pig fat*

heh, sorry kiddo

*unloads a shot between the eyes*

t. Path Independent Random Walk

>*teleport behind him*
tssk... nothing personnel kiddo

>Pull out needle.
>*Pop*

So what he's strong fat? I got a fucking barret fifty cal let's see what he can do against that

>whip out shotty
>blast him in each Kneecap
>Kick his tendons while hes squirming in agony
>punch him in the Nuts
>Curb Stomp him into oblivion

it's the power of ALLAH

the stretch marks leads me to believe he has used a copious amount of steroids

watch out

*Lightly jogs to the left*
*Continues journey*

how is this a problem? the fat fuck can barely move.

Walk past him while handing him a smile and a nod.

Most people are reasonable and polite. No reason to believe that fine gentleman is any different.

He's sikh though

What do you think, we aren't Eurofags.

Yea, sikh gains

Should do the trick.

Will his disfigured inbred friends be blocking the path with him?

for you

Those are probably Sikh gains, but it gets me every time.

Throw boomerang
Glass the cunts face
Boomerang hits back of his head woth force equivalent to a king hit and the cunt dies

>Bildschrimfoto

Lernender des Deutsches, oder?

kek

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teleports behind you.

das ist iOS, adolf

Was being caught part of your plan?

synthol man

he should be drilled for oil

Play pokeflute

Offer to cut the 2 caterpillars that look like they are fucking over his eyes. Proceeds to ask if he would as a good Muslim offer his children for bachi baazi.

>use Desert Eagle to insert a projectile in each kneecap
>continue walking

Gee, where did you get those muscles from?

DELETE THIS

I want to fuck that

...

Anabolics

>hair on the sides shorter than on top

literally haram

*jump forward*

ALLAH SOURIA BASHAR W BAS

holy christ.

source? this guy is getting me moister than an oista

*builds wall*

Gonna show you who is the boss of the gym

*breaks his neck*

He is too fat and slow, one hit to the lobe and he is down. He won't even see it coming.

Pfff, the bigger they are, the worse is the fall.

>start running in circles around him
>he's so fat he won't be able to catch me
>eventually he'll feel dizzy
>unleash my crusader sword covered in holy water and bacon
>nothing personnel infidel

rip his knees