Russell Brand:I had sex with more Women then any British Men!

Do you believe him? Is this big lie or is he for real? How....why would they.....wow...

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How is that even possible? What did Katy Perry or Kate Moss sow in him?

*saw

He's probably a grower

Cold climates freeze off your dick in winter, makes it hard to pass on genes

Also this guy is r selected as fuck

You learn something new everyday

>dark nipples
>black hair
>curly hair
>black eyes
how are (((anglos))) white again?

Nah, there's probably a porn guy out there with a bigger number.

But I guess Russell Brand is up there.

He's well articulated, somewhat funny and famous

What is this guy's talent again?

Being persistently obnoxious in a way women find attractive

Small dicked, big mouthed faggot. Also he looks like his genes are diluted with mud DNA. That being sad he's incredibly charismatic and is easily able to hide the fact that he's a moron.

we all know who the real british sex legend is.

Who cares? Why do you care?

Go read something useful other than this murderer of brain cells

praise this man. You must listen to these two motorhead songs out of respect.

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We are the greatest subgroup to ever exist on the face of the earth.

The Anglo was chosen by God to rule over you beasts.

He's not an Anglo.

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Do you think Katie Perry gave him sph?

My dick goes almost that small when flaccid if I'm cold. 7 inches erect.

lol no need to be insecure here user.

He's right. There's no way any of the Beetles or Rolling Stones or Iron Maiden topped that.

Just no way.

Nah, he's a player. Stay mad faggot.

That's nothing, even grade B British rock stars in their 60s living in America fuck more women than that.

The cunt has every STD and also aids.

He is half arab lmao

I just love how his facial expression is permanently stuck in "did I leave the stove on" mode.

holy shit that edit hahaha we should be doing that with all these photos

all those crabs

some of his exploits may be true but at the present the guy is just high off his own fumes,plus he is a massive imbecile if you actually pick apart things he has said.

Of course they are,look at Beatles most famous Anglo band.

They are Liverpudlian and have Irish ancestry thus they are significantly celtic.

Wait so John Lennon was not English??

Charlie Sheen fucked over 5000

Being a liberal twat

JUST

BEADY ANGLO DICK

Fuck off Russell

His dick is smaller than his pinky.
I don't think he can actually have sex.

half of those were trannies, doesn't count.

It's not hard.

I'll let you read into that how you will because it works on so many levels.

Bitch, please.

1000 women?

I call bullshit.If anything he is giving up because he cant get anyone in bed. The dude is a fucking weirdo.

>no archive

shill

So most people believe this guy??? C'mon look at him

I did posted a link where he said 1000 Women.

Sometimes I almost feel like I should be a douchebag in order to get women..

4800+

but I thought Russell Brand was british?

interesting, even the celebrities don't identify with their nation, only their ethnic nation.

i kind of dont beleive him gene is one ugly fucker

>but I thought Russell Brand was british?

Well he is.

Impossible even for him.

firstpic tinydick

I'm assuming the brits that look like him are roman rape babies? no idea.

They would still have to marry other people from British isles since then generation after generation..

He's probably off his face on speed or coke or something desu.

Makes your dick all shriveled.

t.5 inches flaccid, 2 inches when off my face

cocaine shrivels your dick up like that

That is one small dick.

Even more than a professional gigolo or male pornstar?

SCOUSE PRIDE WORLD WIDE

russel brand is really REALLY full of himself. it makes up like 70% of his personality.

It's hard because porn actors and gigolos don't really tell how much times they did it.

Poor guy has to reassure everyone he doesn't have a small dick on a anonymous board. Fucking hell user, get yourself together.

>i've had loads of casual empty sex as a rich celebrity with club sluts
>bow before me losers lmao

literally who cares

he's a 42 year old man with no children, a divorce, public nudes, public knowledge he's a degenerate adulterer and a low brow career that has went absolutely nowhere for over 8 years.

The guy is a Marxist-> Any and all feminists will fuck him for this reason alone.
Also he is charismatic as fuck. I think he's a solipsistic idiot but he is addictive to watch.
He is pretty woke on the whole globalism thing but sadly thinks a new communist revolution is the solution
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Sure, but you don't find it kinda fucked up that he automatically assumes that he has more sex than people whose entire careers are based around having sex for money? Maybe if Russell was a pornstar himself I might believe him, but he's not.

He actually had a child last year. Been with same girl for about 2 years as well