Why have you not converted to islam yet?

Why have you not converted to islam yet?

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I like bacon
I like beer
Being forced to pray when a man calls it over a loudspeaker is forced (no compulsion in Islam my ass)
Having to bow down to the Sunni shits in Saudi Arabia sounds awful

Because weed is haram and my beard is too patchy if I let it grow.

Because I enjoy Christianity more.

Fuck off, Leaf

that guy looks like dog shit

You're a big guy...

Don't worry, I will if they win the west if only to watch their defender liberals get tortured executed or inslaves.

even your homolust icon there wears products of the west.

Your religion and people are forever cucked

Will I get a boyfriend?

Cancucks on the run. Sup Trudeau?

You don't get to bring boyfriends

Can't convert from nothing. Sage

saging

I dont like a militant "religion" that will kill you if you step out of line

also this

i have more than two functional brain cells

I dont like raping goats and kids, also my iq surpasses 30

i cant grow a beard

No music or art, fuq that.

I'm coming to pick one up.

>No music or art
Huh?

sort yourself out

Because I don't want to listen to an Arab reading the fanfiction of the Bible "The Crazy Bedouin Adventure" every single morning.

No thx.

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Kek

I prefer being a human being.

I like dick too much, and don't plan on taking a nose dive off a building

MMMMMMMMM I like a good muscle bottom, thanks for the pic OP I'm fapping to it

Is there a way this guy can fart in a bag and ship it to me, would love to smell his farts... so sexy, I'd love to top his ass!

'Cause my country isn't so far cucked that they see nothing wrong with Islam.

Dude the guy in the pic is clearly gay, if u ain't gonna breed that muscle ass then I'm gonna dive in myself #missingout

you're just jealous u don't have a muscle butt like the guy in the pic. Unless you wanna post a pic of ur fine fanny ;)

OP i know you spent a long time gazing at pictures of shirtless men before deciding on this one

>yes, he's the one. perfect. *op strokes cock*

I would honestly convert if I could be like those sheiks that control the oil and get lamborghinis and shit.

But most muslims I don't think they have access to that.

All religions are death cults

I’ll share with you the tale of when
I met some baggy-trousered gentlemen
They spoke with flair
and with panache
They all had beards
but no moustache

They had a book called the Qur'an
containing some divine and cosmic plan
And then I cringed
in fear and dread
as one closed up his book and said

Just do it, just do it
Do it before you die
Join Islam, come on man
Don't upset the man in the sky
The consequences are dire
You'll really piss him off
and then he'll burn you in the fire
Just do it, just do it now!

So I said:
I can't do it, I can't do it
I really don't believe in God
Your passion and your fashion
I really think are really rather odd

No derision
It's my decision
and I don't like the idea of a circumcision
I won’t do it. I won’t join Islam.

You've done it now!

Join Islam
Read the Qur'an
Linguistically it’s sublime
I’ve checked and
It’s perfect
In every way and for all time
It’s righteous
It has no likeness
Here’s a verse with forty-two rhetorical devices
Join Islam Just do it now!

And I said:
I can’t do it
I can’t do it
I’ve never felt the need to pray
On a carpet
with a view of men’s arses
I’m sorry I don’t pray that way
I’m at a disadvantage
I can’t read the language
All I want is lager and a bacon sandwich
I can’t do it I won’t join Islam

And he said
I won’t boast
but first and foremost
ask yourself what if you’re wrong.
You believe that something
came from nothing?
My faith could never be that strong!
It’s not pragmatic
It’s un-Quranic
It violates the second law of thermodynamics
Think about it. What if you’re wrong?

>That pic
How do you get so hairless? All these models do laser hair removal?

Because I still want to drink beer and eat pork.

Allah is my track suit

I dont like fucking little boys.

Larpers
>pic not related

Holy shit Photoshop does wonders to your abs
gotta tell /fit/
Also 1400 years of Stagnation ? No thanks

Because I don't want to lose my head for giving another man head

> pic unrelated