>The year 2016 set yet another devastating record for global warming.
>Carbon dioxide levels rose more than 2 parts per million (ppm) for the second year in a row, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
>Levels rose 3 ppm to 405.1 ppm in 2016, putting CO2 at its highest levels in over 10,000 years. This increase matched the record rise recorded in 2015, when CO2 levels officially passed 400 ppm, which climate scientists call the “point of no return.” After this mark, they claim, climate change is irreversible.
>This planet is officially fucked. Can't we adapt to our environment, like what Darwin said?
Nathaniel Collins
Liberals should hold their breath
Daniel Scott
Great, now we can stop wasting taxpayer money on it.
Nathaniel Smith
>he isn't following evolutinism and teaching himself to breathe these new CO2 levels
Owen Gray
>1970s: THE GLOBE IS WARMING >1980s: THE GLOBE IS COOLING >1990s: THE GLOBE IS WARMING >2000s: THE CLIMATE IS ""CHANGING""" >2010s: WHY WONT YOU JUST JOIN OUR DOOMSDAY CULT?
Tyler Hughes
nope, we can't we're all fucked, nothing is supposed to change.
Alexander Brown
also this, even if climate change was real (it's not), evolution would allow for our children to just adapt to higher co2 environments
Ayden Hill
>muh global warming Eat shit and die, you fucking faggot
Thomas Lopez
Good, that means there's literally no point in spending money attempting to prevent it.
Jose Moore
We will die out but the world will still exist.
Andrew Baker
Go plant some trees then, fag. It is a good paying summer job up here.
David Lee
Ok, Mr. Pessimistic.
Kayden Hall
Literally every year for the past decade we've been told that we've reached the "point of no return"
David Foster
ok whatever, now let's produce more iPhones so we can have fun
Alexander Gonzalez
oh i feel so bad if only i recycled, im sorry everyone, its my fault dont blame china for producing 70% of the worlds greenhouse gases consistently, blame yourself
Mason Hill
Nice, now the debate about climate change is over
Nathan Phillips
It has to be this way. Just find a nice comfy spot on the beach and let the water take you.
Anthony Cruz
>tfw New York and California will be underwater in two decades >tfw live in Colorado Libtards btfo!
Austin Brooks
What if we kill off all the cows right now?
Ethan Gonzalez
global warming definitely exists goyim!
Alexander Gray
Or die. That's also an option.
Samuel Nguyen
Trips of truth, spend the money on getting off of this planet if Earth is already so fucked
Bentley Brooks
everyone dies brainlets
Kevin Myers
Climate change is real, and its unfortunate that so little has been done to combat it.
On the bright side, extreme climate change might be just the thing to kickstart the long-overdue colonization of our solar system.
Wyatt Stewart
It's not global warming anymore, user. It's global climate change.
Before that, it was global cooling
Luke Morris
We are heading for a mini ice-age. It can't be reversed. The only possible way to survive would be to adapt to changing weather.
Jordan Moore
leafs will inherit the Earth
Connor Gutierrez
kekd
Liam Jackson
Massive environmental changes are always accompanied by mass extinction events because evolution is a slow process and organisms can't adapt over one or two generations, but require hundreds of thousands of years.
Dominic Anderson
Odd, I thought we passed the point of no return in the 70s?
Nolan Rivera
>climate change is irreversible.
So the lefties can fuck off with all their "save the climate" bullshit then?
Jackson Barnes
Jesus Christ on a stick, I would have followed her till I starved to death.
Carter Edwards
You idiots won't be so snarky when all the fish and livestock are gone because the land can no longer support it and the only thing left to eat is some bland protein vitamin paste.
Mason Johnson
I thought we hit the point of no return for CO2 like 4-8 years ago, or is Al Gore revising a few things again. >Be A.I. Gore >Year 500 of our Gore and Savior (2520 Anno Domini for you bigoted Christians) >Proclaim that once again we have hit CO2/H20 point of no return >water vapor from faggot quasi-dead millennial .00000005^9001Ω 40kGW/h nuclear nicotonic vaporisers has irreparably changed our climate for the 90th time this year >Cite holographic 4d smell-o-vision evidence of a crying african child with arms outstretched, and old footage of drowning polar bears Nothing changes, nothing will ever change.
Alexander Myers
>in over 10,000 years. why wasn't it irreversible 10 000 years ago? for that matter why didn't we turn into venus a billion years ago when CO2 was 700 times higher than today? It is always getting hotter or getting colder, never stays the same ever. Things that don't change are dead.
Austin Rivera
>not just nuking africa and india to solve the problem
Isaiah Roberts
>Still eating for taste Never going to make it.
Ryder Rodriguez
Do Americans actually think they can nuke people?
Oliver Turner
who fucking cares. you're gonna die at some point. none of this matters. why try? stop trying! just kill yourself and stop posting disgusting webms
Nathaniel Bailey
>BRRRRRRRAAAAAP
Daily reminder assposters are literally niggers
Nathaniel Butler
>tfw this triggers methane deposits to be released, and triggers yuuuge electromagnetic storms and the poles reverse, and Canada ends up at the equator
Angel Myers
that's not how natural selection works canadian "eduation"
Anthony James
Do you people think "climate change" means that oxygen will disappear or something? What exactly is the scenario that terrifies you so much?
Alexander Hughes
Couldn't take it seriously after learning how much trouble trees go through to get carbon.
They literally pressurize the water in their veins to the boiling point and shoot it up their stems with the hope of sucking in some of that delicious co2
Jayden Bell
God forbid we get an increase in plant food. Fuck off with your fake 'scientific' religion of lies. Globalist scum
Jaxson Lewis
this i thank kek for blessing us with brapposting as a weapon against the nigger hordes
Isaac Brooks
>BRAAAAAAP >Co2 levels rise
is BRAPP posting a redpill on (((climate change)))
Jackson Walker
Good.
Connor Cruz
i want to shove my face into that ass and have her let out a giant fart / 10
Connor Brooks
>Caught multiple times fabricating data to match their predictions so they can get grant sheckles >The planet is totally doomed unless you give us all your freedoms and stop enjoying modern life.
Climate change is just another way (((they))) try to control you. It's another marketable apocalypse like the Cold War, Book of Revelations, and Mayan Calendar.
Joshua Adams
Sweet, then there's no reason to bitch about it anymore.
Dylan Powell
The permafrost methane gun went off a few years ago, and everyone pretty much just forgot about it. At this point, we really may as well start driving humvees and running coal power plants, because we ain't fixing it. Luckily mass extinctions usually take a few centuries to get going, so you and I will be fine.
Ryder Anderson
that's not the only thing rising
Hunter Stewart
>we are entering levels of BRAAAP we've never seen before
>Implying climate change could be reversed What is this pseudoscience bullshit
Jose Robinson
>This planet is officially fucked. Of course it is, it got too many jews and their shitskin pets on its surface.
Angel Ramirez
It's not like there is a planet next door to earth that is uninhabitable due to a runaway greenhouse effect, right?
James Harris
Yawn. I'll start caring when demographics are returned to normal and Jews are exterminated. Global warming/climate change is the fucking least of our worries.
Gabriel Sanchez
we HAVE done it before..
Christian Scott
go read about epigenetics retard
common core really ruined you americans
>Environmental Epigenetics and a Unified Theory of the Molecular Aspects of Evolution: A Neo-Lamarckian Concept that Facilitates Neo-Darwinian Evolution ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4453068/
>Somatic hypermutation in immunity and cancer: Critical analysis of strand-biased and codon-context mutation signatures. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27449479
Elijah Phillips
yup were fucked. thanks henry ford and all stupid neocon faggots getting lobbyed all these years. now humanity will disappear in a small blip unnoticed in a sea of darkness. well worth it right idiots?
i need a drink
Carter Ramirez
>Co2 levels were this high before >we're all already dead >everything is an illusion as the earth is already destroyed >thus Global Warming isn't real
Checkmate, (((scientists.)))
Jackson Anderson
It was never reversible my biggest complaint about the whole fucking global warming thing is what did anyone expect to happen? For the collective of humanity to stop using coal and oil for production and just walk to work or bike? No matter what this was inevitable it was either that or curb our means of production and scientific advancement.
Charles Phillips
>>irreversible
Not really, all we need is a pandemic that kills 80% of the population.
I'm actually hoping it happens. It would keep our species going for another thousand years.
Of course I'd be dead as well, my luck isn't good enough to survive those odds.
Jaxon Johnson
Evolution takes millions of years. Humans would die off (((if))) a massive change in atmospheric carbon happened over only a few years time.
Jackson Sanchez
what if we just collect all the co2 in a bag and launch it into space
Josiah Taylor
kys
Benjamin Jones
we're going back to the dinosaur age my nigga.
LET'S FUCKING GO.
Gabriel Sanchez
I think what he's implying is that we would find ways to live a comfortable life like we did before and will never adapt
Kayden Rogers
>haha you privileged cunts, you won't be laughing when all the kobe beef and foie gras is gone you shitlords! Found the trust fund kiddie.
Zachary Brooks
>Evolution takes millions of years. see
Sebastian Murphy
>Let's not try to slow it down so that we might have a chance at developing the technology necessary to migrate to a new planet. Let's instead increase the usage of shitty fossil fuels so unemployed coal miners who are too lazy to train for other forms of employment can have their jobs back.
Genius.
Thomas Bennett
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Camden Gonzalez
So the vegans would win. I rather prefer to see the Earth blown up.
Adam Gomez
so they admit theres no point in trying to save the environment now and we can move on, nice
Kayden King
>CO2 levels change to levels that have happened before in human history >humans are still here >levels have obviously lowered from that high before >Point of no return
Really activates neural communication
Grayson Foster
Thanks China.
Jayden Lopez
It's not like you and everything around you is dead, right?
Matthew Martinez
If this is the point of no return, why was it over 7000 millions of years ago?
Henry Sanders
holy shit
Asher Green
>2017: OI VEY YOU STUPID GOYIM IF YOU DON'T SIGN OVER CONTROL OF YOUR ENTIRE MEANS OF INDUSTRY RIGHT NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THE SIX BILLION!
Blake Brooks
Not much we can do about it, since all this pollution is coming from India and China
Ian Stewart
>carbon dioxide levels hit 'point of no return' WE DID IT, REDDIT
Daniel Robinson
I'll take La Nina for $1000, Alex.
Luis Cox
ummm no sweetie.
Logan Richardson
Don't plant live on Carbon Dioxide? This is good for the planet.
Austin Flores
good then, I have no kids nor do i want them, i just need this planet to hold together for a few more decades so i can enjoy my hobbies, then once im gone to hell with it
Ryder Long
the jews dont want plants to grow and prosper.
Owen Walker
The Venusians really should have just switched to Green Energy shouldn't they?
Ayden Edwards
>Carbon Dioxide >Not Methane
Are these idiots really this serious in not recognizing real threats to the Ozone?
Blake Peterson
jews would rather use their big noses to steal delicious oxygen from the plants.
Xavier Martin
Welp if that's true we might as well party. What's the point of even pretending to be responsible at this point? Fuck driving Priuses and not eating meat to be "sustainable". We're all on the Titanic and it's sinking without lifeboats let's be degenerate AF.
Jeremiah Cruz
I believe this is what you were trying to articulate.
Brody Nguyen
knowing twats like you are around makes extinction very appetizing
Leo Wood
>This planet is officially fucked The planet is basically a closed system. There's an incidental amount of atmosphere lost to space and some debris that makes it to the surface from time to time. But for all intents and purposes, there is the same amount of carbon there has always been. Now, a good bit of it got locked up during the Carboniferous period 300 million years ago as coal. Compared to earlier epochs, where animal and plant life thrived, there's just not that much Co2 in the atmosphere at all.
Angel Flores
It's irreversible guys, don't worry about it.
Jose Wilson
good serves people right for not going nuclear when we had the chance
Jordan Rodriguez
you can thank every city liberal faggot that gives their money to jewish corporations that spew whatever they want into the air.
Blake Cooper
>Well shit, the polar ice caps are gone too. >All of the ice in in my drink is melted and it's all watered down now. >It's so hot now that my fridge won't even make more ice, or I'm just too poor to get it fixed. >My local movie theaters don't even sell ICEEs anymore so I have to go to a nicer theater. >My state is so hot that Mexicans panic whenever you ask if they have ICE.
Al Gore was right, whoever made that documentary was right. Trump probably caused this global warming thing. He ran for office in 2016 after all.