I'm here for the job interview

>I'm here for the job interview

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ew. fuck

She'll get it if she sucks enough dick for it.

spbp

>I'm here for the job interview

>okay, what are some of your interests

Hired! Here's the beans, here's the cups. Any questions?

>unzips dick

You know if she applies for STEM she's more likely to get the job than a regular looking white girl and only slightly less likely than a brown or Asian girl.

STEM hiring at the moment is literally "if you're white, you must be a degenerate blue pill."

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I'd fuck her

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Hes a firestarter, a twisted firestarter...


because he's lighting the barbecue for more wings.

you're hired

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>unzips dick

Your hired, be at the clinic by 8am for an exam. You can start working as soon as you're cleared by your lab results. In the meantime you can be on set to watch and learn.
*slaps ass* now get out of my office you whore

Great, just step into this oven for me...

If she has the relevant skills / experience, why the fuck not?

I'm more interested in what someone can offer my business than what they look like.

( Breed and sell snakes, just got my first brick and mortar shop, feels good man)

Prodigy lol, that's bringing it back awhile.

>Hey user, what were you saying about Crumpf the other day?

>"Oh yes, err.. Stacy's the name, right? Ah good. Now before the interview starts, I'd like you to get on your knees"
>*unzips pants*
>*brings penis to her mouth*
>*receives the S U C C*
>"Mmmm good girl, good girl... do this for me everyday and you'll be makin big bucks, lady"

It's an old, tired, dead meme, but fuck it, I'm reviving it just one more time: Into The Trash It Goes.

Why do you millennials on here care SO MUCH about how OTHER PEOPLE look??
Why do you CARE SO MUCH about what others do with THEIR BODIES??

Seriously??
The fuck is wrong with you people?
What makes you think you can dictate what people should look like? Or dress?
Eat shit commies.

You sound like the millennial, faggot
>"waaaa wwho cares just treat us like we're equal"
stupid commie fuck

>if she has experience/skills why not

because she'll randomly stop showing up to work and later have a screaming psychotic fit about her boyfriend while customers are around.

A FUCKING LEAF

What job is that?
Prison lunch lady?
What a train wreck.
Good for you. A chick like that would fit in that type of business but you wouldn't hire her as a sales chick or anything

Great! How far down can you deepthroat my cock before you gag?

because forcing me to look at their impulsive decision making violates the NAP.

Kek this. Or you'll find her dead in the bathroom after od'ing on heroin.

>relationship answers

I'd just as soon ask a bear how to peel a grape.

Give her the interview as normal, act totally professional and nonplussed. Don't call her back.

Simple. Happens all the time. Can't prove discrimination. May feel vindicated if she shows up screaming discrimination.

You're hired. Now get the work. Those hogs aren't going to butcher themselves.

looks mixed race. This is the future you doom your kids to if you leave them without an identity.

I know those Asians are qts, but don't do it bros, your kids will be fuck ups.

What kind of benefits do you get in Shariablue? I need to put my wife to work instead of carrying her ass all the time. For feminism and shit you know.

Poignant.

She's gonna age like fine wine.

i work with a lot of tattoed people, they're good people but a little bit stupid 2bh

Hired,
Condoms are in the big box, toothbrush and mouthwash in the sink.
Enima bottlers for anal scenes are - you guessed it in the bathroom, can't have shit on camera.
We start you at 300 a scene, 500 a scene for anal. So, get it right the first time. $20 an hour for fluffers.

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Ftr, I literally refer to people with bright blue/green/red hair as coloured people. It gets a few laughs, but the real reason is all the coloured hair, tattoos and piercing are part of a clique, a type of people that are undesirable having working for you. Even if you pretend your not a judging type, your boss will be, your customers will be, your other employees will be, thus you have to find someone that at least *tries* to not look like a narcisistic freak.

I tried watching her videos. They are all about how much she sucks, and lots of betas sucking up to her. She isn't pretty, her makeup is caked on, she has some nasal deformity that screws up her voice, and she's covered with tattoos.

If we can cut off the supply of beta males, we can cut off demand for this type of video.

youtube.com/watch?v=FCnkaQVYZ54

Unzips pants

love her hair though

Really? What am I here for then?

>so it says here you hate blacks... you got something to say whitey?

this

I'd bang anything without an Adam's apple.

"You seem like an affirmative action hire."

>muh you must like freaks, I said so

>tfw i actually fucked this chick before she got all those tattoos

Nothing personnel, bub. No seriously we aren't hiring any personnel.

Sure, Jan.

Hello, Xem! I am here for the job interview.

Nigger, did I stutter?

*Unzip my pants*

"Well we have a hiring process that begins by you sucking my dick. We'll progress to hiring you for secretary work later."

You're hired!
t. michelin

>icthys
I'm confused

Okay please take a seat.

>welcome to the Hot Topic team enjoy your stay!

Do doctors actually cut off your ears, or do you have to get that done by a meth head?

>why im single ?
"Because im crazy"

kek

"Because of (Insert general bullshit preconception based on nothing but retard logic)"
You know her? Know anything about how she lives and a mental health record? No? Cool. You have nothing to say then.

>excuse me sir where are your ears

>i want to become deaf pls i identify as an ayylmao deadperson , my pronouns are huh what and why.

>hire her
>tell her position will be a doormat

10/10 fpbp material

blacked.com is next door.

Did you bring your welding protection equipment?

>yes

Good let's discuss your qualifications.

>no

You did not read the instructions for the interview. You are dismissed.

>not unzipping your dick and bringing your pants to her mouth

He looks like boss from Dilbert

We might have a spot open for you.
Let's see how we can make this work.

When was the last time you had an enema sweetheart?

Kek

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fucking right, how can I get off without that.

Leafs don't know how to do anything right

shitpost no nippon always superierr

all of us would, some of us won't admit it

fuck, yes. employ? umm....

fuckin' kek'd son

>If we can cut off the supply of beta males, we can cut off demand for this type of video.

I'd love to hear how that could done.

this is literally the only option

I wonder if her dad ever gave her attention.

She'll be alright in a call center environment.

Bend over

Since I'm self employed I could make myself look like this and get away with it.

even tits? that impressive

>Sorry, we're full

Does she hit a point of self realization where she finally admits that she's single because of internal faults, or is this just "Men suck, fuck them xD"

"Sorry, but our escort clientele expect someone a little more presentable. You might want to try Sheri's Ranch over in Henderson"

kek

>I identify as bat-shit mad...
>just...

>If she has the relevant skills / experience, why the fuck not?
Are you fucking retarded? Someone like that is a walking lawsuit. I wouldn't hire her under any circumstances if she looked like that for the interview. Regular women big enough issues with the cattiness, office drama, fake crying in HR, and blaming childish outbursts on their period or low blood sugar.

She would bring in SJW politics and everyone that didn't agree with her, she would he running to HR with fake death threats against those people. And it only gets worse from there.

>unzips dick

A girl like that doesn't interview for a job. Maybe she doesn't even have to suck dicks, maybe she does piercings or some YouTube thing. Or maybe she's living off her dad who produces albums or something.

i didnt think u could have a hanging stomach gut on your chin

>YWN blow your load on those fat tits