Swole Left Thread - /LeftyPol/ Central

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So, we have a problem: Nazis. And because I am here to clean up this board, protect protected groups from genocidal fascisms, I am calling for /leftypol/ to join the #SwoleLeft. Once you begin to weight lift, perhaps after a year or two, your body will be prepared to crush fascism, skinny Nazis, and fat, overly-plump, and genetically mutated Evola readers.

Post all things related to Leftism, especially as it relates to crushing fascism and promoting the #SwoleLeft

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>implying feminized leftists have a normal amount of testosterone and that they would actually work and put in effort to have a well maintained physique

Nigger, if that was the case then you leftists would redpill yourselves and realize what faggots you used to be.

>be old faggot
>virtue signal blue pills
>post near nudity

Typical degenerate, judgement is death

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YOU CANT RUN

-You do not tempt me with you sexiness for I am not a fag.
-You do not threaten me with your sexy muscles for I am armed.

why would anyone who sacrifices their time, diet and push through hours of displeasure for their own gain want the government to take away from those who work hard and give to those who don't?

When Obama said, "You didn't build that, s-somebody else built that!"

that's like saying, 'you didn't put hard work into your physique, somebody else did!"

>Implying Germans who just voted again for Merkel, overwhelmingly, are going to be even slightly effective in fighting the #SwoleLeft

Get back to your government enforced immigrant cock cleaning job, Kraut. You're making Germany Leftist, and I love it.

You're too late.
The right has been lifting longer than you.
We've also been training with firearms and studying war.
We'll take you on anywhere bitch.

Unless lifting weights turns your arms into rifles you will accomplish nothing.

Other than improving your fitness, of course.

you have a tiny dick cuz steroids

>when the lead shitposter of /fit/ CBT wants to shitpost elsewhere.

Please head back to our containment board

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>"hah hah guys I'm a swole (citation needed) liberal hah you better stop having opinions cause I said so haha dude I'm jacked listen to me and start watching CNN™ or I'll kick your ass with the rest of the swole left haha give me attention"

>tfw I'm a grower not a shower

Because everybody has the right to be safe and fed

egas back down to page 10 guys

>lifting weights means you can fight
/fit/skins pls go

CAPITALISM invented steroids and hgh.

Leftpols BTFO

Safety ain't a right muh boi it's a privilege
It's called get a job

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>when the first post is also the best post

Why do you need muscles and gay jocks to clean a website? Are you a fucking retard?

Once Drumpf one i started lifting, never looked back. Knows good knowing i could kick the shit out of you guys. Swol left for life

You'll never get leftists to start lifting in mass.

They will want someone else to lift for them.

Was that once a woman?

How you gonna "kick the shit out of you guys" from behind a fucking keyboard, silly faggot?

This is your typical Drumpfkin. Skinny little Nazi boy who cowers at the first sign of confrontation. Sad!

No way that guy exists.

Hey Thom York

Would make for qt trap

>perhaps after a year or two,
That is too much

I can gain 30 lbs in 2 months with a weight gainers and eating heavy food

This is almost worse than some actual mutilation I've seen. This person did some shit to their body to barely pass as male.

Hahahahah, you faggots keep getting destroyed and with good reason. Your ideas are as weak as you are.

Anyone have that one wide hips guy that looks like the alien from american dade?

Would fuck her if she has her pussy?

this can't be a real pic holy shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klinefelter_syndrome

that's a woman

>Protecting only protected groups
Who's the real Nazi here?

I hope you're attending an MMA class fag, cos those muscles are gonna do fuck all when I'm heel hooking you!

Anyone want to see a job?

Check out this post. This dude is fucking delusional. Has definitely never worked out.

This picture reminds me of my /fa/ phase, stop it

You mean me before i started lifting and cutting weight in the gym? fuck you, i'm proud of my body

I guarantee you the guy in your pic isn't leftist.

The swole left was started by some balding manlet subhuman ginger.

And how do you propose we do that?

Kek

>using nigger slang to refer to being physically fit

This degeneracy is disgusting.

GO TO A DOCTOR AND GET TRT SENPAI HOLY SHIT

You look like a plucked emu Moite

That's just one figured head of the #SwoleLeft. He's not the impressive. You can talk to me.

Great job on your (I doubt that's you) Test and Tren abuse. I bet you're just itching to punch some people between your massive constant shit breaks.

Swole fag thread

Stop lifting, learn to box or mma, push ups, sit ups, pull ups, cardio. Fucking retarded muscle fags cant fight

lol yeah. thanks that would have bothered me if someone didnt post it. there is a version with his head though...

haha those faggots. getting buff is not even half of the fight.

the same way you will?

Nazis are just like left scums: both play the authoritarian role.
Wanna make the world better, go libertarian.

We eat meat because we're not pussy vegans so we have strength. We have time to go to the gym because we're not working every hour we possibly can get for shekels. We're armed. Good luck

You are a faggot tho just look at you photo

>they think muscles will stop bullets

I just want to mention here. I killed an illegal 3 weeks ago.
hired him to help with a fake project, hit him with a hammer and dumped his body in the woods. Nobody will catch me

one at a time

>skinny Nazis, and fat, overly-plump,
Making these assumptions can be extremely deadly. Weights and training have no ideology. If you have even an inkling of wisdom, you would do well to remember that. Obviously discipline is not the lefts strong suite.

OP IS LITTERAL FAGGOT

fascism is a left wing ideology you fucking retard. Hitler was leading the National Socialist German Workers party.

Rot in hell commies.

Your ideology seeks to imprison man in servitude, shackling and desecrating the human spirit.

Your beliefs are a crime against humanity.

Muscles don't matter when I can't put you down from half a mile away. Remember that.

wew

>Be me
>Be far right winger
>Be qt skinny manlet baby face
>Want to be swole to help friends beat commie butt
>Start going to gym five days a week
>also take time to do circuit training and cardio
>4 months later in 132 lbs with a only a lean chest and toned arms.

I failed you friends

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I have yet to see a swol antifa

Just like nazis. Commies and nazis should be locked away from regular ppl.

YOU CAN'T HIDE

You have to eat to grow, faggot.

Not really, most Nazis can at least compromise with the working class and the job makers so that in a stable society everyone's happy and making business.

I eat, I eat a lot.

My diet consists of a lot of meat, rice and beans

You aren't eating or sleeping enough

>This dude is fucking delusional.
What?

I just gained 6 pounds in 1 week, retard

When you work out for months excercising and building your body to punch Nazis only to realize that the Nazis carry guns

Nazi's promoted censorship against art, and killed anyone who was different

That to be fair is Hitler mostly, and he was probably butthurt about the whole art school thing

I get three hours of sleep mainly because I wake up at 3AM to go to the gym then sleep on and off during the day

Go to /fit/, search "steroids general" in the catalog, and speak to FatLifts, he'll sort you out with that 98% pure Trenbologna;^)

Nazis can't comply with anything.
They are crying babies that get mad when someone does something better. They're unable to evolve because they think lack of melanin, and not brain, is the source of intelligence.

Just like commies, they think somebody else is the problem of the world.

no such thing as lefty-pol now GTFO YOU FUCKING KIKE

>S A G E

Sage and Hide.

there aren't any more nazis. your mind has been utterly colonized by elementary Jewish tricks. you're off target if you're not punching the 1 percent

lol you fucking faggot

People who vote Democrat probably have higher testosterone actually. Niggers.

That university study was bullshit. I know Sup Forums is low test judging from every meetup and from faces of Sup Forums. And that'll be true no matter how many preacher bench curls you do

>3AM to go to the gym
Why?

gettin' swole, brah!
meet me in the sauna.
i wanna show you something!

>perfect nipples
What a shame she ruined her body

YOU CANT HIDE

YOU GET A HELICOPTER RIDE

Yea, you used to be a woman.

There are no fucking nazis, shariablue faggot.
Saged.
Faggot.

>They're unable to evolve.

The whole concept of Nazism is to adapt and evolve to become better like Mother Nature made us to.

>They think lack of melanin, and not enough brain is the source of intelligence

I think you're confusing us with some Kangz?

>They're cry babies who get mad when someone does something better than them.

Isn't that just what competitiveness boils down to? And who cares as long as we strive to one up the competition unlike Communists who want to bring everyone down to their level instead?

I want to see these first-world left-wings face the AnCap monkey here.

sage this shit thread

Conflict of interests, it's the best time to show up

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>outie
Confirmed faggot.
>we have a problem: Nazis
I don't know if you know this or if you're literally mentally retarded, but there is no Nazi problem. Your corporate tops whipped up an illusion and you bought in out of spite and being lost. You know what happens when you attack people no matter who fake your reason is? You do wrong, and justice blows your loose asshole out, faggot.

You are all faggots, and you're gonna get rekt

sage