Based man??

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Man goes on blind dates wit women, orders over $100 dollars worth of steak, and says he has to go to the bathroom. He leaves the women with huge dining bills.

Why are you not doing this Sup Forums? Think of all the free tendies you could get, while simultaniously putting down women. It's the perfect crime

Men pulling women's age old dirty tricks back on them makes the news....

Yeah, honestly, there's no difference between this and asking for the women to pay the bill, except the woman is just surprised by it.

bump

I've done this before and the girl called the police on me. They showed up at my door and I unwisely opened it and they questioned me for two hours. Wound up having to do 100 hours of community service

>Wound up doing 100 hours of community service

How? Unless you stated you'd be paying in advance, I can't imagine that stuck on you unless you played it stupid in court.

That said, I knew a girl did this to me once, but she was retarded becuase she let me pick her up from her house and went to school with me. 5 months later I shit on the hood of her car. I got questioned but got out of it.

I miss highschool.

I hope ur trolling why would you not use a fake name?

>no matter how hard you train, you will never be white

Kek

Is this the closest a man has gotten to pulling an abortion?

>Dem genetics
Damn he got fucked
>Bitch face
>wide ears
>Small abdominal region
>Hip to shoulder ratio worst ever seen
>Probably small dick

Thank god for my good genes

Hah, serves them right. I've taken girls out , spent 100 on dinner and drinks , and gotten the old " I had fun, call me next weekend" how is this any different

I did that once because the girl was unbearable and she asked me out to dinner. I don't consider it dine and dash, since she was picking uo the tab. I just cut it short.

>Ripped as fuck
>still look like a 12 year old through facial traits and skeletal structure
Poor guy

Because I'm not a Chad

what is wrong with his head?

He got hit with the manlet stick

Never seen such bad Hip/shoulder ratio.

>it's a crime when it's a white male doing it

>tfw 6ft with child bearing hips

Hold me bro

Rude.

photoshop

>skipping your arnold presses

>oh my god the women have to pay!? They already have to pay more for razors and now this!?

probably 5' 8'' too

Kinda funny desu

You can say that you had an episode [A panic attack.]

>Swedish flag
>has pictures of shirtless men on his computer

Never change Sven.

What's more degenerate: paying for women or giving tips?

Nah 6'4

My curse is the skinny genes. I have a metabolism from hell. Takes 3000 cal to maintain my weight with no exercise.

I'm kind of wealthy.

Not like Trump level rich, but rich enough to know that gold diggers are a threat.

Whenever I start dating a girl I always do this act where I pretend my bank account was drained or some shit and tell her that I'm now broke.
If the girl stays with me longer than a week after that, she's a keeper.
So far no one has passed the test.

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He was talking about the guy in the pic you narcissistic retard.

i was talking about the other guy

>going to an expensive restaurant on a first date

Rookie mistake tbqhfamalam

>Russi*n doesn't like tipping
Color me surprised , true home of the Jews

>website that hates niggers yet spends every waking moment thinking about them and talking like them

This

To be fair user, being poor can also indicate bad personality traits. It might not all be gold digger motivations sometimes. Although it probably is 90% of the time.

this fits the definition of news, man bites dog and all...

I guarantee if this was a woman pulling the same shit it would not be news

>never have i ever made fun of someone by repeating the stupid shit they said

sorry white people humor doesnt make sense to you.

worst rich guy larp ever

I'm 24 years old, I have never been on a date in my life

i can't see this being illegal. there is no contract beside an implied contract, which says the man is paying. the contract with the restaurant is that the group(the couple) will settle the bill. the remaining woman would be breaking the law by not settling the bill, but the person leaving has no requirement to pay the bill.

the woman might have assumed that the man will pay, but that depends on the wording of the invitation/offer to go for dinner.

needs more info.

> Giving extra money to the man just for walking 15 meters and bringing food

Good """""tradition""""", goyim, keep it up.

nearing 50 here, m8. you still have time. dont be like me.

How do I get a gf? I am a solid 7 just a bit awkward. Im 22 and never had a gf or sex for that matter. Being alone forever sucks

Don't women do this shit all the time? They go on a date, decide they don't like the guy and get up to go to the bathroom and never come back.

I bet the judges would decide that there is an 'implied contract' that the man should pay, because 'I wouldn't want this scumbag walking out on MUH DAUGHTER!'

I bet 80% of feminism has been held up in courts because the judge had daughters

Hahaha faggot you should kill yourself

>How do I get a gf?
why the hell would you ask me?

This is the male version of the "send me $5 and I'll show you a surprise" shit making its rounds on tinder

To avoid these mistakes you made duh

Nigger I would but my family really loves me

If that's true -its probably not- you're a fucking moron.
Why would you date someone who's ready to date a loser?
I wouldn't date a broke women -its a massive red flag that she doesn't know how to spent her money proper.

I had a similar test.
I offered to pay off a large debt/pay for school car, whatever.
Only girl I had refuse is now my fiancee.
She's pretty amazing, its like she was made for me.

learn2makemistakes

just wear a condom. stop judging yourself and dive in. theres plents of youtube'd q and a's on dating.
bitches aint shit.

vbump

You still take shits don't you? You found a good thing, stick with it.

HEY IM WEALTHY TOO I MAKE BIG MONIES

XD LOL IM LYING