Just imagine this scenario guys

Just imagine this scenario guys.

Who gives a shit?

>don't you have entire nations to run?

>tfw no gf

>don't you have something to fix somewhere
No, but you do

*breaks her jaw*

whoops, women back in their rightful place again

>Laugh a little
>Don't get triggered
>Move on with my life

Wow good one feminists

Holy fuck I'm like so trigger right now literally shaking.

Maybe they should stick with the tiny dick jokes and sex jokes.

whats funny about this?
it isnt even offensive, degrading or funny
of course i'd chop some lumber
of course i fix my car every month
of course i light up my own grills and like to fix stuff, i feel useful and resourceful
wtf?

>chop
>fix
>grill
>numales expected to know how to do any of this
Fucking Kek

This just feels like they don't know how to chop wood / do basic mechanical work / grill food.

...

thats the point friend
it's funny because you CAN'T degrade men in the same way

The banter could prove to be.... something else

My wife says stuff like this to me. She finds it to be sexy, though. Manliness always wins.

I don't get it, is it the men's fault women are like this? Have they not been getting fucked enough or something?

>open this jar for me

cringe

you let your wife disrespect you?

Go tar a roof.

Imagine if women produced not 1/10000th but 50% of what men produce?

Go file a patent, silly man ;)

Sad that can't do these things themselves. The thing about the sandwich is the we can make our own but we are too busy doing all that shit while the woman just sits around

Am I the only one who would take this as a compliment? I wonder if there are women who feel the same about kitchen compliments?
>oh, he thinks I would make a good home!

The man has an axe

Damn it, I have failed

I obviously didnt mean to say kitchen "compliments", but would never tell a nasty broad to make me a sandwich. it's a backhanded compliment.

women cant be this stupid....they really think that calling a man "useful and resourceful" is a fucking insult?

I wish qt grills would degrade me like this ;-;

Not everything is an insult, holy shit let it go senpai

Are they under the impression that women don't constantly nag guys and demand shit from them nonstop? I mean, for fuck's sake, what world do they live in?

...

women know they dont produce shit

and women CEO are quota hire

>woman, go do the most useful thing you could possibly do, which amounts to a trivial task
>man, go do stuff I both need and can't do
You can't degrade men

It happens all the time in Latino culture.
One of the mail tasks of the Latina is to get her man to get the shit done around the house.

btw...I'm at East Los

>I enjoy cutting, splitting, and stacking wood

It's highly enjoyable to use my autism

you seem like a well adjusted normal person

Lmao at this guy posting at max speed while his wife berates him

Kek

>men are constructive and do things
>women complain about making a fucking sandwich

What else is new.

in latino culture woman cleans n cooks
man works n makes money
its a winning formula
I notice lots of latinos are produced using thsi system
complainy cunty behavior as exhibited by white women in boston MA is how you get men to be liek fuck it
earn your own money and ill fuck you and go home so I dont have to deal with you

I imagine a social situation where I'm talking to my wife
"Don't you have something to fix somewhere?"
Fuck yes I do I thought this conversation would never end

>go do some manly shit
oohhhh noooooo how will I ever recover?

I would just chuckle if my girlfriend said those things.

Like, it isn't offensive at all, it's just kind of funny. Are women really this fragile?

Tmblr is just fucking preteen cancer

beans OUT of US servers

>Imagine a world where men and women both get shit down?
wow

Underrated and uncheck. Let's fix that

My existence isn't entirely defined by my sex. Who cares. "Asshole" is used so often against guys that its weird to call a girl that but you don't hear men whining about it.

*smiles*

'Nice one bro, lemme take a crack at her'

*grabs her throat* blood is streaming from her newly smashed mouth.

'Haha so delicate, so weak'
*lifts her off the ground with one hand*
*squeezes her neck a little, she whimpers*
'Awww so cute, I'll have fun with you'
*uses other hand to fish out Jewish sponsored COCK from diaper*

'Hehe I bet you can smell it from here, I haven't been changed in weeks.
*her face turns pale from my manboy musk reaching her nostrils*


'It's time to begin...'

men never talk like shit to me like this because I'm a lady, not a whore. they wouldn't dare.

I pride myself on my ability for physical labor, ability to fix my own equipment, and my ability to grill.

Most of the micky d's fed heifers would burn a ham sandwich.

It's not really disrespectful if she has that 'look'. By look I mean the look of your going to cream pie me in a few.

>go fix this
>go do that
I'm a man so odds are all the things that needed doing are already done

>okay ladies, we have the revealing swimsuits
>now lets all pose together for a picture on the beach
What should we do?
>I dunno, uhh, let's put a peace sign in the air for some reason and make sure the camera gets our butts

IMAGINE. Cos that's that is the only place this scenario exists- inside your thick fucking skull

go build western civilization

*Teleports behind u and stans u with my katana*
Heh. nothing personnel, kid

... they are prob fitness models of some kind. Example gymshark.

British """"""""""""""""""""""""bantz""""""""""""""""""""""""

that's kind of hot

underrated

>Men doing Productive things
>Degrading
>Women being useless AGAIN

Who's this butter cow?

women just wana be able to talk shit n laugh liek men do at them
its all like 8th grade ego with women
:)
I love that show where women n men placed on island
women quicly start to starve
men catch shit to eat n bant
3 days in they cancelled plan n mixed men in with women
lol

shes close to a 10 you skrawney europoor or guido or potato nigger irish

ITT: newfags missing prime banter opportunity with females (female).

You

so, telling men to do basic house stuff is degrading now? what kind of faggot gets butthurt over that?

>go pursue your interests and hobbies without me

Don't mind if I do.


This role reversal is cute but it falls apart quickly. Men like doing guy stuff like building things, tinkering and fixing, hunting, etc. Many men find these activities relaxing and use them to relieve the stress that comes from being around women.
If a girl told her man to go to his garage or basement and spend time doing something that brought him joy instead of spending more time listening to her nag and complain, he'd probably chuckle at his good fortune and do just that.

Kek

I love it.
Means I don't have to listen to her talk and can expect sandwiches.

you mean
>why don't you play some video games or watch Star Wars/trek or comics nerd
cause it have been a thing since the 90s

>tfw you will never have a gf that actually wants you to spend more time in the shed working on the car and fixing shit
>tfw I love to BBQ

Where can I find these qts?

I like a woman with some bantz. Those are shit tier bantz, but their on to something.

>...into the ground?

?

Thanks for the (You)'s, I'll put them to good use.

>she thinks I chop lumber and fix cars and grill out
she doesnt know how much of a loser i am

Nah mate. I don't find fat women with a touch of downs attractive.

Learn to spell you dumb nigger

I'm a chef and my girlfriend comes from a family of mechanics, so neither scenario makes sense for either of us. I always ask her about my car problems and she can't cook for shit.

Learn too. I love to do all three. It will make you a better person and it will get you a quality wife. Not the soon to be cat lady who thinks otherwise.

> mfw I can't fix cars, grill things, or chop lumber

Top fucking kek

>dont you have something to fix somewhere
>supposed to be insulting

Checked and lold

>men fix complex machines
>women fix lunch

What did they mean by this?

These people are extremely out of touch.

How does this make any sense?

Maybe I'm the only one that enjoys a woman with a sense of humor, obviously she's going to be getting a lot of this shit back at her.

roasties btfo

they will never recover genetically

it makes sense if you live in a comfy new england/portland/vermont suburb away from the hurty thoughts