Just a friendly reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian board. God bless you all
Just a friendly reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian board. God bless you all
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daily reminder that Sup Forums is a board of kek and the christian god is moloch. Your poster id even proves this, being GI0MI8ch aka Glow Moloch.
PRAISE KEK
May the lord bless you and keep fighting the good fight my brother in Christ.
Well said, OP.
Worming her way out of her bunghole
Chunk chunk chunk
Five boxes of cereal in that one shit
Lop lop lop like a big heffer horse
Big and nearly green, or it should be but it's brown
Chunky doesn't give it justice, it's "airy", light, and somehow tight
So much packed in but not clamped down nor downtrodden
Natural styrofoam pre heated, you want to squish
Hand over hand-one under-side to side-and held apart grabbing shit like a rope
Forming back like lichen moss or brownish loam
Oh how it comes out in chunks, segments
Like dough dropping down a hole that's just too small for a free fall
Coming out of that big thick white ass, a bung hole
Juiceless, but not fruitless
Raspberries. Strawberries. Nuts. And raisins.
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No, we don't need superstition here. Fuck off
9/23/17
BRRRUPPT
You need to follow the ways of your Orthodox kin
Don't forget this:
Praise
>unironically love Christian values
>going to start going to church with my partner
>started defending Christianity
>can't bring myself to actually believe in it
What do? Do I really have to live the rest of my life as a fake Christian?
Also thanks a lot pol, you did this to me
I will pray for you, user
So does that mean heathens like me can't post here?
Not political, fuck off OP.
>The world still follows the musings of desert goat herders from 2500 years ago
Top fucking Kek.
God with you this day, user.
God bless you too, user.
But I need to point out that doesn't change the fact that there are still serious problems with the Church most visibly on the Catholic side and on the Protestant side. These problems didn't always exists but they need to be fixed in order to save our people.
No, it does not
Seek Christ and his Church. God always triumphs.
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>christcucks think going on cuck expeditions aka (((missionaries))) to feed niggers in africa is the pinnacle of life
>christcucks causing the exploding population of niggers in africa thanks to their cuckoldry
Is your problem believing in god?
I absolutely agree. Corruption seems to be getting worse and worse with those in power
PRAISE KEK
check my digits, also my time
Problem is not Africa, but that Europeans have abonded their faith and have a declining birth rate.
Forget Africa.
Amen brother
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil: for Thou art with me.
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Yes, mostly believing in the bible, a lot of it seems far too unrealistic. Science seems to btfo a lot of things in there.
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Pol is fully satanic ... only demons here
God bless you too, brother.
>nothing you do in life matters but holding the belief that jesus is lord
What the fuck man
The bible didn't just fall out of the sky legible to all mankind.
>be australian
>years of being exposed to +100 degree heat has caused me to believe something came from nothing
>years of being exposed to +100 degree heat has caused me to believe that consciousnesses came out of rocks
Amen
Bumping to spread the word of Jesus Christ
God is a meanspirited, spiteful tyrant, a slave master from which there is supposedly no escape.
Simply existing makes you his cock sleeve and the smallest slights damns you for eternity.
Why on earth would anyone want to follow this garbage.
Get real.
>Ah, I see you were born against your will. That is a sin muh boy.
>Ah, I see you're wearing two separate clothes, that's a sin muh boy.
>Ah, I see you added a dash of spice to your bread, that's a sin muh boy.
>Sorry god, can I be for-
>floods my house with snakes and dog shit than burns me alive for eternity
>WHY GOD WHY
>lol cause I love you dude get it LMAO
>FORGIVE ME AAAAAH AHHHHHH
>"No."
>be sepo
>years of being exposed to two different flags and still can't tell the difference
>Chemistry is just rocks bro
Catholics aren't Christian
They used to be. Catholicism was the very first Christian Church
Every religion is a human manufactured belief system abusing archetypes from early human history. There was a civilization of humans before us that died out around 8000-12000 years ago in a cataclysmic event. In that event the humans who survived lost consciousness and as the smartest ones slowly regained it they created systems that relied on this ancient knowledge and which could easily be used to manipulate people and slowly coalesce them back into society (not necessarily all bad things). Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, etc. all were created using archetypes from the previous generation. Look at the symbolism in these religions and in ancient polyglyphs
Simply put, that is personal opinion
If you would like to go further past the brick wall I assume you hit at some point whenever you research religious subjects, I suggest you take note of my "opinion". It will give you power over things that once had power over you.
Praise
Also, I'm not saying religion is necessarily wrong. There probably is something to the tale that each of them repeat in different sheep's clothing, but they were not organically produced
There can only be One True Church of Christ.
"One Lord, One faith, One baptism"
Ephesians 4:5
I would rather spend a life worshiping God and be wrong, than spend a life not believing and be wrong. It's a win win for me regardless if I'm right or wrong. Now if you're wrong, you will regret it when the day comes
Since evolution is wrong, then life was created.
It's totally logical.
Yahweh, Jesus and Allah are myths. The Tanakh, The Bibles and The Quran are fiction. The Abrahamic Religions are cancers to mankind. It is truly mind blowing that people still believe in these dangerous Bronze age superstitions.
Thank you Jesus. Please forgive us of our sins as we try and follow your path.
> It's wrong
> hurrrrr
> durrrrrr
> I can give no supporting argument besides it's wrong hurrrr durrrr
>gnosis
>gospel of philip
to the oven you go heretic
Kek and Odin here to BTFO of the child raping pantheon
>i believe Christianity in its entirety. Christ is the one true savior, and my religion, though scripturally similar, is inherently different than other religions because reasons
>im smarter than you
pick one
Edge
WE STILL ARE YOU FAGGOTS
Where in the motherfuck do people like this come from? Were they abused? Didn't get enough affection from their parents? Really, where the fuck do people like this come from because i've seen even crazier atheist "europhia/enlightened" shit then what this poster typed out.
Personally I welcome the atheists, muslims and degenerate cucks.
If we don't evangelize to these people we are lost.
You cant prove youre right becuase you believed you evolved to survive, not to discern the truth from the lies of this world
Yes, the church goer very much is. But there is corruption now days higher up in the Vatican
>bronze age
Get the fuck off your chair faggot. How many bronze swords did you make today? Oh none and you jsut sat there getting fat?
REALLY EVOLVED AND ADVANCED OF YOU user
Living righteously and seeking the truth are not mutually exclusive. But when you think you have the answer, why would you ever seek more truth? And who told you it was the answer anyway? Did you think truth comes so easy? Handed out to everyone in a pamphlet or a book? I am not an atheist by the way, but I have chosen to assume power over those symbols that have kept me from the truth and to understand them. No God would ever want me doing anything else
And you as well, user.
thicc, would probably be an 8/10 for me if she changed her outfit.
Fuck you science denying bible thumping inbred hick. Science is the only way to live your life, atheism is the true life. Go hang yourself, fucker.
Read Dawkins or Hitchens and actually learn something, fucking blind, bigoted dogmatic asshole.
How is that excusive?
WOW WHAT A DUMBASS
If you cant know good from evil, meaning if you dont know the truth
THEN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE RIGHTEOUSLY???
"Conspiracy" is a word that has gained a very negative viewpoint in our society but only because it has been pushed in that way by people who want to devalue it's true meaning. If you think about it a conspiracy is really any organization of people or things that does things without others having the explicit knowledge of all those ongoings. A startup can be considered a conspiracy. Any company can be considered a conspiracy. A biological cell, indeed, with its definition as being an object that maintains an internal environment different from its outside, can be considered a conspiracy. Now take this from our point N and do a dynamic programming type thing in your head back to point 0, wherever you decide that may be, whether it is in the dawn of cellular biology or in the dawn of human consciousness. What does that imply to you? How can you imagine humanity will develop and has it developed in that way? If so, is your model wrong or are there things in the human world you cannot necessarily observe? Conspiracies are a natural part of life. Information hiding is necessary to distinguish living things from nature.
Consider this as a seed for understanding my argument
Nobody told me the truth. I've just had things happen to me and I know without doubt. I don't know, per sey, I feel it
You creepy lesbo
Not even men would settle for that but fat faggy womyn certainly would
if you need a book to tell you good from evil, you should be sterilized or put down like the fucking feral piece of shit you are.
>here's my thesis on how I suck dick
Ok tell me in 5 words or less I aint got all day
You are a sad lonely individual. It's you who needs help. I hope you get the attention you need in the future. God bless
>Read Dawkins or Hitchens
Lol.
Who would want to waste time with these british hacks.
Oh so you dont know what "mutually exclusive" means? I overestimated who I was conversing with. I am not arguing with you, just discussing so we can learn from each other. Calm yourself, your God wouldn't like you being so mean now would he?
>you feril this and that
Oooh you talk tough like us anons here on pol.
Of course you need books
WHY DO WE HAVE A CONSTITUTION
DO YOU THINK MY BIRTH CIRTIFICATE IS STAMPED ON MY ASS??
>you don't talk right
Oy vey nobody cares about your vocab rules
topkek, she is in no danger of that happening
Quit pretending only fatties fuck fatties like that
It is. So why did you post a Cathlicuck image? Go back to splooging on crackers my young slender alterboi
thats not the same girl, the first one has some big heavy suckable tits.
You are not worth explaining things to, any more understanding will do you no good because you are so steadfast in your beliefs. You are doing yourself a disservice
Disgusting
Do you get off to this thinking a "a bunch of right wingers" are ashamed to associate with you?
Of course you do, you lesbians do tihs wierd shit
Hans, perhaps you can help me. How can I square the fact that the Bible is not 100% accurate wrt history/science while also believing that the Catholic church is the one, true, holy apostolic church? I don't have any problems with the teachings of the church (even the contraception one), but cannot bring myself to accept the dogmas.
having guidelines on paper and a following orders from an ancient piece of toilet papyrus because a mystical and yet to be proven existent deity say so are different.
if you think you're so smart, why do you play so dumb?
Go ahead write a book, see how many people bother reading it
Meanwhilethe bible is full of snazzy one linerslke
>YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
Oh poor redditor got triggered by a Jesus picture. What's that? Science is the only way? The same science that made it possible for people to "switch" genders? That drops certian areas of research for the sake of being PC? And you mean the same Dawkins that defended mild pedophilia? Are you going recommend the amazing atheist too?
But in all seriousness, thank God you're the second most hated group of people in America.
Literally this
>muh intellect
It's simple pride
PRIDE GOETH BEFORE THE FALL
The followers of Moloch were killed in the bible.
OF course they were. Its fun
Amen user, thank you for this post.
no you dumbass it clearly says Goyim
>like one of us user
I am one of you, i just don't believe in your ghost stories.
>muh self validation
i don't need the thought of an after life and some fucking child diddler in a robe to tell me I'm doing a good job to know I'm a good person
>muh pride
if you had pride you would not be browsing Sup Forums
>Leviticus 20:2 " Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever he be of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn in Israel, that giveth any of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him with stones."
Can't find an instance of a follower being killed, but this commands to kill those who sacrifice to Molech.
Alot of science is pretty much fairytales. Like evolution. They sell you a pack of lies.
Once you have accepted the existence of god you then search for the true faith.
Protestants are only existing to attack the catholic church, they have nothing else in common.
The catholic church is 2000 years old. Directly founded by Jesus Christ himself. With Peter as the first pope.
"And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock, I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not prevail against it."
Matthew 16:18
The bible is also full of confirmations about the catholic faith.
Thank you, user