Isn't it funny.
EU ETERNALLY BTFO
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>small amount of some resource will save our entire economy!
Let me guess, it's in Scottish waters
>oil
>some resource
Is everyone in Finland retarded or just a shitposter? Also source.
>britbong leaves EU
>suddenly filled with riches
big black riches
They are our retarded little brother
But you are very rich yourself being in the EU, isn't black dick expensive?
Implying Saudi Arabia has a failing economy. As much as I'd hate to admit it, for the time being a lot of our problems can be solved with oil
Hurricane Energy said one billion barrels of recoverable oil could be contained within the Greater Lancaster Area, 60 miles (97km) west of Shetland
Too bad that's in Scotland
>uk waters
I wonder how long until China claims it?
>1 Billion barrels of Oil
>Small amount of resources
Ching chong jing jong small ding dong
the correct translation would be that black dick is something luxurious, and our police keeps arresting it and keeping it for themselves
>small amount
>some resource
Gg easy EU. We will buy all the bongs oil. I only shop at BP now.
>billion barrels
>US consumes 7 billion annually
Wow it's literally nothing
Probably try to already
>Scotland leaves
>England invades and removes the name Scotland from the dictionary
easy, just like old times
offshore drilling is serious busyness
didn't those men die in the 70s from instant and extreme decompression?
metal as fuck
Better put an 80% tax rate on it, so people will only buy from our greatest ally Saudi Arabia
I hope Scotland tries to claim it so we can wipe them off the UK without a referendum. I would take up arms and kill some traitorous EU cuck Scotts if it came to it.
an important point, this
but fracking and other explorations are bearing fruit already
You have to deal with that a lot in Sweden, huh?
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I'm basically shitposting.
If they found 1 bil that means there is going to probably be a lot more with further exploration of the area
we are on our way
>US consumes 7 billion annually
thats incorrect
the US consumes 7 billion barrels of cooking/frying oil annually
yeah and the dudes on deepwater horizon burned/drowned
kek wills it
>In 2015, the United States consumed a total of 7.08 billion barrels of petroleum products, an average of about 19.4 million barrels per day.2
Idiot.
They look like they are not being properly enriched.
Also their eyes tell me they are in their 30's and likely childless.
i think he was making an amerifat joke desu
Yeah The New Three Stooges, Junker, Merkel, Schulz
t.amerifat intellectual
You don't need that much.
The UK will no longer be a thing in a couple of years anyway.
Dumb faggot, what so difficult about posting a link so I don't assume you're just some cunt liar?
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It's not even that much desu.
um try again sweetie, this is in Shetland (Scotland).
Now indyref2 Is a definite yes. Last time the main arguments used by you faggots were
>if you leave you won't stay in the EU
and
>your oil reserves are coming to an end
Well guess what? None of those apply anymore.
Scotland Strong!
Be quiet, non-country.
>oil companies relocate to england
>drill in scottish waters because no scottish military
>british navy control scottish waters
>scotland cant do anything
In contrast, Swedish men use 9.6 billion barrels of coconut oil and petroleum products for anal lube.
dickhead, look at the size of the UK in comparison.
Looks like Britain needs some freedom.
and the Shetlands wanted to leave Scotland because of how retarded SNP are
>Scottish waters
No such thing m8.
>IndyRef2 rejected: So what does Nicola Sturgeon do next?
How will Scottcucks ever recover?
>ay u beta wotch oot ye cunt or I'll geet owl mee boiz an smash ye in tha gibbers
Gg wp
Now I see what the rapefugee crisis was about
>leave EU
>become rich
Poetry!
Hehehe the referendum is coming up goy
actually, we produce our own anal lube by milking our bulls properly, americans should really step up their game
You wish
Tbh not much will save this country besides a nuke to londonistan, have at it boys.
>Scotland hires Russia as security
>Eternal anglo btfoed
Not gonna happen, he is bluffing. There's no historic tradition that identifies Shetland as a country.
lmao, they may delay it until the Brexit negotiations are finished, but not beyond that. Otherwise we will just call a referendum unilaterally and in that scenario the yes vote sure to win by a landslide. What the fuck will Theresa May do? Send troops?
>Russia refuses because Scotland is a socialist commi shithole
>English dominance continues
no nato membership for scotland means america and Uk can kill scottish people without repercussions
Be a geologist student in env focused program.
>user all oil deposits have been found
>user you shouldn't go into O&G
Wolfcamp shale deposit discovered
>user that was just a fluke
Uk find est 1b deposit
Everyone told me not to go into O&G...
What stands on 4 legs and goes woof?
Piper alpha
and then they say germans lack humor...
Pottery*
Exactly. And Brexit could take a decade. It's /our oil/
>There's no historic tradition that identifies Shetland as a country
except the fact that they are vikings and you are retarded Anglo-Celts
Wtf? I hate Scotland now.
this could happen...
>hey putin, we sell you oil cheaper and you protect us
>SEND OUT THE SHIPS
pic related
AHAH FUCKING KEK.
GERMAN FAGS CAN KEEPING SUCKING ARAB COCK
>thinking scotland own any land/water
noice.
welsh irish bastard
>inb4 it's all a lie to add validity to Scottish independence
>And Brexit could take a decade
You are under the assumption all 27 members will unanimously vote to extend the negotiations every 2 years for the next 10?
Not gonna happen. If you don't get your shit together by march 2019 you will just crash out of the union and every trade aspect of your economy will revert to basic WTO rules which don't even cover the service industry. Not to mention all the regulatory bodies you will be suddenly without because they are all delegated to EU institutions right now. You will be literally without the means of doing something as simple as approving new medicine, testing food quality or awarding higher education diplomas to your students that are valid anywhere outside the UK.
But I'm sure you already knew all this and are just trolling.
Weeew source?
UK will extract the oil and Switzerland will sell it
Its off Shetland.
Should Scotland get a vote to leave the UK, and then vote to leave, Shetland will leave Scotland and become a crown dependency.
Be careful!
he is a fucking joke.
he thinks terrorism should just be a standard in a major city
Putin has no use for cheap oil. One of their problems right now is that theirs is too cheap.
we can just threaten to nuke countries who refuse to trade with us
>US makes blow against globalism
>finds oil
>England leaves EU
>find oil
Should we just make "finds oil" a meme for when a country leaves globalist sentiments?
Giving you the bomb was a mistake.
I think he's referencing the story where a Mohamed raped a twelve-year-old while muttering 'black dick is expensive'.
"there is no historic tradition that identifies scotland as a county"
see how you like it when someone else decides how you are allowed to decide your own future
...
Cool pro EU scare tactics, bro. All words that mean nothing. England is the greatest nation on earth. We dominate no matter what. None of those imposed EU guidelines matter. People will fall at our feet.
INVEST IN THE POUND BUY BUY BUY
Irrevocably BTFO.
I take that back
>there is no historic tradition that identifies scotland as a county
except there is, it's literally in the UK's flag and name cunt
yeah i know, that article is machine translated, correct contexting is that black cock would be somehow considered a rare commodity in Sweden and therefor a luxurious thing to get.
no were not, ahmed
You know what? London will never again have non muslim mayor. As those deplorable racists pointed out, muslims don't vote on policies, they vote on tribalism, no matter how bad the candidate is.
WTF I love Auld Alliance now.
The first transaction you get out of that is a nice 400 Kton right at your porch, england
lel
Thinking oil money will every be spend on the lowerclasses of the UK that frequences here.
FREEDOM INCOMING FOR BONGS!
I thought finns were slavgolians
hahaha yeh ok
Russia would just roll over Scotland and take its oil.
>"there is no historic tradition that identifies scotland as a county"
Shetland has never been an independent political entity. Even under the Norse it was subject to the lord of the Isles.
Whereas Scotland was an independent country for about 900 years.
You can make little abstract equivocations, like a good libtard, but in actually existing history, the circumstances are in no way equal.