So Sup Forums, my wife's dream has always been to move to Sweden because it's where her maternal grandmother grew up...

So Sup Forums, my wife's dream has always been to move to Sweden because it's where her maternal grandmother grew up. How do I convince her it's a bad idea? She already knows about the refugee crisis but relatives are telling her it's not as bad as the media makes it out to be.

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What's the paternal?

So her grandmother abandoned Sweden to live in 52% land and two generations later, the descendants is in contact with relatives in Sweden via grandmother's siblings?

You are being baited.

I'm pretty sure Sweden is, generally speaking, a better place to live than America.

Dutch

Explain?

She's addicted to that BBC, dump her before you get AIDS

Take her on a nice vacation to Malmo.

Your wife wants shitskin cock.

She is lying to you. There is no way she is in contacts with her grandmother's siblings in Sweden.

Also, >leaving America
top jej

Don't know about the media but it is for real not as bad as Sup Forums makes it out to be. It's getting worse and it is kind of hard to tell if there are any brakes on this ride, though.
Honestly I'd say it is as good or perhaps even better than living in America (speaking as someone who wants to move there) depending on where you live. As Americans you'd be treated very well, also.

I know you guys are just memeing but seriously if she did, she would have done so by now, we live in California after all

If you leave the U.S. then Niggers and Mexicans will eventually control your nuclear arsenal.

Is Malmo that bad?

She don't like US?

California

The fact that she would take her relatives word over your advice spells disaster for your relationship. Yes it's not out of the ordinary for girls to constantly need someone else's confirmation but answer this would she choose Sweden over you if not. And you don't want to go guess what she's not going. Otherwise you weren't enough sorry homie you deserve better than some bitch who would leave the USA

My family has German relatives the same way, but she's definitely trying to connect with older family before they die. Maybe a bit of an inheritance thing going on, but idk. Anyway, just straight up tell her you like your country and you want to stay here. And you do have relatives here Im sure. Offer that you both visit them often if you like.

Why?

Realistically
>Sick of BBC
>Wants BMC (Big Mohammad Cock)

Just fucking divorce her and live innawoods.

>convince her

You seem like a quintessential Swedish man. In the future, you make the decisions

Not all of it, but there certainly are areas which are extremely shitty. I for one would never move to Malmö. Probably stay away from Stockholm as well.

>Americans treated well in Europe

Topkek
You just made my Monday.

If she has to then tell her to move to an island or to a rural community. As long as you don't move to Stockholm or Malmo you should be fine.

She's lying to you so that she can get blacked.
Sorry to break it for you.

Not even joking, she doesn't think america is safe now that trump is president. I explained to her that it is safer than ever.

That is my worry now

I'll talk to her about this for sure

Thank you

Not all Europeans are rat kike Swiss

>feel bad about refugees and multiculturalism for the Eurobros
>momentarily glad I dont deal with that
>oh right, the blacks
>oh right, sjws
Every fucking time.

Suggest a short trip, or holiday to "see if we'll like it"
Visit only the worst refugee infested fuckfest parts of the country.
Problem solved.

>Medkit thinks he knows my country because he is european

I like your country, though.

>she would have done so by now

She already has and now wants to broaden her horizons

At least you have guns. Just move to New England or some other white place.

>relatives are telling her it's not as bad as the media makes it out to be.

Where the hell do her relatives live?

Wrong. If you like in the DC or NYC metro area you'd be an idiot to leave. Better everything for a family. Not to mention the sun being gone for months at a time will make you go insane.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden

Sorry miss read. So she's a libtard?

Word of advice, I'm not saying relax completely, but take Sup Forums's marriage advice with a couple grains of salt. Still, Cali, good bet she's looking at Sweden as a progressive state.

Were it not for the race/political tensions in the US I would probably think it was a better country. In Sweden we are taught that we are better than the US for some reason but honestly there are a lot of things I really like about your country, and I have found myself wanting to be an american at times.
I hope you guys sort your shit out because there's not really any other country like you.

see
fantstic idea

I've thought about it

kuruna

If I have to say it, yes.

Thank you i will tread carefully, but you gents are rarely wrong

Literally nobody likes American tourists. Loud mouthed litterers who demand the world for a dime.

Trust me when I say this. Just like Sweden it is not what you think. Also people are very integrated here. They are not Muslims, they are south Americans. Freaking half baked Catholics, who live like us and value family like us.

>Kike
From the burger with the butchered penis

What's there to like? We are basically Albania West. Our industry is in the shitter. Something over half the country works office jobs. Huge portions of the nation's just work in the circle jerk that is the government.

Even the chocolate factory near my home is moving 200km to France because they can pay 1/3 of the wages to frogs for the same work.

>It's not so bad, it's not even noticable
>What do you mean immigrants roaming everywhere in groups of 10ish? All I see is Swedes.
>Oh, I don't see race. Ramadan is a Swedish tradition

Everything is fine here, nothing bad going on at all.

>and i'm not just saying this cause there's a car battery hooked up to my scrotum.

>HEY GUYS I'M SWEDISH BECAUSE 25% OF MY ANCESTORS WERE!!!! ACCEPT ME AS YOUR OWN!!!11 XDXD

Also depending on where you live, and this woman sounds sheltered, it is much better than Scandinavian. The cost of living is loser and there are far, far more job opportunities and amenities. Once again that depends on where op lives and if he is a professional.

Thanks senpai, you're welcome here anytime you want. Likewise, I always thought it was neat that Sweden seemed to be able to reach reasonable consensus with relative ease. I just wish it didnt fall for the the progressive meme.

lol have fun in sweden
hope your wife doesnt get raped

just say that if she goes u will cheat on her and kill her! Bribary allways works!

The countryside seemed comfy last time i was there. Saw only 1 shitskin. And America has 50% shitskin population so its always better to be in Sweden.

grow a pair, dude. your wife wants to squander your life because she believes in normie memes.

Its a nice morning for a get today, sweet

move to bergsjön

This, listen to Mohammedanon.

>The cost of living

This is by FAR one of the shittiest thing about living in Sweden, unless you are really rich. House, and apartment prices in particular are absolutely insane. Every single person I know who's got a first-hand contract either got it from a relative, or has rich parents. The waiting time for a (shitty) one-room apartment in central Stockholm is something like 25 years.

I grew up with a lot of respect for our system and values, but these last few years it feels like it's all been shit out the window. At the Uni I go to it is pretty much a no-go to hold anything but leftist opinions, at least if you want a social life.
Feel like we might be at a turning point soon though, we'll see how the next election goes...

We dont want amerimutts here. We are trying our hardest to remove immigrants at the moment. Why would we want more?

Get a community of gun-toting bible-thumping white american purists in Sweden, the mudslimes and niggers will fuck off of their own accord

>kuruna
Kiruna. It's commie country. Haparanda takes in almost as many refugees as Gothenburg and Malmö. I hope you're not conservative or you'll have no friends ever.

>leaving america FOR sweden

"good luck, bro"

I hope so. I felt the same kind of way up until we got Trump. Especially with the colleges. I never thought I'd see such a collection of total cucks in the middle of Georgia. But yeah, there's too much being pushed out of conversation rn in Europe for it not to lead to a rebound at some point.

>She already knows about the refugee crisis but relatives are telling her it's not as bad as the media makes it out to be.
>but I, a burger, know that it's WORSE than the media make it out to be, because I browse Sup Forums
her family is right, it's still a great place to live

Plus it's as far north as you can get. You're moving from California to a commie shithole far above the arctic circle because your wife is scared of the Donald.

Fuck me dude, you can't move to fucking Kiruna, they are currently moving the entire city for mining purposes. Also, fuck you burger, stay out.

>>but I, a burger, know that it's WORSE than the media make it out to be, because I browse Sup Forums

enough of this shit sven you can larp 'sweden yes!' all you want but we all see what is in store there for 2018 and it isn't very good.

the only correct response itt

Not to mention the sun being gone for months at a time will make you go insane.

Americucks actually believe this.

Maximum is like a week and that's at the very north of sweden, the cold would be more of a worry up there than the fucking dark days.

Pro Tip: don't take life advice from Sup Forums, especially those posters with American flags

Why would anyone move to Sweden, you can't even have guns there.

He's moving to Kiruna, try to keep up

Weird time to be selective about immigration, but I agree the last thing you need is a Californian woman running from Trump

Swedish goverment...

You're really one to talk

Just because you dont get to see the sun much from the underside of the Earth doesnt mean you get to be rude to dumb people

>onestly I'd say it is as good or perhaps even better than living in America (speaking as someone who wants to move there) depending on where you live. As Americans you'd be treated very well, also.
>2017
>wanting to be American
>it's not 1958 homie

Sure, I'd also like to enjoy
>incredibly low minimum wage
>no universal healthcare
>absurd student debt
>no maternity leave
>blacks
>mexicans
>muh gunz
>school shootings
>rednecks
>christians everywhere
>TRUMP
>JEW Cucked government
>carcinogenic foods
>obesity
>retarded tipping culture


I'm sure I'm missing some things but fucking snap out of it retard

>Haparanda takes in almost as many refugees as Gothenburg and Malmö
Shortest way out of Finland via land :^)

Have fun in Cuckden!

well that's stupid

...

this post makes me proud asf to be an american, honestly.

youtube.com/watch?v=cIcztnYh1XM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_grenade_attacks_in_Sweden
Just show these to her.

In the cities, there's massive numbers of immigrants.

Outside the cities, there's no specialist jobs.

If you don't have kids, you could have a good time in Western Stockholm, but it's expensive.

Oh how the mighty have fallen, arguing about who is more cucked

What habben evrope this is not the europe i knew when i was a kid :(

Anthony Fantano here. Internets busiest Swedish nerd. Try telling your wife that Europeans generally don't like Americans, and it's not that easy to just move to Sweden just because your grandma was a Swedish citizen. She will most likely not be accepted, and will become disillusioned, and is stupid

I mean we manage to do it without pegging kangaroos with Fosters cans for fun, so I guess it cant be as bad as it sounds.

>patriotic retards that are cucked by their military and government/corporations to defend all their evil, stupidity and corruption because they have been brainwashed since birth to flag worship

yep, add this guy to the list

Take my word for it and stay the hell out of Malmo.

I grew up and still live in northern Stockholm, its pretty good here. Not really a lot of refugees except all the gypsies begging in the streets but that happens everywhere. It is quite expensive to live here though but at the same time thats the main reason why refugees arnt here, because they cannot afford it. Gothenburg is pretty bad as well from what my friends tell me.

I did study in Lund for a little while though, its a bit outside of Malmo and it is really /comfy/. Its not really a town but rather a small city, it has everything you need, beautiful parks and gardens all around and walking distance to everything as long as you dont live on the outskirts. Again, its a pretty rich town so not so many immigrants there but it is pretty close to Malmo so a lot of them take the train in during the weekends. Its a pretty good choice though desu if you are looking to avoid the big cities.

>fosters

You've never been to Australia have you m8?

literally any first world country that speaks English is just as bad.

at least we have guns and a strong rebellious spirit.

where you at with those things Oz?

Småland is god tier, Skåne is shit

Don't move to Malmö.

Avoid Gothenburg and Stockholm if you can help it (Stockholm is like 20-30% non-European by my own estimate).

If not, make sure you move in to areas where there are NO LEASES. Otherwise you will end up with ghetto neighbors. Lease = immigrant area.

Tenants over $350k should get you to a decent area (15-30 min commute to central).

Return to Europe and try to uphold the Aryan race in Sweden, stop being such a pussy.

>strong rebellious spirit
actually you have quite the opposite, majority of your citizens are patriotic flag worshipers. The only rebellion I see is arguments about left and right... Oh and the guns, enjoy those mate, we don't have blacks or gangs here to be worried about getting shot up.

Look, those harnesses arent cheap, alright

Why isn't she the one trying to convince you to move to cuckistan?

Northern commies are old skool commies, not sjws.

then why did the government need to stage a false flag to confiscate everyone's weapons?

you probably weren't born yet, so it's ok that you think no guns is just normal i guess.

just try pulling that shit here- oh wait. they did. and it didn't work.

I hate Americans

>hates us for our freedoms
Sad!
enjoy that 75% income tax Sven.

Have fun with Abbo Hotel ya roo fucker

Don't forget the maoris and tongans

Atleast Sven's tax goes to helping the country instead of lining J U D E N like in America

This

Well fuck you too sven.