He didn't pre-order a Tesla Model 3

>he didn't pre-order a Tesla Model 3

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Enjoy getting killed by the CIA when they take control of your car.

Too much of a pussy to kill myself, what are the odds (((they))) will help me?

THAT DISPLAY LOOKS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

HOWBOUT A 50" TV NEXT

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Shut the fuck up amerifag. Enjoy living in mcdonalds drive through.

Does that giant ass monitor come with the car? That looks ridiculous kek.

I like the tesla 3's but thar monitor is too big.

Rude

wtf man. that's mean ;_;

Doesn't make noise
No smoke
No gas pumps
No money for gas
Spacious
Safe cause the motor in the front is not there, crush cores


I like reddit

>doesn't dorifto the touge

I'm out


>capatcha - cars

Kek. Not one tesla in sight

that steering wheel tho


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>>He ordered a CIA suicide machine

I will stick with my Jeep

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Wow how.. boring and basic. Looks like some shit from the 1930s, a true fedora master would love this car!

>breaking news, user just died in a mysterious car crash caused by an unknown party hacking his car

I hate the giant tablet interior

No aesthetic at all

These cars are becoming like toddlers' activity centers for adults

My exact reaction. This is the weakest interior design I've seen in a long fucking time and it's made even worse with that huge ass tablet that isn't even suck into the dash.

yes, and no dashboard in the car either

>>>>>

that was a preproduction model.

the interior will be different upon launch.

>Oh no the CIA will kill me for my subversive right-wing ideas and conspiracy beliefs posted in a Chinese cartoons forum

Why are new car interiors so shit?

What is an electric bill? Good luck plugging it into your crica 80s appartment . Lol

fucking rekt, eternal banter

Nice leather seats, fäm. Not.

Question: do the windows black out allowing me to drive no hands and masturbate to this chick I see in traffic every few days or so?

It is cheaper than oil.
Supercharger is free for years.

No money for oil barons
Elon gives solar roof
Gives battery as well

>new

>falling for automated jew meme

MBTex is better than leather.

This is fact.

>he doesn't have a tesla solar roof ready for pre-order

I find those huge monitors a bit cheesy and unaesthetic. Is it just me?

look at those fine korean plastics

>He doesn't want to give money to oil barons
>Wants to give them to Elon "CIA" Musk baron

Really made me think.

>mfw when i see the blowjob barrier between the seats

why even autopilot at all?

>Control the ability of the masses to travel.

Nooooope.

i like the model s more desu

> tfw you will never live as Elon wants you to live


Why fucking live?

>he got cia'd

>Touchscreen buttons that control everything

DISGUSTING

>NSA telescreen built into the dash

Roachmobile

pic related: large screens done right.

>be me
>bought the new Tesla Model 3
>wanna give it a ride
>go in the car start it up
>walk around town for 10 minutes
>heading back home
>"wtf the car isn't stopping"
>see ((((his)))) reflection in the mirror
>he says : "it's over goy"
>crash into a house
>mfw jewd

I'm also not rushing to turn my entire house into the CIA of things.

was thinking the same thing tb.h

getting rid of rich goy that are a threat

Why the fuck does every new car need some retarded tablet in it? I just need something to play music and not have to look at an iPad and have my eyes off the road for minutes on end. So unsafe

I think I'd rather go the other way and get a 60's muscle car.

((((((they))))))) want you to have a better time without any *things* happening to you

Is the Tesla Model 3 even self driving?
I thought it was just electric.

Close your cum encrusted lips and put back on your burka, Nigel. Mohammad will be home soon.

is Sup Forums's only critique of tesla now that it's a (((CIA))) operation and wants to crash your car?

LOL

What do you mean, human? It is time for you to go to your place of employment. There is no need for you to be concerned with looking at the road. I'll take you there. And after that it is time for you to come to your home. You cannot go anywhere else. You must rest yourself because you have a long day at your place of employment tomorrow. Don't worry, human. I will take of everything. Just sit back and enjoy the entertainment. There is no need for you to worry. After all, you must be rested and your mind clear because you have a long day at your place of employment.

God that looks tacky.
It looks like the kind of interior a poor asian street racer would have

I support electric car mostly because it will fuck the sandniggers on the long run.

Still won't buy a TeslCIA though.

It's kind arrogant thinking you're important enough to murder.
I'd be more worried about that NSA tracking my movements by hacking the computer, or listening to my conversations if there's a microphone in the car (for some reason silicon valley niggers love voice controls)

>It's kind arrogant thinking you're important enough to murder.

Not really when the ease of murder is going down to "flick a switch" on backdoor programming nobody is looking for.

That's really poor choice of material and color.

>Not driving a 6.7 Cummins
How's that cucklife?

>In other news a new law has passed banning all non-autonomous vehicles.

(((electric)))
(((self-driving)))
(((internet-of-things)))

This car literally can't get any worse.

well that's interesting.

Made by mexicans.

Just post your address and antifa will do you son

I like how (((they))) made a point to have little bits of green grass growing in between the concrete panels of the driveway, subconsciously suggesting that if you own a tesla, you're still friendly to the environment """"green"""" even though you drive a car.

Also, its probably supposed to echoe the design of the windows/garage door