His "country" doesn't have snowy mountains, beautiful national parks, great beaches, enormous deserts, large forests...

>his "country" doesn't have snowy mountains, beautiful national parks, great beaches, enormous deserts, large forests, wide open plains, vast tundras, many different lakes, great variety of farms, amazing vacation resorts, and multiple mega-cities.

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What part of our beautiful land do you live in, mate?

Only thing we don't really have on that list is deserts probably - closest thing would be cypress hills. North America is truly the greatest continent, Amerifriend.

Wrong. We have the alberta badlands and drumheller.

Yet you can't drink tap water

>he isnt able to go skiing in the morning and surfing in the afternoon

Yet your wife's son can't eat non-Halal.

Until California has a mega quake and it somehow triggers Yellowstone national park volcano and the country falls into a giant sinkhole that will be filled with volcanic ash

+ a bunch of spics and niggers

Actually snowy mountains are only an hour and a half away from LA

>Go outside
>Get killed by a feral emu

Feels good, man.

People in California can do that

fucking delete this

The EU has all of those.

>inb4 muh eu is not a country hurr durr

In that regard it might as well be. I can get into my car and drive to Portugal, Denmark or Hungary without passing a single border checkpoint.

no we have all that, i would rather everything be green and mild

He doesn't raise animals and vegetables for free food

They look like fucking dinosaurs

>his country isn't at least 90% white

American cities are mostly really shitty though. They have no planning at all.

It's something many take for granted. I used to spend the majority of my time outdoors. When I was young I worked outside all day long, in my free time I was hunting/fishing/gathering and hiking.
Currently being lazy today, boiling sap down and shitposting.

Favorite vegetable from the garden? Fresh cucumbers or carrots for me.

Saskatchewan has the northernmost sand dunes on Earth

and you'll see culture all the way, unlike in the US, where you'll only see fast food joints and fat fucks

Tomatoes , cucumbers , onions and lettuce . Pretty confy desu

In Alberta there's deserts.

The tundra is basically a desert anyways, just a cold one.

Homegrown tomatoes are probably one of my favorite things to eat.

I've seen most of the East Coast in the US and personally I prefer vacationing in the EU (specifically Southern Europe).

>his "country" doesn't have snowy mountains, beautiful national parks, great beaches, enormous deserts, large forests, wide open plains, vast tundras, many different lakes, great variety of farms, amazing vacation resorts, and multiple mega-cities.

Except for vast deserts, Romania has all of that. Are we top-tier country?

and your chances of being shot doing one of those are higher than eslewhere.

We have everything but deserts and tundras which are useless anyway.
Are we better than america?

>no desert

alberta fags use the jewgle for once in your life en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okanagan_Desert

Nice Union you have there
It'd be a shame if...
something were to...
happen to it...

>his "country" doesn't have
>snowy mountains,
Serra da Estrela
>beautiful national parks,
Serra do Gerês
>great beaches
Algarve
>enormous deserts
Alentejo
>large forests
Serra de Canelas
>wide open plains
uh, Alentejo again
>vast tundras
Estadio de Alvalade
>many different lakes
Lagoa de Santo André
>great variety of farms
>amazing vacation resorts, and multiple mega-cities.
You forgot the mega vulcano

Right in the link you gave
>The so-called Nk'mip Desert, on the east side of Osoyoos, is actually shrub steppe and not desert.
>NOT DESERT
You fucking ameritard

but have 99.2% white people :^)

Onions don't do so well in my ground, get some from my neighbor through trade.
Tomatoes are god tier right off the vine, and so is sweet corn.

Lol, stop speaking Mexican, learn American or leave

The US doesn't have an official language

>his country has terrorist attacks

We speak american

>slavs
>white

But what if it has all of that and no niggers/beaners to boot?

2bh I do prefer american than britbong. It's just easier to speak and understand.

You have Uzbeks and Chechens. Don't pretend you don't have your own shit to deal with.

>flag

>and you'll see muslims all the way

ftfy

>laughing at my flag despite the fact that it's the only thing preventing you from becoming Crimea 2.0

>his "country" doesn't have snowy mountains
don't remind me, i always wanted to get into snowboarding/skiing

>his "country" doesn't have snowy mountains,
Nope
>beautiful national parks,
Cultural landscaping, so nope
>great beaches,
Nope
>enormous deserts,
Nope
>large forests
Nope
>wide open plains
Nope
>vast tundras
Nope
>many different lakes
1 great lake, also cultivated
>great variety of farms
Meh
>amazing vacation resorts
Nope
>and multiple mega-cities.
Nope

Holland shittier confirmed

Yeah i know it , thanks
but you shouldn't consider who's white who's not when your nation has very huge black population

DELET THIS

>his country isn't 90%+ white

>don't remind me, i always wanted to get into snowboarding/skiing

>countrylets
if your country is under 400m on average you should gas yourself

>60 degrees is cold enough to go skiing

O kurwa :(

>Europeans think 100 miles is a long distance

Got all I need here. Except vitamin D.

Washington State master race

we have everything except for beaches and megacities

feels bad man

only baltimore

Wow... this was actually a courteous effort post. My bad, Baltbro. Didn't mean to hurt your sovereign feelings.

Just club some seals

I know that feel. My country has 2000 years of history too

thanks again

I got all that shit in one fuckin province buddy

iktfb

>he cant access all those things in an hour
might as well kys

>Russia, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Greenland, USA, Canada
Those are the only countries having tundras.

Everyone else can fuck off.

youtube.com/watch?v=0F0zob9DIEA

No you dumb nigger, China and india have them too. Infacet Porkistanand Afghanistan have too

>Multiple mega cities

Yeah such as uh..maybe Bucharest and...?

Thanks for making me laugh once in a while
> private apartment in 1-1.5 hours from Elbrus
> live in a mega-city
> just came back from Karjalan hike trip

Inhaled too much poo again eh Pajeet?

Bucharest is a fuckin village tier city. Get out of your swamplands and travel the world to know what mega cities are. Pic related is for example a mega city

>without passing a single border checkpoint.
And look how well that's working for your Union you dumb wop

America is the most beautiful country on Earth. If only we could get rid of the ugly people.

-_-

For a small irrelevant country there sure are a lot of Slovenian niggers here. We should consider immigrating to change the demography.

>implying India doesn't has that
That's great if you can use that and aren't forced to scrub the sewers and pay extra just to see any of it.

>кoмнaтa в хpyщeвкe
>нopильcк
>вepнyлcя co cвaлки
Фтфю.

We actually have all of that kek

>his cunt can't terraform itself
lmao

>first lady of the 2nd most powerfull country in the world
>irrelevant

Whatever you say sweetie :^)

>Bucharest is a fuckin village tier city
huh? Bucharest is the largest and most populous city in eastern EU and the whole of Europe, if you don't count Russia.

Cluj, Iasi si Timisoara sunt orase mari pentru Europa, nu mega orase, dar pot fii considerate orase mari.

Fuck off back to the nickel mines, Ivan.

>implying First Lady means anything.

Melania is a glorified hooker thats all. Nothing to be proud off. Do you people even have anythin to be proud off except being raped by your neighbouring countries repeatedly. Sure must be depressing to live such an irrelevant life.

>his country doesn't have fields
>just fields
>

>Can't sit and watch 11 months of rain
>Can't be arrested for a knife
>Can't be cucked by muslims

Btfo Burger

Indias 15th largest city has more population than Bucharest

Chinas 6oth largest city bigger than Bucharest. You should consider redefining what is considered a large city which is why I suggested earlier that you have to get out more

But my country does though. And we're 92% white, unlike you. :)

>his country doesn't have the metric system

1% abo = 10% niggers though

>OPs Country isn't immune to radiation.

Deserts in Alberta and pretty sure there's even cactus that grow in the okanagan. There's even a tiny pathetic "desert" in Ottawa, but forests are encroaching on it and it barely exists at all anymore. Feels good to be in the first world

We use Liters,Grams, and CM

Abos are even dumber than the average nigger, though. Abos are literally sub-niggers.

Oregon life best life

>tfw you will never get to explore the uncharted wilderness in the Canadian rockies

What about Argentina or Bhutan?

> Двyшкa нa ~60м в гoднoй cтaлинкe в мecтнoм цeнтpe
> Зeлёный aнклaв Mocквaбaдa
> Чeм cвaлкa? Taм, гдe хoдил, вooбщe ничeгo aнтpoпoгeннoгo нe вcтpeтил кpoмe шлямбypoв

>Melania is a glorified hooker thats all.
Atleast we are attractive unlike you curryshits that are only slightly above abos.
Almost half of your country shits in the streets and you think you can trashtalk anyone else?
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