Have you taken the ASMRpill yet?

Have you taken the ASMRpill yet?

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kill yourself, turbovirgin

ASMR is a pill?

How is this Sup Forums related?

ASMR is cucked

Is that ASMR Darling? MOAR FOR THE SAKE OF GOD MOAR

Why does it trigger people so hard? Genuinely curious. I know some people think the whispering is really irritating

Does anybody know what show she's working on?

So many asmr girls are hot as fuck. Asmr darling in op is top tier.

What is ASMR? Is that like an elderly insurance thing?

ASMR is like auditory soft porn.

who's the girl?

faggot, me raping your tight asshole is the last asmr you'd ever hear

instagram.com/asmrdarling/?hl=en

kek i love how she's showing off what these cucks are paying for

>a car
>clothes
>shoes

>whores showing off cleavage and "talky sexy"
>ASMR

what the fuck is asmr?

Hottest ASMR:
youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

youtube.com/watch?v=rlPiE9miu5g

This wtf? It looks just like her

Her teeth bug me to no end. I can tolerate bad teeth too, but her teeth are subtle shit. It looks nice until you stare at it.

so, dirty talk?

LMAO HOLY SHIT

I came

No, not dirty talk. But it affects you like dirty talk.

>tfw not kidnapping brown qts

>Is that ASMR Darling
Psst. Hay. It's me, ASMR -darling-.
She's the best. Genuine.

youtube.com/watch?v=cpgWpFc1blc

>instagram.com/asmrdarling/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=tdPlAs6ZW-w

This slut is way better.

youtube.com/watch?v=tdPlAs6ZW-w

No bra 'ASMR' slut here. Literally capitalizing on nerd virgins.

The things I would do to the fucking girl. Legit 9/10

>The things I would do to the fucking girl.
This girl is a respectable girl, made for being a SAHM. Does not seem to care about politics, and is content for the attention of men.

Literally the most redpilled type of woman.

Fuck all these muh ASMR cunts. You never had true ASMR. If you did you would've felt it all your life. Especially as a kid. It would've freaked you the fuck out. And you would know it's not right, not what "normal" people feel. All these fucking normie can't sleep wankers have never had true ASMR. I can guarantee it.

All these years later, this is what it's called ASMR?

This response i could remember being triggered within my self at the age of 5. Listening to certain people talk, to the point I would lose attention of their message and just float off into some sort of trance.

As I got older I learned to control it but it still happens, iv actually learned to shut it off or atleast lower the response to a very minimal and keep a certain frequency of mind in focus.

youtube.com/watch?v=ob6992n-Yo4

maple best asmr grill desu

Perhaps you're right. Also, seems very feminine, charming, charismatic. Wouldn't even go on a date with a girl like that. I'd have to suicide after learning she doesn't want to go on another.

>Literally capitalizing on nerd virgins.
isn't that the whole point of youtube-streams?

It's a weird feeling you get that engulfs your entire body. It feels better than sex, but isn't sexual. It's life waves of euphoria. Although, videos like this don't do it for me. Way top fuckimg weird. I'm convinced half the people claiming these videos work are fucking getting off to them.

At any rate, this shit hits when people pay very close attention to you and go the extra mile. Work hard, for you. It's hard to explain to people that don't get it.

Many people get it as kids getting a haircut. It fades as you get older and takes more detailed high energy attention. Not trying to sound mystical, but you know when people are going the extra mile for you.

Seriously, 90% of these weirdos watching these videos are full of shit. I have gotten them since I was at least 4 years old. These videos are sometimes close, but way too fucking weird and un-authentic to work. Has to be authentic, sounds crazy, but that's how it works.

It feels like the chills with goosebumps, mixed with radiating euphoria through your entire nervous system, starting from your head resonating through your body. It's amazing. I seriously pitty those that don't experience it. They can last well over 30 minutes in the right environment.

>isn't that the whole point of youtube-streams?
Only if they have tits.

Fuck ASMR darling. The best ASMR girls are the fat Wiccans who appreciate the art of it.

link me these fat wiccans

youtu.be/zjJu_NX8Vmk

>It feels better than sex

virgin detected

It's still pretty good though. Also, I would argue that there are sexual undertones to a lot of it. Female ASMR at least. Although not overtly

Yea... it can be over whelming and you lose focus of what is going on.

I'v had it happen all my life. Usually when someone was attempting to teach me something or inform me of something.

It would become so intense that I would totally lose focus of what they were saying, having them have to repeat themselves.

I remember recognizing the feeling and going to the old farmer neighbor lady's house just to have to talk to me and it would trigger.

I didn't even care what she said... it was like I was exploiting her just to get the feeling and yes it starts at the top of the head and eventually engulfs the entire body in this warm euphoric tingling.

I feel it exactly when you do, when people work hard with you and for you. Tutoring gets me asmr pretty hard, I get tingles from my head to my neck and I feel so relaxed and wonderful, like this person could teach me anything. Music does this as well sometimes. Those are the best moments imo.

That was a good laugh, thanks Sam!

Definitely not a virgin. Been fucking since 15, now 28. Steady gf's and was what many consider degenerate or a "chad" through college. Worked at Abercrombie back in 2006-2009 and fucked half the staff.

Seriously, not everyone on here is an autistic fat shit.

ASMR is the stupidest fucking shit. If you get off to it you are a fucking faggot, so fucking stupid, "HURR LETS LISTEN TO HEADPHONE STATIC AND SOME BITCH WHISPER OHMYGOD ITSSOHOT IVE NEVER HAD A WOMAN WHISPER TO ME EUNNNNGGHHHHH"

I learned that if you channel an alpha wave through your mind, you can over ride it.

I'v also learned to trigger asmr within myself on command.

I had no idea that's what it was called until I read into this thread.

It wirks!

dont post qt girls
it triggers how lonely and virgin i am

She needs "the pill" so I can cum inside her

You can't focus too hard or yippy lose it, though, haha. I used to get embarrassed as a kid because I thought everyone did it and others could tell. Then I realized they had no fucking clue what I was talking about.

When you get the waves rolling, I swear that shit cures cancer.

You would get embarrassed because even as a child you realized you were a fucking weirdo.

>you can download these files in .FLAC for $12
Top kek

You probably have severe inferiority complex.

Go sit on pumpkin stem.

Music can do it, but mostly when you're ripped on adderall, haha..at least that's what happened with me. No longer take the stuff, but damn... on a road trip solo or with people on adderall it would kick sometimes. I no longer need adderall, so that aspect is done for me. I graduated college.

Sounds like you could use some relaxation via a comforting word trigger assortment video for stress & anxiety

youtu.be/6V562o0oT-M

HOLY FUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS

THIS IS MY FUCKING WIFE YOU DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

If you get off to static and fucked up mixer levels you likely have legitimate autism user.

How can you get an alpha wave going?

Getting tutored
Haircuts
Helpful retail employee
Anyone who pays special attention. It could be a dirty hobo, I would still get it.

My gf doesn't give me it ever though... Kind of sucks.

You sound less redpilled and more fat and angry. I suggest you stop being fat or kill yourself.

>not listening to tony bomboni the god of asmr
He is true redpill

It actually triggers me man. As soon as I hear that fucking pop from their spit I legit get filled with rage.

youtube.com/watch?v=RgACTXlM-bo

Nah senpai shes mine desu

While you're clearly a normie who won't ever get what it's really about, guys that unironically listen to female ASMR truly are turbovirgins.

youtube.com/watch?v=hD4H9Qdbgkw

As usual, it is man who creates the best content.

mine to :^)

I don't do drugs, it just happens to me when I listen to a song that really resonates with how I feel. My go to usually is Strawberry fields forever. It's random most of the time, but when it happens it's beautiful.

So what, you're just going to act like it isn't fucking weird? News flash bud, it is, and you getting off to it makes you a weirdo.

You get it... i suggest car washes. People that crack out on your rims and dash or just go all out in detailing your car can snap me into autistic levels of asmr

You have legitimate cancer.

How long can u make it through this

youtu.be/AMO89XfpF38

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I ALONE AM WORTHY OF HER LOVE AND AFFECTION YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

you have aids

you don't know its happening. More than likely, you've been asmr raped by someone like me when you worked hard for them. Here's a tip. You can tell when they sorta stop moving and watch you.

Ahahahaha my fucking guy

>not posting based dmitri or ephemeral rift

Ah this was meant for someone else. ;)

>bread redemption

You do realize with ever angry fat post you make there is an ID, right? If you're too stupid, go back to Sup Forums where you belong, tranny faggot.

>there is "sexy ASMR" on pornhub now

30 seconds, I really don't get what the appeal here is. I give her credit in that she's audible without having to crank my volume up.

Why is she whispering like a middle aged teacher trying to sound sexy to a student?

It's just creepy

That's hilarious

Shits pathetic. Probably even more pathetic than phone sex.

If you never got it getting a haircut or someone working hard for you or tutoring you, you won't get it anyways.

These videos are for fags that jack off to this and claim they get asmr anyways. This shit rarely works for those of us that get it, and the noises shit can be equally as irritating and bordering on rage, like anyone else gets. The YouTube videos are 90% bullshit made for faggots jerking off

how did you become so offensive on the internet? it's like you are the grand supreme leader of a trolling club.

You find getting a haircut erotic? Again, you realize you're a fuckin weirdo right bud?

>he gets shitty hair cuts from women because he gets turned on
embarrassing.

Every man should have a male barber if he actually gives a shit about getting a quality cut and building a decent work relationship.

I can spot fat aggression like a cold sore on a nigger loving bitch. Your posts scream need for attention mixed with failure and desire to be noticed. You're trying too hard, faggot. That shit screams insecurity and failed dreams.

You're cancer on this board and need to neck yourself. Nobody loves or will ever love a fat loser

same

Who here /Lisa/?

youtu.be/_jnJT_iH9gw

This is where most people get confused. It's not supposed to be erotic, just some sloots capitalized on it and lure in virgins and betas by making it sensual. It's primarily about relaxation via sounds/hand movements.

Asmr made me appreciate that a lot of women are incapable of being sexy subtly.
Theres only a few asmr makers who are able to make their videos erotic without it being noticed. The rest that try end up doing it too blatantly.

Why do transalphas love this guy so much?

He's honestly not funny at all, this coming from someone who loves weird comedy and is right wing.

I guess because he has nu-male features but in a 6'4 strong Chad body

Taking the Marxist lefty approach at misconstrued language. So cute. How morbidly obese are you? I take solace in knowing nobody will every love you besides your worthless mother.

>ASMRpill
here, you can thank me later

youtube.com/watch?v=3QcjAmnDTos

/wisterian/ here
youtube.com/watch?v=NnRewa1Lrsw

listening to a guy whisper in your ear might be gayer than butt sex

The alt-right has no alternative. He's literally the only far right comedian they have